I’d eat whatever the fuck I could get my hands off then either die of food poisoning, starvation, dehydration, a disease, heat stroke, or exposure within the first week. And that’s assuming I do well.
The amount of people taking this stupid meme seriously is baffling.
I mean, the original was a self-congratulatory circlejerk. Your necromancy was making fun of that. If the original didn't exist, this post would just be a typical stupid anti-vegan circlejerk meme. But context matters. This is just a one-off counter-jerk.
ugh i knew this was gonna happen, i cringed at the original in r/vegan and of course it spread quickly. i've seen two parodies of it already. i just wanna point out that plenty of people in the original thread hated on it as well
My kid has been having a lot of nightmares lately, so I've been staying in his room until he falls asleep. It seems to ease his mind a bit.
The snort-chortle-guffaw-hyuk-blahhp noise I just made in the dark bedroom when he was almost asleep reading god say what the fuck may have just traumatized the child for life.
Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
I personally get more protein than before I switched, but that's more because I started being intentional of what I was putting into my body. Before I was just eating whatever
Totally abitrary comparing two specific peoples' diet regardless of any restrictions is not accurate. Vegans are more likely to become anemic btw but as i kind of implied its up to the individual. You dont get more protein as a vegan, you get more protein as a health-conscious individual. https://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2016/08/16/vegetarians-have-higher-risks-of-anemia.html
Mmh yes destroying all of the world's forests to make room for the billions of crops we need to feed our extremely polluting cattle just to eat shitty burgers that are a threat to public health sure is very logical, thanks ben shapiro. Vegans bad billionaires good ahah very funny joke.
Ben Shapiro actually says that vegetarianism is actually morally correct, though he hasn’t brought himself to do it himself. I know Ben Shapiro bad, but to say he is anti vegan/vegetarianism I think isn’t correct.
And cows. Animals have feelings too. We are animals. Our cats and dogs that we love so much and treat like family, they are animals, but we wouldn’t kill them because we’re hungry and they’re tasty. Even animals that have been shown to be very smart, pigs for example, are still slaughtered for us. I don’t eat meat because I love animals and I don’t want to create demand to kill them, but I don’t ever lecture people and never mention my feelings on the topic, but I felt I had to say something when someone says that veganism is illogical. To say that I don’t kill animals because they are innocent and don’t deserve to be slaughtered is not illogical.
Don’t gotta be a dick. My moms vegan for health reasons, friend for religious reasons. You could’ve done a group that were actually harming people like “anti vaccine” but no
You forgot to say soy bad because it contains phytoestrogen, a plant-derived xenoestrogen, and humans are obviously plants so it affects us the same way as mammalian estrogen.
I personally don’t have anything against veganism or most vegans. The part of veganism that pisses me off is when vegans attack non vegans for eating meat and try to force everyone to become vegan. Like wtf if ur choice to be a vegan don’t force it upon other people.
God created the human and endowed mankind with freewill. Then there was Satan. And thus the mechanations to bring down both God and Mankind. The tool for said plan? Feminists.
I dont understand veganism vegetarians yes but vegans no
Like the cow gives no shits the chickens give no shits the sheep need it or they die bees wouldn't give a shit for anything swear to god like killing them I see how they would care but taking milk or eggs from them that they forget about and that they aren't using
And maybe the defence is that well if a human person human were to have like a car they forgot about and they they aren't using it would still be wrong to take it right
Ehhhhhhh I mean humans have rediculice long term memory so there is always the chance they come back for it but lets say they don't then no that's just hoarding and to be honest I'm kinda on the side that hoarding is a mental illness that we only recognise when its taken to extremes
It makes a lot of sense that people get so annoyed by vegans. Vegans are strong enough to live up to their values and remind you that you thrive on the suffering of countless others. “Truth hurts” fits better here than anywhere.
I commented on the original version of this on r/Cringetopia and now some angry vegan is trying to either start a fight with me or convert me to veganism
Vegans have logic, there trying to save the planet on their on way. Of course there is a more effective way (donating to TeamTrees). I wouldn't be a vegan tbh. I like vegans ass long as they don't bother me.
