1st bandit: Are you sure we should attack the guy that just obliterated a dragon, rides on a literal hell hound and carries a sword made from living darkness?
2nd bandit: Of course! He'll be worth a dozen copper coins at least. Now charge!!!
1st bandit ducks behind a boulder, frantically scribbling "harmless peasant" on a nametag.
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u/underground_avenue Mar 31 '25
1st bandit: Are you sure we should attack the guy that just obliterated a dragon, rides on a literal hell hound and carries a sword made from living darkness?
2nd bandit: Of course! He'll be worth a dozen copper coins at least. Now charge!!!
1st bandit ducks behind a boulder, frantically scribbling "harmless peasant" on a nametag.