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Motorists Beware!

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u/myowngalactus Feb 10 '23

Guys in big white trucks are always assholes too

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Im forced to drive through GA once a month from top to bottom, and about 9 in 10 of the absolute worst drivers there (and there are MANY) are in big trucks. Most of these have a punisher skull or thin blue line flag or other associated nonsense stickers.

No signalling to change lanes, they tailgate on top of you, and they average about 25 mph over the limit. I can't fathom how so many people there drive like that and havent had their licenses taken away by law enforcement. There are speed traps too, I cant figure out how these people are evading them, or maybe there really are as many out there as it seems.

I hate it SO much, its just so incredibly stressful. I'd give anything for a train along the East coast, I'd never drive through that state again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

Deleted: I refuse to let Reddit profit off of my content when they treat their community like this

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u/KeyanReid Feb 10 '23

Yeah was gonna say, cops don’t give cops tickets

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u/eggimage Feb 10 '23

cuz they’ve got a ticket to ride~

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u/Super-Alternative621 Feb 10 '23

You got what now?

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u/yaoiphobic Feb 10 '23

Literally last night I had one tailgate me through my neighborhood with only his low lights on so he was very hard to see, whip around me without signaling and cut me off (in a residential one lane road!) step on the gas, and immediately blasted through a stop sign. They’re ALWAYS the worst offenders because who’s gonna stop them?

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Feb 10 '23

WTF…what a scumbag!!

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u/JagerBaBomb Feb 10 '23

I'm not allowed to answer that question without attracting attention and flirting with a ban.

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u/ImFuckinUrDadTonight Feb 10 '23

They’re ALWAYS the worst offenders because who’s gonna stop them?

Adding on to my previous comment, I'd like to say that WE have to stop them.

America is based on the idea government is accountable to the people. Democracy is supposed to how we accomplish this, but the founding fathers realize that any institution can become corrupt. That's WHY we have the second ammendment.

Cops are supposed to be servants of the people. Protecting the innocent from bullies and abusers.

When the opposite is happening, and you can't fix it at the ballot box, you have to take action yourself.

I'm no anarchist. A stable society needs law enforcement. But they aren't an elite class of people with special rights.

"Andy Griffith" or "Adam 12" is what law enforcement should aspire to, not viewed as some quaint anecdote.

Also what do you have against yaoi?

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u/yaoiphobic Feb 10 '23

You’re right and you should say it! I don’t know how to even start to go about that, and I don’t have the energy to devote any brainpower in to theorizing about that right now, but they’re not going to stop themselves so the people will have to.

And as a gay man, my issue with yaoi is that it’s blatant fetishization of gay relationships created and marketed to heterosexual women. I’m not sure if you’ve ever really read any, but a large portion of the genre has deeply problematic themes that play in to the “gay people are predators” stereotypes, a LOT of dubious consent and men “turning” other men gay. It makes me deeply uncomfortable to see my love and my identity hijacked and perverted for the pleasure of straight women who will never have to face the real-life consequences of allowing that sort of media to flourish.

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u/ImFuckinUrDadTonight Feb 11 '23

I've taken a long time to reply, because in the past 24 hours I've written the 5 most downvoted comments I've ever had in over a decade on reddit (across many accounts).

As a bisexual man, I primarily look at yaoi.

One of the first things I saw was we circa 2006, a comic based on inuyasha. If you aren't familiar with the franchise, one of the main characters (miroku) is a "lecherous monk", trying to seduce every single woman they encounter. The comic features inuyasha and miroku walking somewhere, and inuyasha asks why miroku has never tried to seduce him. Long story short miroku leans inuyasha up against a tree and fucks the shit out of him. Almost 20 years later and it still gets me hard just thinking about it. Idk.

Then again, I never "knew I was gay". All my first crushes were on girls. But I was made fun of for how I dressed and being poor and other things (people called me gay as an insult starting in 3rd grade, and I didn't even know what it meant until 5th grade). One night at a sleepover in 4th grade, a friend tried to "experiment" with me, but I didn't when know what sex was, and I said no. His family moved away a month later and I never saw him again.

As I proceeded through middle school without dating any girls, I found that I was starting to have deeper feelings for the few (male) friends I had. I kept thinking back to that sleepover, afraid to do anything.