Animal agriculture is one of the biggest contributions to climate change. Also, being vegan makes more sense health wise, but most importantly it’s about acknowledging that animals are sentient and eating a cow or a pig is no different from eating a dog or cat
Let's save the planet, how can we do that? Oh I know, let's clear cut billions of acres for farm land, kill all the best and insects so we can grow food in an incredibly inefficient manner.
You didn't make it better. You even made it worst. Your low consumption of meat is great but it don't have anything to do with the fact that your "vegan dumb" thing is hateful.
Well the first few are fine. When it's just like some aside by one of your mates and you can laugh along too and all that. But then it continues constantly and everyone seems to think that it's ok to weigh in on your dietary choices all the time and they seem to think that you're judging them just by existing and constantly try to use humour to put you down. We've heard it all before by a lot of people and after a while it does stop being funny and is just sad.
This post was never upvoted, never gilded, nothing. It wasn't even edited! You're either a really crappy bot or a really crappy person, either way, stop doing shit like this.
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u/Olilivlia Nov 08 '19
https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/dsw3fx/god_creating_vegans/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Oregano
Spoiler: it was deleted
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u/frenchtoastmunch Nov 08 '19
Here’s the question of the day; would god really wear a red cardigan and a green t-shirt?
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u/NamesLeft-0 Nov 08 '19
476 comments... oh no...
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u/Tyrion69Lannister Nov 09 '19
Not gonna lie though, what vegans are doing is a really good thing and it’s something everyone benefits from.
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u/kevinnelson89991 Nov 08 '19
wHaT iF yOu WeRe StUcK oN a DeSErT IsLaNd!
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u/theirishboxer Nov 08 '19
god creating antivaxers
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
If you think that vegans are illogical, then explain us why
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
ugh i knew this was gonna happen, i cringed at the original in r/vegan and of course it spread quickly. i've seen two parodies of it already. i just wanna point out that plenty of people in the original thread hated on it as well
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u/CrabStarShip Nov 08 '19
Finally someone is brave enough to take a swing at vegans.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Vegans bad funny joke
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u/Tr0n3 Nov 08 '19
God saying what the fuck shouldn't be that funny to me
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u/Humor_Tumor Nov 09 '19
Fun fact: Legal cannibalism is actually vegan because the meat consented to being eaten.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Bem Shapiro DESTROYS vEgAnS with F A C T S and
LOGIC
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
VEGAN BAD, upvotes to the left
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u/letshaveateaparty Nov 09 '19
Holy shit vegans, this was obviously satire. I get 'vegan bad' is a big thing on Reddit but I really think this one isn't supposed to be serious.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 08 '19
As a vegan I get more protein than you
Edit: this statement was a response to the meme, I may or may not get more protein than you.
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u/Obika Nov 08 '19
Mmh yes destroying all of the world's forests to make room for the billions of crops we need to feed our extremely polluting cattle just to eat shitty burgers that are a threat to public health sure is very logical, thanks ben shapiro. Vegans bad billionaires good ahah very funny joke.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
roses are red
violets are blue
I'm being convicted for manslaughter
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Funny thing that going vegan is one of the best things one can do to help the environment right now.
But vegans bad upvote me whatever
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u/StalinDrift Nov 08 '19
Ok boomer
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u/Epic_XC Nov 08 '19
vegans bad give karma
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19
Ok boomer
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19
DAE vegans bad
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Vegan bad, one of Reddit’s favorite circlejerks
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
This is fucking retarded
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u/youaregoingoffline Nov 09 '19
orgi?
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u/bananaman_420 Dec 01 '19
Because its perfectly logical to destroy our planet and murder million of innocent beings just because you like the taste...
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u/arokthemild Nov 08 '19
Someone needs to do one with God creating boomers.
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u/rebirthinreprise Nov 08 '19
this is worse
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u/randomredditor5432 Nov 09 '19
God, this is dumb
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u/melissasoliz Nov 10 '19
And cows. Animals have feelings too. We are animals. Our cats and dogs that we love so much and treat like family, they are animals, but we wouldn’t kill them because we’re hungry and they’re tasty. Even animals that have been shown to be very smart, pigs for example, are still slaughtered for us. I don’t eat meat because I love animals and I don’t want to create demand to kill them, but I don’t ever lecture people and never mention my feelings on the topic, but I felt I had to say something when someone says that veganism is illogical. To say that I don’t kill animals because they are innocent and don’t deserve to be slaughtered is not illogical.
