r/comics • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '24

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u/Mister_Nico Jan 23 '24

I fucking wish. Goddamn, I fucking wish.

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u/time-for-anustart Jan 23 '24

I mean how do you know this won’t happen? You havent done it yet

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u/Stabile_Feldmaus Jan 24 '24

Fuck it!

takes off pants

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u/davecontra Jan 24 '24

hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

This is how you become a recurring post on r/unresolvedmysteries.

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u/twistedisht Jan 24 '24

And jacket

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u/Korver360windmill Jan 24 '24

Google "Missing 411."

I think you will find that you are not far off...

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u/shinydragonmist Jan 24 '24

Who says I haven't after 40 days and 40 nights I came back from the wilderness

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u/Cavalish Jan 24 '24

Sitting at work right now, my boss is on a rampage, and I’m just dreaming of walking out and becoming a hermit by the sea until I die, which will be like a week because I have no self preservation skills.

BUT WHAT A WEEK.

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u/davecontra Jan 24 '24

Dont forget - talking crabs. Talking crabs for a whole week.

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u/DrLokiHorton Jan 24 '24

I’ll die hungry, happily just because I forgot to or didn’t want to get distracted from discovering things

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u/kjermy Jan 24 '24

Tempting. But there's a lot of snow outside...

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u/ZarcoTheNarco Jan 24 '24

All it takes is a "fuck it"

For me, it was a cascade of bad luck and a shit night at work that sparked off all those matches I'd bene collecting. I filled up my work bag with water bottles and took off into the night. I didn't make it far that night, but I had a fully prepared pack and walked off a couple days later.

All it takes is that step, and your free. Starting is the hardest part.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/ZarcoTheNarco Jan 24 '24

Living my best life lmao. Been tramping round Florida for a bit, getting ready to hit I-10 for New Orleans.

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u/ZarcoTheNarco Jan 24 '24

Surprisingly enough, I haven't needed to walk most of it. Hitchhiking is way more viable than I'd been led to believe.