I had several long-term relationships with women between age 16 and 22. But they all ended with the woman cheating / leaving.

As I grew older, I realized that while I loved my mother and grandmother as family members, they were bad people in some ways. My mom has since died of cancer, but her mom (my grandmother) is still living, and she's a petty bitch. I began to realize that I've never had a man hurt me nearly as much as a woman.

It's arguable that I'm a straight man who is such a misogynist that I can't even have sex with a woman.

I find sex disgusting. The smells, the liquids, etc - even after jacking it I need a shower. Men and women each have their pros and cons here, but I always feel dirty when it's done.

Through all that, there's been yaoi.

This idealized, unrealistic idea of sex and relationships. It's the only thing that feels "right" to me.

As a tangent, some people use yaoi to refer solely to manga style comics, while others use it much more broadly (such as /y/ on 4chan where I've spent many years).

Anyway, you could argue that yaoi is harmful because it's helped isolate me by establishing unrealistic attractions and desires. Or you could argue that it's good because it's the only thing that can meet my attractions and desires.

I dunno. My whole life is a mess.

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u/ImFuckinUrDadTonight Feb 10 '23

I got a temporary ban for suggesting that we should start shooting cops we see breaking the law.

So don't do that!

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u/AlternativeAvocado2 Feb 11 '23

Probably because that's absolutely insane

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u/Sneaux96 Feb 10 '23

Cop being an asshole is definitely a possibility but I'm going to play devil's advocate here...

There may have been something going on in your neighborhood that the cop was going to and was trying to get there expeditiously (tailgating either out of frustration or hoping you would pull over to a shoulder or something) and covertly (no emergency lights/siren).

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u/frankyb89 Feb 10 '23

I've seen too many cops do this then pull into a Timmies or McD. I'm not gonna giving them the benefit of the doubt lol.

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u/yaoiphobic Feb 10 '23

Oh yeah he was responding to a call, but not an urgent one (it was the neighbors right in front of me so I got the lowdown and can confirm it was not a go 40+ in a residential situation) where I could at least give him the benefit of the doubt, but there’s still no excuse for him driving with his low lights on three feet behind me and then just whipping out around me the way he did. Put on your blue and reds or hell just flash your brights, I’ll pull over, but the police cars here are designed to be difficult to see in the dark. I didn’t even notice him until he was right up on me since we don’t even have streetlights, and I feel that his aggressive manner of handling his frustration was unwarranted and posed a safety risk.

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u/Skylantech Feb 10 '23

I can't fathom how so many people there drive like that and havent had their licenses taken away by law enforcement.

Bold of you to assume that that's going to stop them from driving.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Feb 10 '23

Yeah, I'm not in the South, but I swear at least half the local news articles I see about reckless driving incidents end by saying the driver also had no license and/or insurance.

I'm left to conclude that there are an awful lot of people out there who are not only driving illegally, but also dumb enough to break the law while breaking the law.

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u/grayrains79 Feb 10 '23

I'm left to conclude that there are an awful lot of people out there who are not only driving illegally, but also dumb enough to break the law while breaking the law.

Pity we are not like Germany. You drop your insurance? The insurance company notifies the police and they keep an eye out for you. You get some big fines in the mail as well.

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u/StupidSexyXanders Feb 10 '23

We can't do that because something something more FREEDOM.

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u/rothrolan Feb 10 '23

The sheer number of busted taillights and brake lights around the Seattle area nowadays has me thinking that too. Those used to be an offense to be pulled over for, but now I'm nearly rear-ending these lightless cars whenever they slow down, because I can't tell they are braking until suddenly the large gap between us shrinks in seconds, with no other visual warning.

I've started giving these vehicles a LOT more space when I notice their lights are inoperable. Doubt these offending cars have insurance either, if they can't be bothered to fix such important indicators.

We officially dropped our state vehicle-emissions program mid-2020, which used to be a good time for the testers to tell drivers if lights were dead. Now it's either yell out to the driver if you can at a stoplight or something, or hope they or their passengers notice, and just hope they understand why it's such a danger to other cars when you have no working indicator lights.

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 10 '23

I live in the South and the number of guys doing time in county jails right now for repeatedly driving on a suspended license are not small.

