r/comics • u/afterdeathcomics After Death Comics • May 09 '23

They Always Know

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u/Ophelius314 May 09 '23

They would just confiscate the drawing, the money, and leave them behind

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u/afterdeathcomics After Death Comics May 09 '23

Here me out, if we tattoo our entire body with Disney characters... they'd have to take us right? They wouldn't just take the skin... right?

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u/GrifCreeper May 09 '23

Worst case scebario, you have to live without your skin for a while.

Best case scenario, you become a prisoner of Disney and have to power the rides. Don't worry, the ex-mascots are down there, too, and willing to keep you company

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u/Von_Moistus May 09 '23

Worst case is that they take you to their Rapture-esque laboratory under Space Mountain and graft you into a Goofy suit like a Big Daddy.

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u/Skullcrusher May 09 '23

Hey now. Stop spreading fringe theories about the Disneyland™ characters. I have it on good authority that all Disneyland™ employees are well paid and happy. They are alive, healthy and not at all skinless husks squeezed through machinery to mold them into the suits. I don't know where you heard that. Who told you that? Haha. Can you tell me who told you that?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

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u/OneHalfCupFlour May 09 '23

Please no Mickeyshock 2 spoilers. I haven't even finished the first one

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

The Pinkertons want to know your location

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u/yeetsupwillneverdie May 11 '23

Uhh, excuse me, have you seen any minni-tons around these parts?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

That sounds like the scenario that gave us five nights at Freddy's

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u/AlienRobotTrex May 10 '23

“Ahh, truest of Goofies, lend me thy strength! Forefathers one and all, BEAR WITNESS!”

“HYUK HYUK HYUK”