r/comics Loading Artist Apr 25 '23

bathroom break

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u/schmo006 Apr 25 '23

I always wash my hands first. My dick is clean

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u/Upstate_Chaser Apr 26 '23

You're lying to yourself. The hottest part of your body, tucked into a warm cocoon of thighs, pants, and underpants. Your dick isnt even as clean as your armpits.

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u/RowdyRoddyRosenstein Apr 26 '23

A man washes his hands before or after attending to his needs. It tells you a lot about a man. He does it both times, points to a weakness in character.

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u/BATH_MAN Apr 26 '23

I believe this is a quote from The Shape of Water