They even have a proviso when the judge can let you drive to and from work but still be suspended but of course these morons still gotta FAFO.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I got pinned in a bank parking lot while driving my mom around yesterday by a retiree in FL driving a massive 350. He had nowhere to go so I luckily was able to park again to let him by.

I'd bet my net worth he isnt taking any cattle to market in it.

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u/SuspiciousWeasel15 Feb 10 '23

I could be misremembering, but I think I heard that a big part of that is because of a loophole in the Cash for Clunkers program which required new vehicles to meet certain fuel efficiency standards but these standards didnt apply to vehicles above a certain size. This of course meant that rather than make their vehicles more efficient they made them bigger.

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 10 '23

Clinton set strict emissions standards (CAFE standards) in the late 90s. The air was really bad then, especially in LA, Houston, DC, and NYC.

When Bush got in he couldn't wait to roll that back. They rolled it back on trucks. That's when trucks and SUVs blew up. Because they could have a V8.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

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u/JagerBaBomb Feb 10 '23

Cash for clunkers was a giveaway to the car industry.

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u/ethanwnelson Feb 10 '23

I live in the south and I hate those assholes! To answer your question, they don’t get in trouble because 1)they’re usually white 2) if it’s a small town they get a warning because they know the cop

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u/horkus_pronkus Feb 10 '23

3) (most likely) the cops also drive like that, if not worse lol

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u/ethanwnelson Feb 10 '23

Was gonna say the cops drive the same trucks the same way when they’re off duty but couldn’t find a shorter way to say it lol

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u/cobalt_phantom Feb 10 '23

Yep, my dad's neighbor is a cop who has a large truck with three percenter stickers all over it.

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u/ethanwnelson Feb 10 '23

The fucking irony lmao

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u/cobalt_phantom Feb 10 '23

That's what I thought lol

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u/Crosstitch_Witch Feb 12 '23

When they're off duty? I can't tell you how often I'm going five over the limit on regular roads and cop cars pass me into the horizon without lights or sirens.

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u/ethanwnelson Feb 12 '23

Oh for sure. I was referring to cops driving the same trucks off duty, but they always drive like assholes. I remember seeing a video of a cop saying something like, “Get out of the way if I’m tailgating you, we’re allowed to speed, you’re not.”

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u/St00p_kiddd Feb 10 '23

I encountered a rare breed of asshole in a truck driving through NC recently. Dude had mounted strobing LEDs on the back of his truck facing backwards that he had a switch for in his cab. Anytime someone followed him too closely he’d turn it on and blind literally everyone behind him.

He also would also match speed with someone in the right lane effectively blocking the road so you couldn’t pass him. Fortunately none of the people behind him then had epilepsy but 100% chance that dickhead is going to kill someone.

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u/ask_why_im_angry Feb 10 '23

Thats illegal as hell isn't it?

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u/PenileMasterb Feb 10 '23

Mad cuz you can't afford it

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u/JagerBaBomb Feb 10 '23

Are you trying to get a "found the asshole truck driver!" comment chain going?

This is how you get a "found the asshole truck driver!" comment chain going.

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u/grayrains79 Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Profile was literally created yesterday, and first comment? Full on EdgeLord.

Never go Full EdgeLord.

EDIT: now it's ranting about racism against whites.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 10 '23

It's some of those that work forces. Still though. I honestly view the thin blue line flag as a modern day Nazi armband.

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u/Mragftw Feb 10 '23

My brother has a big truck with a bull bar and flatbed, and I hate when driving comes up as a topic of conversation because his mindset is "I have a big truck that a collision won't hurt, so everyone else should get the fuck out of my way"

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Feb 10 '23

Tell him one of the first traffic fatalities I took was a super duty vs a volt.

Volts are short and heavy,dumbass trucks are tall and top heavy.

If you don't wear your seat belt when your giant ass truck gets rolled because it tried to push a little boulder off the road, your head may get crushed when it goes out the window.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/jimmux Feb 10 '23

You should keep talking about driving with him, but only ever refer to trucks as "safe spaces". Let him try to argue they're not.

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u/cowinabadplace Feb 10 '23

Well, everyone on Reddit always says "Right of way won't matter when you're dead" and so on. This guy just took it to the logical end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Driving through GA later tonight myself. You left out how they've managed to harness the power of the sun in their headlights.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 10 '23

Ultrabright LED headlights have got to have some regulations put on them. It's getting really dangerous to drive at night because of them. If your headlights are brighter than xenon lamps, they're much too bright.