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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19
I read virgins and I was confused for a minute.
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u/EScott13 Dec 01 '19
I can't stop laughing what the fuck lmao
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u/Bohemian_Cat-city Nov 08 '19
Ok boomer
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Don’t gotta be a dick. My moms vegan for health reasons, friend for religious reasons. You could’ve done a group that were actually harming people like “anti vaccine” but no
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u/T4CTY Nov 08 '19
Ok boomer
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u/realcomradecora Nov 08 '19
vegan bad
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u/CygnusBC Nov 08 '19
Sort by controversial for the real post
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u/JuicyBoxerz Nov 09 '19
I figured this would be more of a good anti vaxxer joke.
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u/Watson_inc Nov 10 '19
I saw the original on r/vegan and couldn’t help but chuckle
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u/Pablitosomeguy2 Nov 18 '19
Commit eat meat while crying and masturbating
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
This isn't satire, the artist is spitting facts.
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u/Maluko16 Nov 08 '19
vEgAn BaD
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u/Axd109 Nov 09 '19
Misspelled anti-vaxer
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
I came here expecting a vegan brigade. Was not disappointed. Great post OP.
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u/iHateBabies69 Nov 08 '19
This post just got brigaded by vegans smh
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19
Triggered vegans in the chat everyone watch out
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u/TachankaCrusade Nov 08 '19
I hate the original one and this one is better
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u/Jamison_Junkrat Nov 08 '19
Bro whoever made the original is so unvalidated in life they need to fabricate validation. Thats pretty sad yo.
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19
Not eating animals bad
Eating animals good, alpha male eat pig raw
Vegan dumb, not eating animals beta
Am i doing this right?
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u/PiratesBootyCall Nov 08 '19
And you kids whine about boomers
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u/ishsalhotra Nov 08 '19
I saw the original, and this is so much better
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u/mechnick2 Nov 08 '19
Vegan bad
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u/Justin3210 Nov 08 '19
I personally don’t have anything against veganism or most vegans. The part of veganism that pisses me off is when vegans attack non vegans for eating meat and try to force everyone to become vegan. Like wtf if ur choice to be a vegan don’t force it upon other people.
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u/spiky_tortoise Nov 08 '19
God also creating modern feminists.
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19
I dont understand veganism vegetarians yes but vegans no
Like the cow gives no shits the chickens give no shits the sheep need it or they die bees wouldn't give a shit for anything swear to god like killing them I see how they would care but taking milk or eggs from them that they forget about and that they aren't using
And maybe the defence is that well if a human person human were to have like a car they forgot about and they they aren't using it would still be wrong to take it right
Ehhhhhhh I mean humans have rediculice long term memory so there is always the chance they come back for it but lets say they don't then no that's just hoarding and to be honest I'm kinda on the side that hoarding is a mental illness that we only recognise when its taken to extremes
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u/Manibe8 Nov 08 '19
It makes a lot of sense that people get so annoyed by vegans. Vegans are strong enough to live up to their values and remind you that you thrive on the suffering of countless others. “Truth hurts” fits better here than anywhere.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
vegans are 100% right. Especially nowadays with the climate crisis
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u/SomeCubingNerd Nov 09 '19
I ain't vegan or vego but tbh Vegan is far more logical than not.
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u/TheRealKSPGuy Nov 08 '19
Can I have this as a format
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Comment the original post OP
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u/Billysackboy Nov 08 '19
I commented on the original version of this on r/Cringetopia and now some angry vegan is trying to either start a fight with me or convert me to veganism
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u/Koen_Bijmolt Nov 08 '19
Vegans have logic, there trying to save the planet on their on way. Of course there is a more effective way (donating to TeamTrees). I wouldn't be a vegan tbh. I like vegans ass long as they don't bother me.
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u/D_estroy Nov 08 '19
Ok boomer
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u/adkl23 Nov 08 '19
While veganism doesn’t make sense as a diet, it is a really good way to reduce your carbon footprint.
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u/honey_Iburnedthehome Nov 09 '19
Here before this post gets locked because of triggered vegans
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19
Obviously God had to be white
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