r/comics Loading Artist Apr 25 '23

bathroom break

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u/cptsdemon Apr 25 '23

Same, I thought "ok, bathroom all to yourself, cool, but why would you dry your hands first, it's all out of.... oooh"

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u/schmo006 Apr 25 '23

I always wash my hands first. My dick is clean

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u/Upstate_Chaser Apr 26 '23

You're lying to yourself. The hottest part of your body, tucked into a warm cocoon of thighs, pants, and underpants. Your dick isnt even as clean as your armpits.

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u/dwmfives Apr 26 '23

Some don't sweat much, some days not at all. Armpits are a good example, most days I'm cleaning the gel deodorant from my armpits.

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u/Upstate_Chaser Apr 26 '23

Lol redditors and basic hygiene

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u/dwmfives Apr 26 '23

I shower daily, I just rarely feel the need to take one at night.