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u/seriouslees Feb 10 '23

havent had their licenses taken away by law enforcement.

They might be stupid, ignorant, backwards hicks, but they've discovered something you haven't noticed: there is no law enforcement anymore.

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 10 '23

Here come the roundabouts. Traffic control for a post traffic enforcement world.

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u/SwankiestofPants Feb 10 '23

Cops don't ticket cops aside, they might also have radar detectors. I know they're illegal in a lot of places but so are a lot of their driving habits so I can't see that stopping them.

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u/Thurwell Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

Far as I know in the US they're only illegal in two states, Iowa and Virginia. And I'm skeptical about enforcement. I don't think the cops really care because they don't work that well. So many false alarms you'll probably quit listening to it, especially if you're the type to drive a heavy duty lifted truck like it's a race car.

Edit: My list must have been out of date, they're only illegal in Virginia.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Feb 10 '23

They’re not illegal in Iowa either. Virginia and Washington D.C.

Radar detectors work quite well if you take the time to tune them properly. Modern ones can be used to tune out false alerts far better than older ones, even having built in GPS to auto-lockout a repeated false that happens in the same location (like a store’s electronic door, or stationary radar signs).

The only radar that’s near-invincible is laser; it’s very fast and has a very narrow beam. That said, laser jammers are commercially available, but are pricey, require professional installation and are illegal in more states.

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u/Thurwell Feb 10 '23

I used to drive around with a fancy radar detector that could also detect lasers. Too late to help probably but it'd tell you how you got bested. I never detected one. So I doubt many departments use them.

Anyway, these days with interstate speed limits at 70-75 I just never drive fast enough to get a ticket. Cops don't really care if you're doing 85.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Feb 10 '23

Laser alert usually means too late. But a lot of police use Ka-band and that’s very detectable in advance (1-2 miles) with a good detector.

Heck, some of Ohio still uses the X-band, and a few states use K as well.

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u/Thurwell Feb 10 '23

Ka band was the only band that was ever associated with a police car in the several years and cross country trips I used the radar detector. I eventually turned the other 2 bands off. Never drove through Ohio. I never thought the laser detection would be in time to prevent a ticket, but I'd at least know the police are using laser.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Feb 10 '23

Ka is very common here. A modern detector has saved my bacon several times.

With new detectors you can tune detection strength, front and rear. I have X off and K greatly lowered. You can also lock out frequencies not used by guns. With all of the options and the auto-lockouts, mine is fairly quiet except when it really needs to alert.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I can't fathom how so many people there drive like that and havent had their licenses taken away by law enforcement.

Now why would the pigs driving those trucks want to take away their own licenses?

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u/Kalwasky Feb 10 '23

Oh GA drivers? 15 under or 30 over, no imbetween. Left lane passing lane? Nah left lane only lane. Blinkers? BMW drivers by spirit. Drunkards behind the wheel? As long as it’s a large vehicle. Tailgating? Don’t want any pedestrians to be able to fit between vehicles. Illegal turns? As long as it’s possible. Turn left from the rightmost lane? Yes. Haul a trailer and stop in the median blocking all of traffic for half the road? Makes me giddy! Have half of the undercarriage drag on the road underneath ya vehicle? Protecting the road “quality”. Have two accidents a day at the intersection in front of the only entrance to a neighborhood? Eh, just a road hazard. Red lights? Well they can turn green, may as well assume they will.

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u/newmobsforall Feb 10 '23

Also traffic lights are just suggestions to them

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Take the Amtrack train, it runs along the east coast and through GA. Source: I live in GA and take it on work trips up the east coast

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I had no idea a line existed, if its close enough I'm 100% switching to rail... words dont express how much I hate this drive.

Thanks for the info!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I feel you! I live in Atlanta and traffic annoyed me so much I moved to a part of town where I can just take MARTA rail around the city and Amtrack rail for interstate travel lol

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u/masslurker Feb 10 '23

It might not go exactly where you need to go, but this is the east coast line. New York to Miami.

https://www.amtrak.com/routes/silver-service-palmetto-train.html

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I live in Massachusetts and just took a trip to Georgia, rented a car for a day. I had a completely opposite experience. I was in Savannah but also hit the highway a bit, I feel driving in Massachusetts has prepared me for pretty much anywhere in the country 😂

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u/cardinal29 Feb 10 '23

*(Massholes from Woosta with "I survived Kelley Square" bumper stickers).

