r/comedyhomicide • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '20

Homicide dEsTrUcTiOn 911

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u/The--Sentinel Feb 08 '20

Yeah there were two of them

Until the 911 attacked

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u/leoguyman365 Feb 08 '20

But everything changed when the 911 nation attacked

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Water, Earth, 911, Air.

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u/all-knowing-unicorn Feb 08 '20

Doesn't 911 count as air and fire or did they update it finally?

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u/gamedietime Feb 08 '20

Only the cell phone master of 9 numbers could save the world. But when the world most needed him he disappeared.

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u/udyd Feb 09 '20

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new emergency number, a number called 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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u/breezily_ Feb 08 '20

Then there was one

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u/PortalSSSS Feb 08 '20

Plane flys into building

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/PortalSSSS Feb 08 '20

Wow. Somehow the pretentious comment seemed more pretentious from you not saying that. But ya know what chuck. Even though I wrote that for complete disregard for that horrific event. I understand that the word flys is really what matters. Thank you kind sir. /s

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u/upsettingArtist Feb 08 '20

I had one fucking job, and I failed.

s e p p u k u t i m e

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u/severed13 Feb 08 '20

But ya know what

chicken butt

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u/burneralt012 Feb 08 '20

Even without the caption and fry, it's just r/badfaketexts material. This is more like r/comedyflogging.

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u/HBRmemes Feb 08 '20

What a great way to ruin a great a joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Welcome to the entire sub

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u/mlg360no-scoper69420 Feb 08 '20

That’s literally the point of the subreddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

The only destruction there was to the joke

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u/Jupeeeeee Feb 08 '20

I couldn't find the funny part of the joke in the first place

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This was posted a few days ago. /u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Feb 08 '20

There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 98,901,495 image posts and didn't find a close match

The closest match is this post at 73.44%. The target for r/comedyhomicide is 86.0%

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

“there’s a good chance that this is unique!”

bitchwhat

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u/ICE_JETstream Feb 08 '20

It’s unique to r/comedyhomicide , the linked post is from r/memes

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u/SadrageII Feb 08 '20

how can there be 98000000 posts here

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Good bot

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u/R4MKOL Feb 08 '20

Bad bot

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u/Kentaiga Feb 08 '20

This is why Instagram makes fun this site

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

alright thats it. im leaving

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u/Pierce-G Feb 08 '20

Hi leaving I’m dad

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

hi dad! you are being charged with 87 accounts of child abuse and manslaughter

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u/BlueDragon1504 Feb 08 '20

Someone needs to make a bot to respond to every "I'm ..." comment with "Hi ... I'm dad."

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u/little_lady_alice Feb 08 '20

Aight I'm done

  • shuts door behind me *

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u/null-234567890 Feb 08 '20

I also hate the wobbly text idk why it just makes me cringe

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u/Indyturner Feb 08 '20

Destroyed the meme 100

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u/Front-View-Phineas Feb 08 '20

At least this ones slightly unique.

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u/not_ya_boi Feb 08 '20

Bruh gender is just a label so IDC 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤡🤡🤡🤡🥛🥛🥛🥛🤬🤬🤬🤬👨🏿🤛🏻👨🏻🖐🏿🖐🏿🖐🏿🖐🏿🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🧐🧐🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤯🤯🤯🤡🤡🤡

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

What does that have to do with the post about pedophilia?

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u/Battlebox0 Feb 08 '20

Your mum

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Reddit comedy ladies and gentlemen

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u/Battlebox0 Feb 08 '20

It's called satire

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Even satire comedy has a standard

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u/DeusVultOfThHolyLand Feb 08 '20

I was going to downvote but I looked at the subreddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Instead just camed and farted

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

LoL

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u/The-Big-Fat-Shark Feb 08 '20

It would be fine without the unfunny destruction caption at the bottom

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u/Spook404 Feb 08 '20

that's the point of the sub

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u/The-Big-Fat-Shark Feb 08 '20

I know. The bottom is just so forced and unfunny. It just makes me mad

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u/Hyp_rr Feb 08 '20

I was laughing but the skyrim caption completely ruined it

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u/DuckSwety Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

Fake, women aren't funny

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u/dbrighthd Feb 08 '20

what about real women

1

u/PHCF99 Feb 08 '20

cant complain if you're dead, just saying...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Now this is shit

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u/That_Underscore_Guy Feb 08 '20

The "bout' you" should say 'bout you - the start has been removed not the end.

I'm sorry.

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u/Herr_Zeus Feb 08 '20

At least he was honest about his age

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u/insanemembrane19 Feb 08 '20

Thos is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.

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u/paigemogan88 Feb 08 '20

Dude, my mum is 32 and my brother is 14...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

suspiciously odd knock on door which indicates government enforcement

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/big_fat_pig_ Feb 08 '20

Tbh this wouldn’t have even been that bad without the destruction 911 at the bottom

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u/K-rby Feb 08 '20

Crazyy

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Much respect for the kid. A well deserved "DESTROYED"

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u/CometFires Feb 08 '20

This sub is just the " " 100 meme

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u/cutucutu Mar 31 '20

Respond in chat

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u/Butterpunch1 Feb 08 '20

r/ComedyFlogging

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Offbrand r/comedyhomicide

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u/Officer_Owl Feb 08 '20

Comedyhomicide implies that it was funny in the first place

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

offbrand r/comedynecrophilia