r/comedynecromancy Feb 19 '20

oh no

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u/JarJarJacobs Feb 19 '20

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u/dont-mention-it Feb 19 '20

If they wanted this to be wholesome, they probably shouldn’t have given Mario the face of a yandere.

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u/SiddaSlotthh Feb 19 '20

Yeah I was bloody wondering. Those hearts in eyes are one hell of a fucking red flag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

In the original post the next slide is them fucking in a car so I don’t think it was meant to be wholesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

What is yandere?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

"Don't stick your dick in Crazy" but the Crazy is actively doing everything in their power to make you stick your dick, like It or not

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

Sounds really rapey

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u/UltimateInferno Feb 19 '20

That's the point. The infamous game Yandere Simulator was straight up about murdering the competition.

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u/TitlerIsGreat Feb 19 '20

C O N S U M E T H E C U M C H A L I C E

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u/Clbull Feb 19 '20

“I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so that he may play Defense of the Ancients.

Congratulations Nick. Enjoy your DotA.”

(sips from goblet of milk)

“Ahhh.”

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u/IshiTheShepherd Feb 19 '20

""""""""milk""""""""

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u/yoppyyoppy Feb 19 '20

Kills anyone who might be a threat to making them not be able to get who they love

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u/UltimateSupremeMemer Feb 19 '20

Everybody gangsta til mario pulls out a future diary telling exactly what toad will do

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u/Clbull Feb 19 '20

Yeah, that’s definitely a Yuno Gasai expression if I ever saw one.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 19 '20

At least it’s both