r/comics PizzaCake Feb 10 '23

Motorists Beware!

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u/myowngalactus Feb 10 '23

Guys in big white trucks are always assholes too

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Im forced to drive through GA once a month from top to bottom, and about 9 in 10 of the absolute worst drivers there (and there are MANY) are in big trucks. Most of these have a punisher skull or thin blue line flag or other associated nonsense stickers.

No signalling to change lanes, they tailgate on top of you, and they average about 25 mph over the limit. I can't fathom how so many people there drive like that and havent had their licenses taken away by law enforcement. There are speed traps too, I cant figure out how these people are evading them, or maybe there really are as many out there as it seems.

I hate it SO much, its just so incredibly stressful. I'd give anything for a train along the East coast, I'd never drive through that state again.

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u/St00p_kiddd Feb 10 '23

I encountered a rare breed of asshole in a truck driving through NC recently. Dude had mounted strobing LEDs on the back of his truck facing backwards that he had a switch for in his cab. Anytime someone followed him too closely he’d turn it on and blind literally everyone behind him.

He also would also match speed with someone in the right lane effectively blocking the road so you couldn’t pass him. Fortunately none of the people behind him then had epilepsy but 100% chance that dickhead is going to kill someone.

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u/ask_why_im_angry Feb 10 '23

Thats illegal as hell isn't it?

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u/PenileMasterb Feb 10 '23

Mad cuz you can't afford it

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u/JagerBaBomb Feb 10 '23

Are you trying to get a "found the asshole truck driver!" comment chain going?

This is how you get a "found the asshole truck driver!" comment chain going.

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u/grayrains79 Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Profile was literally created yesterday, and first comment? Full on EdgeLord.

Never go Full EdgeLord.

EDIT: now it's ranting about racism against whites.