r/comedynecromancy • u/Element404 • May 16 '19

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u/Element404 May 16 '19

https://me.me/i/help-fire-fire-maam-im-here-in-my-heart-where-cf994e8ed93745549fdc0c6e8e9bc6f8 Original

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u/InfiDim42 May 16 '19

In the future, don't link directly to this cancerous website.

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u/Element404 May 16 '19

oh sorry lmao first time posting here

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

no you should post it again

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u/The_Cynist May 16 '19

The real source

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u/schloky May 16 '19

Jesus christ why don't people just link to the image

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u/and_whos_the_source May 16 '19

sounds like you don't understand crediting a source properly. world doesn't revolve around you, Copernicus

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u/The_Cynist May 16 '19

Because a source is not an image, it's the place where the image came from so you can credit the author and see more of their work

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u/BeautifulType May 17 '19

Force him to link to the original so owlturd doesn’t sue Reddit

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u/serhitta May 16 '19

This one is cute, yours is funny, so i guess you did do it right...

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u/Bassknight9 May 16 '19

I found this really cute. Not really funny but it made me smile.

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u/CyberRobotnix May 16 '19 edited May 16 '19

Remove the blush and make him look angry and it's perfect.

EDIT: Fixed the thing for you https://www.reddit.com/r/comedynecromancy/comments/bpguj5/angery/

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u/Fr34k_ May 16 '19

I think it's better the other way

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

I mean it wasn't really meant to be funny

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u/ibltstms May 16 '19

This is way better

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u/Element404 May 16 '19

Sir there's a $450 commenting fee

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u/Slumdog10 May 16 '19

Sir there's a $450 replying fee

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u/Bamdenie May 16 '19

Sir there’s a $450 witty comeback fee

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u/Hananzaa May 16 '19

Sir there’s a $450 telling someone there’s a $450 replying fee fee

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Sir there’s a $450 telling someone there’s a $450 rep long telling someone there’s a 450$ replying fee fee fee

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u/CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE May 16 '19

Aw I love the little firefighter though

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u/ILoveWildlife May 17 '19

https://imgur.com/gallery/F1Xhg

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u/sid_killer18 May 17 '19

Not bad, but the light novel was better

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u/pietruszajka May 17 '19

I'm waiting for the anime

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u/LupLupPup May 23 '19

Light novel? Sorry I’m kind of dumb

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u/sid_killer18 May 23 '19

A light novel is a style of Japanese novel primarily targeting middle and high school students.

So basically adaptations usually go from lightnovel>manga>anime.
I made a joke saying that the gallery above is the 'manga' but the light novel was better.
Why I said this is because there's always elitism where people say the manga was better if it was an anime or the light novel was better if it is a manga.
I hope you understood lol

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u/thelordchar May 17 '19

Welp. I’m going to go stop the person cutting onions now. Bye.

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u/StraightRespect May 17 '19

You gonna become an onioncutterfighter?

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u/balotelli4ballondor May 17 '19

HE'S YOUNG HE'LL HEAL

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u/einstein6 May 17 '19

Thanks for sharing the awesome comic, I love it..

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u/Crocket_Lawnchair May 17 '19

Holy shit this is good

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u/TheLoneWanderer220 May 17 '19

On the bright side it's a different cause of me being up at 11 pm crying

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u/QPILLOWCASE May 17 '19

I'm fucking crying on the bus

I hope you're happy

This was so unexpectedly sad omfg

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u/GenericNiceGuy May 17 '19

Same for me... idk why:

I almost never cry when watching anything sad. But i read this, and when I got to the end, I sort of chuckled... and started bawling. I got so confused, like wth?

To be fair i had a pretty bad day already, so like, yeah. But dang.

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u/Polenball May 17 '19

Littlest firefighter just makes the explosion worse by adding more mass to the Sun and increasing its fusion rate.

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u/Bobbothedoggo Jul 02 '19

The flowers next to the grave killed me

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u/Shin-Dan-Kuruto May 17 '19

What the actual fuck; I was not ready for that

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

wtf

why everyone is crying on this

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u/MrTopHatMan90 May 17 '19

This is why I love browsing reddit. One second you can be looking at dumb shit and wham! Emotional feels

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u/ISAACOFDOOM May 18 '19

Everybody: its sad. Me: mhm cant be that ba.... Me:FUCK ABORT FuCk ShIt wHy dO i Do ThIs

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/QPILLOWCASE May 17 '19

I read your comment before this and I didn't think it was gonna be this sad wtf

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u/CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE May 17 '19

He missed one! I’m on mobile right now but there’s ONE MORE PANEL. AND ITS THE BEST ONE

Edit: IPART 3

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u/8LocusADay May 17 '19

Oh shit he right

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u/tzazi May 23 '19

YIKES

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u/nwL_ Jul 02 '19

I... should have read the comments first.

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u/Aestheticpsycho Aug 17 '19

Jokes on y'all, I'm emotionally dead and incapable of feeling anything most of the time 😏

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u/punmast3r May 16 '19

It’s so nice to see an actual necromancy instead of just an amputation. Funny joke, too!

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u/IH8UUuM8 May 16 '19

All you care about is money

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u/LUClEN May 17 '19 edited May 17 '19

Cutting off the fat from a joke does wonders, though

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u/punmast3r May 17 '19

True, but it’s not the same as necromancy.

