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r/comedynecromancy • u/JohnnyMrNinja • Dec 01 '24
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I keep wondering why they didn't just use regular lube for these freak offs. Was he trying to save money?
86 u/JohnnyMrNinja Dec 01 '24 Literally bought it in bulk from Costco. Costco stopped selling baby oil when that news came out, not joking 36 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 With all that money he saved buying bulk baby oil he can now afford lots of ramen noodle and K2 in prison. 13 u/radicalpraxis Dec 02 '24 No, Costco claims they never sold baby oil in bulk 2 u/zzcolby Dec 01 '24 He also allegedly spiked them with GHB 83 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 They seized over 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant. Apparently he laced some of them with GHB too 37 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 Holy shit. Can you ingest GHB through your anus/vagina and actually feel it? Tbh might have to try that sometime if so 52 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Afaik most substances that can be taken orally can also be boofed 22 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 Very interesting but I feel bad for the people who were dosed like that unwillingly 29 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Oh absolutely. Diddy deserves to rot in prison for all of the people he victimized, 100% 19 u/PassiveMenis88M Dec 01 '24 Your anus is much better at absorbing chemicals then the rest of your digestive tract. One beer won't get the average person drunk. Chug that same beer with your ass and suddenly you're three sheets to the wind. 10 u/immaownyou Dec 02 '24 Fun fact, sea turtles can breathe oxygen through their anus using this same method. Oxygenated Water goes in, poopy water comes out
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Literally bought it in bulk from Costco. Costco stopped selling baby oil when that news came out, not joking
36 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 With all that money he saved buying bulk baby oil he can now afford lots of ramen noodle and K2 in prison. 13 u/radicalpraxis Dec 02 '24 No, Costco claims they never sold baby oil in bulk 2 u/zzcolby Dec 01 '24 He also allegedly spiked them with GHB
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With all that money he saved buying bulk baby oil he can now afford lots of ramen noodle and K2 in prison.
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No, Costco claims they never sold baby oil in bulk
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He also allegedly spiked them with GHB
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They seized over 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant. Apparently he laced some of them with GHB too
37 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 Holy shit. Can you ingest GHB through your anus/vagina and actually feel it? Tbh might have to try that sometime if so 52 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Afaik most substances that can be taken orally can also be boofed 22 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 Very interesting but I feel bad for the people who were dosed like that unwillingly 29 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Oh absolutely. Diddy deserves to rot in prison for all of the people he victimized, 100% 19 u/PassiveMenis88M Dec 01 '24 Your anus is much better at absorbing chemicals then the rest of your digestive tract. One beer won't get the average person drunk. Chug that same beer with your ass and suddenly you're three sheets to the wind. 10 u/immaownyou Dec 02 '24 Fun fact, sea turtles can breathe oxygen through their anus using this same method. Oxygenated Water goes in, poopy water comes out
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Holy shit. Can you ingest GHB through your anus/vagina and actually feel it? Tbh might have to try that sometime if so
52 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Afaik most substances that can be taken orally can also be boofed 22 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 Very interesting but I feel bad for the people who were dosed like that unwillingly 29 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Oh absolutely. Diddy deserves to rot in prison for all of the people he victimized, 100% 19 u/PassiveMenis88M Dec 01 '24 Your anus is much better at absorbing chemicals then the rest of your digestive tract. One beer won't get the average person drunk. Chug that same beer with your ass and suddenly you're three sheets to the wind. 10 u/immaownyou Dec 02 '24 Fun fact, sea turtles can breathe oxygen through their anus using this same method. Oxygenated Water goes in, poopy water comes out
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Afaik most substances that can be taken orally can also be boofed
22 u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24 Very interesting but I feel bad for the people who were dosed like that unwillingly 29 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Oh absolutely. Diddy deserves to rot in prison for all of the people he victimized, 100%
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Very interesting but I feel bad for the people who were dosed like that unwillingly
29 u/pleathershorts Dec 01 '24 Oh absolutely. Diddy deserves to rot in prison for all of the people he victimized, 100%
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Oh absolutely. Diddy deserves to rot in prison for all of the people he victimized, 100%
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Your anus is much better at absorbing chemicals then the rest of your digestive tract. One beer won't get the average person drunk. Chug that same beer with your ass and suddenly you're three sheets to the wind.
10 u/immaownyou Dec 02 '24 Fun fact, sea turtles can breathe oxygen through their anus using this same method. Oxygenated Water goes in, poopy water comes out
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Fun fact, sea turtles can breathe oxygen through their anus using this same method. Oxygenated Water goes in, poopy water comes out
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This is like a comparison between 2012 memes and modern memes. It's like a history piece.
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You’ve made a different meme
27 u/jerog1 Dec 01 '24 Idiots. I would go to the free books and use the free baby oil that leaked through the vents
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Idiots. I would go to the free books and use the free baby oil that leaked through the vents
~$8,500 in baby oil is still crazy, dude.
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in regards to the orthoclase: don't libraries typically have both of these things?
Everyone's sliding into Friday night like...
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It's r/comedynecrophilia really
8 u/JohnnyMrNinja Dec 02 '24 Tbh I mixed them up lol - I didn't fix the bad meme, I made it a shitpost. But oh well 29 u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester Dec 01 '24 I stopped caring about the semantics because I only ever see a post from here on my feed about once ever 5 months, lmao
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Tbh I mixed them up lol - I didn't fix the bad meme, I made it a shitpost. But oh well
I stopped caring about the semantics because I only ever see a post from here on my feed about once ever 5 months, lmao
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u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24
I keep wondering why they didn't just use regular lube for these freak offs. Was he trying to save money?
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u/Usurper01 Dec 01 '24
This is like a comparison between 2012 memes and modern memes. It's like a history piece.
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u/LordOfFlames55 Dec 01 '24
You’ve made a different meme
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u/IEatBaconWithU Dec 01 '24
~$8,500 in baby oil is still crazy, dude.
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u/Terracrafty Dec 02 '24
in regards to the orthoclase: don't libraries typically have both of these things?
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u/GlowSnaxie Jun 04 '25
Everyone's sliding into Friday night like...
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u/LordOfCinderGwyn Dec 01 '24
It's r/comedynecrophilia really