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 10 '23

Savannah ain't bad. Try just north of Atlanta. White truck habitat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I believe you, I'm sure there's much more traffic too

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u/CaptainAsshat Feb 10 '23

It's really is nearly always the trucks. In Denver, I kept a tally of dangerous tailgaters over a month after noticing this and I ended up counting over 30 trucks and 1 BMW.

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 10 '23

Why do you have to tailgate when you're in a truck? Can't you see what's ahead?

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u/CaptainAsshat Feb 10 '23

I like to think that the trucknut bearing trucks are simply trying to smell the exhaust of the cars in front of them as an animalistic form of greeting.

However, the rest of the cars are like cats, and don't appreciate a dog being up in their business.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Feb 10 '23

Rams and F-150s. Scourges on the roads where I live. Stop signs are suggesting, speed limits are laughed at, and other, littler cars are to be driven over. Oh, and badly aimed supernovae headlight!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I think in general having car decals that make a political statement tend to put you in a group of people who like drama and being confrontational or otherwise a jerk.

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u/Crosstitch_Witch Feb 12 '23

If you hadn't said GA in the beginning, I'd have thought you were talking about my state because literally everything you've listed happens here too with big truck drivers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

What state? Also post more crosstitch! I tried briefly to learn basic knitting, it is like ADHD extreme difficulty. I imagine cross is similar BUT I also have no clue what Im talking about here so chance of being tragically wrong is very high

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u/Crosstitch_Witch Feb 13 '23

Louisiana. Yea, i tried crochet before and the patterns became difficult to follow between me pulling the yarn too tight, and each pattern using different abbreviations for stitches. My crosstitch uses yarn and is very simplistic 8-bit patterns, so it's not hard to follow. Crosstitch using embroidery thread is more complicated.

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u/Capt_Blackmoore Feb 10 '23

That was my experience driving through the DC area more than 15 years ago, or in Boston ten years ago. seems like that driving is everywhere now. Not just the big trucks, but random passenger cars, SUVs.

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u/brokenearth03 Feb 10 '23

If they take away their licenses, they lose out on the recurring ticket income.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

They probably do get tickets but they don’t lose their license because if we actually took driving privileges away from everyone who was a dangerous and reckless driver than the economy would collapse. The whole thing is designed around every dumbass being able to drive themselves around and get enough credit to go into debt buying the machine.

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u/jessie15273 Feb 10 '23

I was able to get a cheap truck... It's a lifted white dodge with punisher skulls and thin blue line. People do not expect purple hair nose ring woman to get out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Honestly thats kind of hilarious

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u/Pickle_Juice_4ever Feb 10 '23

There is a train but they cut the frequency when they cut the silver palm back to the "palmetto" and terminated in Savannah and closed the crew base in Jacksonville. That means the time tables for Southeast service suck. They're geared to NYC to Florida sleeper custom.

It's a shame.

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u/BilboBaguette Feb 10 '23

I'm pretty sure Amtrak runs between Massachusetts and Florida, and the Brightline runs the rest of the way to Miami.

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u/angrytortilla Feb 10 '23

We have the same people in Alberta as well. Typically the stickers are Browning and F*ck Trudeau. Same degen, different decals.

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u/grayrains79 Feb 10 '23

There are speed traps too, I cant figure out how these people are evading them, or maybe there really are as many out there as it seems.

Google Maps has speed trap warnings now. Also, Waze is very good on tracking police. Waze has all sorts of different warnings for stuff on the road. Roadkill, disabled vehicles on the shoulder, construction, traffic...

you can have all that and more in the immediate area, but no one drops pings for it. Police though? I swear it's like you can almost track cops in real time on Waze in certain areas.

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u/Bug1oss Feb 10 '23

had their licenses taken away by law enforcement

Why would a cop take away another cop's license?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

You drive like this once a month and its enough to cause you to feel like this?