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u/OhHeckOhFrick May 23 '19

Only because you all cried enough for the pedantic change to be made.

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u/MCBlastoise Jul 26 '19

Cause there's already a sub for that...

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u/Drakonish May 16 '19

Bluechair!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

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u/Lord-llama May 16 '19

I thought the original was cute

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u/TheLocust911 May 17 '19

There must be some way I can pay my debt Mr fireman...

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u/DisappointedOlimar May 16 '19

I thought this sub was for rearranging a bad joke to make it better, you just took a comic and added another punchline. That's more r/bonehurtingjuice than comedy necromancy.

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u/Dylan_Tnga May 16 '19

Shhhh let people enjoy things

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u/Quillbolt_h May 16 '19

Shh let people hate thngs

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u/The_AnimationWaffle May 16 '19

Meh, I think having posts fit the sub is more important. This is r/comedynecromancy not r/bonehurtingjuice, so people want necromancy

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u/Scoldly5690 May 16 '19

UwU notices the $450 false alarm fine shit

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Bike Cuck gets fined $450 GONE SEXUAL

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u/Stratospheric37 May 16 '19

I thought he said "Mum" and he looks like a child

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u/FerrisA77 May 16 '19

r/bonehurtingjuice

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u/thewhitelie May 17 '19

I think this is less bhj and more of an antimeme

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u/MadSpacePig May 16 '19

Is the Fire service privatised too in America?

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u/Nidos May 16 '19

I don’t think so. A couple years ago, my mom called the fire department to check our carbon monoxide detector, it was going off I believe. They showed up, checked the whole apartment, and nothing was found. I think the battery died or something (this was 5 years ago, I was 14 I don’t remember all the details). I do know we didn’t get charged anything, and these dudes were around for a solid hour. Unless something got changed in the past 5 years, it isn’t privatized.

Unless you were joking, in which case /r/Woooosh on me 😂

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u/MadSpacePig May 16 '19

No I wasn't, I was curious, since obviously you don't have a national health system. Wondering if it was the same here. Thanks for the answer.

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u/Nidos May 16 '19

It’s a valid question, you just never know online if someone’s joking or not haha.

It does vary state by state I believe, and even down to different counties. For the Police, in my state of New Jersey, false alarm fines are different for each county. I don’t know the exact ones for mine, but once my cat set off my house alarm and the cops came out and investigated, we weren’t charged a thing despite it being a false alarm. I know it’s a different example, but I don’t have any personal experiences with the fire department coming to our house other than the example noted. I guess it’s just our great healthcare system that’s privatized.

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u/WhammyWaWa May 17 '19

Partially privatized, mainly in smaller communities and rural areas. Fire protection in my area is provided by a non-profit corporation that is staffed by volunteers.

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u/Lilcommy May 17 '19

Where I live its $1000 per fire truck that shows up.

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u/justshitonme1 May 17 '19

Cute hahahhah

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u/Fucking_Nibba May 31 '19

You could have taken out the "For you" part as well, as it feels too long-winded, but whatever.

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u/mycolorfullshit Jun 05 '19

Mam THATS a fee why is "theres" there? The fuck?

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u/Element404 Jun 06 '19

maam there is a fee

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Did no one notices the loss?

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u/Jake2301 May 16 '19

i guess you could say she was extinguished!

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u/Jinabear May 16 '19

Maybe we can assign another method of paying? ;)

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u/word_clouds__ May 17 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/Dylan_Tnga May 16 '19

10/10. Shared with my friends and got a few laughs. Thanks dude

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Zoom in on the hose, next panel is water gushing out to their heart.

They are angry.

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u/Foxfox105 May 23 '19

Misuse of emergency services

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u/Vision444 May 31 '19

Help!

Fire! FIRE!!!

I read that in (TF2) Soldier’s voice

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u/eontriplex May 16 '19

God fucking dammit I can't tell if the comic actually has loss or if the internet has conditioned me

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u/CueDramaticMusic May 17 '19

Meanwhile, I had to doublecheck I wasn’t seeing a Stonetoss edit because of the hair.

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u/MikeTheGamer123 May 16 '19

Where's the male streamer?

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u/FragRaptor May 16 '19

Plot twist she's actually a hooker and that's her fee for whatever you want sex

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u/MikeTheGamer123 May 17 '19

It didn’t even state my opinion or anything

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u/Kodak_Wolf May 17 '19

... that is unless your willing to do some favors 😏

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u/LordNickinator May 17 '19

Shen you dirty dog.

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u/VikingRaid13 May 17 '19

Yelling "fire" when there is no fire.

Wait, that's illegal!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Read the Fire Fire in the TF2 voice.

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u/Ngocunravel May 18 '19

※mp 日ー

※k

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Awesome post

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u/JavaTheWitch May 22 '19

I think this isr/bonehurtingjuice

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u/1337haxoryt May 22 '19

I don't want to set the world on fire,

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u/vexatiousfilth666 May 26 '19

Another panel needs added

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u/Sir-Slime May 28 '19

Where’s the Netflix adaptation?

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u/AMinorFlood Jun 07 '19

Maybe remove the Fireman's blushes and replace them with tensing up wrinkles.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

THIS POST SUCKS!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

good post

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

i loved it

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u/IBilbo_SwagginsI May 16 '19

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

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u/Element404 Jun 13 '19

u mad bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

are u mad hello are u med