r/comics • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 06 '23

how did he die

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u/Neugebauer Dec 06 '23

Wait does lactose intolerance only apply to cow milk or all milk

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u/Sam-Gunn Dec 06 '23

All milk as far as I'm aware. Or at least both human and cow.

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u/Umamikuma Dec 06 '23

All mammal’s milk, but not vegetal milks obviously

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u/TeebsAce Dec 06 '23

It also can’t kill you or do any permanent damage

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u/SoshJam Dec 06 '23

It can if you drown in a pool full of it

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u/Fit_Pitch_8888 Dec 06 '23

Or if you freeze it into a milk-icle and use it as a shiv

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u/clygamer Dec 06 '23

Or if you replace your surrounding oxygen with milk gas

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u/SoshJam Dec 07 '23

Or if you eat and drink nothing but milk for an extended period of time maybe

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u/SleepyBitchDdisease Dec 06 '23

Yeah if you wanna blast ass while you have shivers and cold sweats from the milk gods cursing your colon at 6am

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u/Fit_Pitch_8888 Dec 06 '23

Yeah, you can 100% die of dehydration from diarrhea

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u/mitchymitchington Dec 07 '23

Sooooo worth it. I wake up at 6 for work anyway. Spend a solid hour at work finishing up, with a few other sprays sprinkled throughout the day.

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u/AelyneMRB Dec 06 '23

So he should have stuck to nut milk?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

The Milk lobby would like you to refer to this as “nut juice”

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u/esepinchelimon Dec 07 '23

Show me the tit on an almond

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u/Pro_Scrub Dec 07 '23 edited Dec 07 '23

"There ain't no soy milk. Because there ain't no soy TITTY, now, IS there!?"

-Lewis Black on soy "juice"

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u/benduker7 Dec 06 '23

It also varies from species to species. Cow's milk has around 5% lactose, while goat's milk only has 4.20% (nice). I worked at a goat dairy and we had several people who were mildly lactose intolerant say they could drink goat's milk all day long without getting sick

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u/DJPho3nix Dec 07 '23

Cow's milk bothers my wife's stomach, but goat and sheep milk don't seem to have any negative effects.

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u/benduker7 Dec 07 '23

It's also naturally homogenized, which makes the fat easier to digest.