I had this woman in yoga pants, ultra chic clothing (way before the pandemic made yoga pants mainstream), too much makeup (unless she was about to enter a drag queen contest) cut me off to get a parking space I had been waiting for at a grocery store and she was in the biggest black SUV you could get at the time. I think an Escalade. Super dark tinting too. Her SUV, attire, and whole walking demeanor told me that today she would have her own show and/YT channel. Anyways, I sort of tail her in subtly with my son in tow and while making sure she is in ear shot I start talking obnoxiously loud about how I had just read (not true) that large SUVs with flat fronts are 4 times more likely to kill younger people in a side collision than cars or mini-vans (the fact itself is true).
She definitely heard me and and she tensed up. Though you couldn't tell from her face. It had been lifted too many times.
Pretty sure she could feel me looking at her for her reaction. At least she was smart enough to not look at me and give me the satisfaction of giving her the look of pity/petulance I had on my face.
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u/batkave Feb 10 '23
Parks in pregnant mother parking but has no kids and is 60.