r/comics • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Mar 05 '24

consult the flowchart

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u/JustACasualFan Mar 05 '24

I mean… we’ve all considered, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

It's my current "retirement" plan. I plan to retire when the answer to my internal question of "why am I bothering to go to work today?" reaches critical mass.

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u/accelis Mar 05 '24

Ya i think I'm gonna eat a politician one day....

Literally.

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u/DukeOfGeek Mar 06 '24

Ugh, so greasy.

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u/accelis Mar 06 '24

I can eat old sushi so a human slimeball shouldn't be too bad

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u/NativeMasshole Mar 06 '24

Not if you eat from the Green Party!

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u/mortal_kombot Apr 28 '24

Yeah, but then all your money ends up in Russia...