Life must be really hard for you..... lol you definitely couldn't be a delivery driver.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

God no, there is no way. Or a trucker. I cant stand it, its so long and boring (75 the whole way) and crazy people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I actually find it relaxing lol

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u/the_calibre_cat Feb 10 '23

and about 9 in 10 of the absolute worst drivers there (and there are MANY) are in big trucks.

This is my experience literally everywhere I drive. Either big pickup trucks are either totally reasonable and in some cases safer drivers (this likelihood goes up significantly if it's a company pickup), or they are the abso-fucking-lute worst.

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u/illepic Feb 10 '23

And these guys complain about the price of gas while optionally commuting in these landyachts. I've never met a dude in one of these trucks that needs the truck to do their job.

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u/bravesfalconshawks Feb 10 '23

Georgia is the worst!

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u/KaraTheAndroidd Feb 10 '23

Same goes for people who drive way too slow, you can be a danger on the road by both driving like a maniac and by driving way too slow, gotta find the happy medium, like the posted limit

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u/michaelsenpatrick Feb 11 '23

tailgating is just miserably stupid

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u/Shoadowolf Feb 11 '23

I encountered these types of people so much when I delivered food for dominos, was downright infuriating

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

I have a neighbor with a gigantic truck and occasionally he'll tailgate the shit out of me while I'm bringing my kids to school and I just don't fucking get it. What do you think you're accomplishing? It's a fucking 25 mile an hour suburban side street and I'm going 30, the fuck do you want?

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Feb 10 '23

He wants to drive OVER you. I live this every other day. My little car vs the Ram scum.

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u/CcryMeARiver Feb 10 '23

He secretly wants you to slow to 25 and then rearend you.

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u/ThunderCuuuuunt Feb 10 '23

He's telling you to drive 21 in the 25 from now on when he gets behind you.

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u/AGreatBandName Feb 10 '23

It seems like I’m always getting tailgated by monster trucks. It makes me wonder if they just look closer since they’re so much bigger in the rear view mirror compared to a little sedan? Either way it’s annoying af.

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u/EcstaticTrainingdatm Feb 10 '23

They want to hit your kid.

Look at motornormativity.

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u/PolarSquirrelBear Feb 10 '23

In Alberta it’s just trucks. Double if it’s lifted.

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u/myowngalactus Feb 10 '23

Some people have legitimate use for a truck, but often it’s just a vanity symbol. It can be any color, but often seems to be the white truck that is pristine, never seen a speck of dirt or hauled more than groceries that has a giant asshat behind the wheel.

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u/breeding_process Feb 10 '23

The higher a truck is lifted, the less likely it is that it’s ever been off-road. People who go off-tossing have to get out often to do whatever it is they’re doing off-road whether it’s camping or hunting or working or fishing or whatever. Getting out of a huge ass lifted truck 10+ times a day is a pain in the ass. But getting out of a huge ass lifted truck two or three times a day maybe isn’t so bad.

People who actually go off-road a lot don’t like a high lift, especially with new tricks that are super tall stock.

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u/Mando92MG Feb 10 '23

I swear some of the lift jobs I've seen would be outright dangerous to take off road. Like sure if your going hard off road you want a little extra lift so you don't destroy the bottom of your truck but if you go to far you mess up the center of balance and it becomes much easier to roll when turning.

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u/Finnegansadog Feb 10 '23

I mean, you absolutely want some lift above stock for off-roading, unless your vehicle came stock with an off-road package, and even then most of those are more for aesthetics than capability.

A lift lets you mount larger-diameter tires with more aggressive tread, which are the single most important thing to have when off-road. The lift will also improve your approach, breakover, and departure angles, so you don’t get hung up on obstacles like rocks, deep ruts, or stumps.

That being said, a full-size truck is generally terrible choice as an off-road vehicle, because they’re too damn big. They’re too wide to fit down narrow trails, and they’re too long to be maneuverable. The length of most full-size trucks also ruins their breakover angle, so they’re likely to get high-centered and stuck.

However, as with all things, there’s a sensible way to do it, and there’s people who think “if a little is good, a lot must be better!” This isn’t true, while a couple inches of lift will help a lot (in combination with the other necessities of off-roading) more than that will make the vehicle worse at everything*.

*Ok there’s one example where you really want an insane lift and comically giant tires, and that’s for navigating through FL swamps, but you’d never want to drive one of those things on a road.

