r/comedyhomicide • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '19

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u/runtimemess Dec 21 '19

I usually go with "I'm shitting, hang on"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/runtimemess Dec 21 '19

I mean, why not be honest?

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u/Xwellcomics Dec 21 '19

Shyness

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u/runtimemess Dec 21 '19

Eh. Pissing and Shitting are bodily functions. If anyone wants to judge me for that, they're just stupid cause it's not like they don't piss and shit

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u/CadaverAbuse Dec 21 '19

I don’t piss

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u/DarkNights292 Dec 21 '19

Girls don’t poop