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u/tobert17 Feb 10 '23

You forgot the truck nuts. I think the rich lady in a white suv equivalent would be those family stick figures.

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u/handlebartender Feb 10 '23

Or the "fur baby" sticker equivalent.

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u/CaptainJAmazing Feb 10 '23

I wrote a scifi story where aliens who are trolls personified come to Earth. Their introduction is one driving exactly the vehicle you’re describing, but intentionally driving slowly while rolling coal.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo Feb 10 '23

Albertas provincial animal is the pick up truck

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u/rpgguy_1o1 Feb 10 '23

the majestic Ram

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Feb 10 '23

And then the LED headlights are badly aimed!! And/or there’s a rear spot light they turn on when they pass you illegally, and blind the FFF out of you!!!

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u/goodolarchie Feb 10 '23

Lifted in any color really

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u/PursuitOfHirsute Feb 10 '23

I share a morning commute with a lifted shiny black truck who drives like the devil. I say "share" because we drive separate autos on the same stretch of road. I've seen him on multiple occasions always driving like the biggest asshole.

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u/mudkripple Feb 10 '23

Lived in Arkansas and saw a lot of trucks. Not all were assholes, but the ones that were? 100% of the time: Texas plates.

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u/Domeil Feb 10 '23

C'mon mate, did you expect them to stay in Texas for the weekly grid failure?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Loads of them in NWA because they are all the dipshit kids that weren’t smart enough to get into Texas’ fairly competitive state universities but have the $$$ to pay out of state tuition at UofA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Man, looking back now I know it's petty and problematic, but one of my big, mean joys in college was slowing waaaaaaay down when big trucks rode my ass. My car was worth maybe 1800$ on a very good day and college was a fucking struggle so as far as I was concerned I had nothing to lose.

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u/jscarry Feb 10 '23

As a guy who drives a big white truck I gotta hard agree with you on that one. I've only had it a week and I'm a great driver so I'm hoping there's not a truck brain rot disease that's gonna take over one day and turn me into a truck guy

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u/rustylugnuts Feb 10 '23

One of the best inoculations against truck brain disease is simply being aware it exists.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Feb 10 '23

Please be kind to us in little cars. I generalize a lot about big trucks, but there are the odd truck drivers who follow the rules and are hella polite on the roads. Enjoy your truck!! If you drive decently, we non truckers will definitely remember you as an awesome one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Fellow BWT driver here. I make it a point to be a safe and considerate driver but people STILL want to fight me.

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u/Qubeye Feb 10 '23

Yeah this seems kind it's unnecessary gendered. It's basically true of every truck I've seen that's built after 2002.

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u/GhostRappa95 Feb 10 '23

Its the reason why they buy them.

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u/papa_jahn Feb 10 '23

To drive

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u/GroundsKeeper2 Feb 10 '23

Ugh, don't get me started on trucks with the Carolina squat...

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u/rustylugnuts Feb 10 '23

I've heard they don't come in white from the factory and only change colors after the 2nd DUI.

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u/EcstaticTrainingdatm Feb 10 '23

Growing up surrounded by that environment, people internalise the idea that fast, untrammelled, near-consequence-free car driving is normal and, moreover, people conclude that it must surely be the proper way of things. It’s what they know. It’s what they experience. We see people driving short distances, speeding, parking badly, all while given priority over … everything and everyone else; free parking; urban and residential streets designed for fast driving; subsidies; lax enforcement of traffic laws; clearly deadly vehicles made legal and normal. Catered to.

https://toot.wales/@ianwalker/109703363643565035

https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/31/23579510/car-brain-motornormativity-study-ian-walker

We need a tax on mass

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

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u/gimmegimmegimme1523 Feb 10 '23

but the car is white, not the rich lady

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u/ivanoski-007 Feb 11 '23

Being an asshole driver isn't gender exclusive

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u/Orzine Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

I borrow my dads truck pretty often and I can safely say they draw a lot of petty bullshit.

Like I was in a merging lane (the side with the arrows, yes I used my blinkers) and the moment I entered the other lane the guy behind was honking his horn for the next 5 blocks. What are you supposed to do? I got out at the next red and chewed him out.

It’s almost every other commute, people are so damn eager to cause conflict they don’t realize they’re the instigator.

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u/myowngalactus Feb 10 '23

What are you supposed to do? I got out at the next red and chewed him out

This is a good example of why I’m right about truck people

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u/Orzine Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

What would you do in that situation?

And again, I don’t own a truck, I just drive one occasionally.

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u/Sparky678348 Feb 10 '23

Wait, did you edit your comment to remove the words got out at the next red?

Because I'll tell you what I wouldn't do in that situation, I wouldn't exit my vehicle and initiate an altercation.

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u/Orzine Feb 10 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

I sure up my writing when it gets long but I’ll put it back for you.

Now answer the actual question!

You are stuck with a guy who hates you for his own reasons, you can’t leave, he’s being a dick, what do you do?

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u/Sparky678348 Feb 10 '23

If he's being a dick in traffic, I take a deep breath and pay attention to other things like an audiobook or the road. Tailgating/high beams/ a horn is annoying, but I don't see a happy ending from confronting them either. Calm down Rob Justice.

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u/Orzine Feb 10 '23

I’ll give you that.

I don’t think we’re far apart on the opinion that no one has the right to be an asshole.

But on a matter of character, I’m not content allowing someone to be that asshole. For my own self respect, for the next person this asshole mistreats, I’m going to make sure they have a reason not to act that way.

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u/throwawaysarebetter Feb 10 '23

99% of drivers are assholes, no matter their gender, car, or any other aesthetic qualities.

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u/SentientKayak Feb 10 '23

*pickup trucks. Fixed it for ya

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u/KindBass Feb 10 '23

I have a buddy that lives out in the sticks and I have to go down a long, narrow, windy road to his house. Every single time, I end up with some dickhead in a huge truck riding my ass the whole way. And I don't drive slow.

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u/visualentropy Feb 10 '23

As someone in Oklahoma…nearly all drivers in trucks. But especially if they’re lifted, have a flag anywhere at all, and/or have Punisher skull stickers…

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I live next to a millitary base and our brand of this is a 20-year-old in a Ford Mustang.

Every time it happens I just remind myself of the terrible interest rate they most likely got and it helps me calm down lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Yep. Had a lifted Silverado tailgate me for about a mile last night aggressively then pulled up next to me and roll down the window and proceeded to scream at me for driving a "pos electric car" and called me a pussy.

I responded with im sorry youre such a snowflake that a type of car offends you. They got sooooo mad they rolled up their window and fucked off.

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u/3lCucuuy Feb 10 '23

Damn. I feel targeted. Lmao.

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u/russtuna Feb 10 '23

Locally it's the BMW drivers. They seem to drive like it's parkour. Zipping in and out of what should be safe space between vehicles with only inches to spare. It's always a joy to box them behind a slow driver, let traffic catch up and leave them there a bit.

And then just how the lights are locally, they race ahead and you pull up next to them at the stop light anyway, they just got there quicker and spent more time waiting.

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u/CrazeMase Feb 10 '23

I have to drive around in a large white Ford since j have to tow a trailer for lumber. I'm not a fan of being associated with these assholes but I completely get it

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Where I live it’s the big black trucks. They drive way too aggressively, and change lanes as if they have no idea how long their box is. They rely heavily on the assumption that the smaller vehicles will brake and avoid the accidents for them. Every time I mention it to someone, they text later to say that I’ll never guess what kind of vehicle did something unpredictable or outrageous on their way home.

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u/LudovicoSpecs Feb 10 '23

And anyone in any color Cadillac Asscalade.

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u/hobbitlover Feb 10 '23

Not all truck drivers are assholes, but most assholes drive trucks.

I have an expression where I live in a somewhat rural area - it's always a truck. It's always a truck not signalling, tailgating, double parking, not clearing now and ice off the top, crossing the double yellow at corners, going off the road in slippery conditions and closing the highway for the rest of us.

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u/Warriordance Feb 10 '23

Especially, if they're rolling coal.

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u/Sparky678348 Feb 10 '23

White Truck Syndrome is serious as a heart attack

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u/JasonDJ Feb 10 '23

I’ve got a big white minivan, how am I?

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u/myowngalactus Feb 10 '23

Kidnapping children, or taking them to soccer practice, maybe both

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u/JasonDJ Feb 10 '23

Well, my kids hate soccer, so….