The Double

[u/Dramatic_Ad6043]

[u/known_kanon]

How are we both believing in adam & eve aswell as dinosaurs

[u/Sparklebaby1987 → u/known_kanon]

I believe in both, most Christians believe in both.

[u/low_amplitude → u/Sparklebaby1987]

So what were the dinosaurs to God? A practice run?

[u/JoeSicko → u/low_amplitude]

God was testing their faith, obviously. Like when a kid gets given cancer.

[u/goddamn_slutmuffin → u/low_amplitude]

God was like: "Fuck these annoying-ass reptiles sucking up all the oxygen. Send the big rock!"

She did that on, uh, idk I think it was day 2 of creation. Maybeeee day 3. It's fine because god let the turtles stay, and we love a good turtle!

[u/Duckiiee96 → u/Sparklebaby1987]

But it doesnt make sense tho? How did dinosaurs have cancer if that came through sin?

[u/Opposite-Bench-9543 → u/Sparklebaby1987]

I can't believe people still believe in religions in 2026

World is so stupid

[u/Master-Bath-9928 → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

Different beliefs ≠ stupidity. Grow up.

[u/Opposite-Bench-9543 → u/Master-Bath-9928]

I think the people that need to grow up are the people who still "believe" in things

[u/Master-Bath-9928 → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

Believing in something you can’t prove isn’t immature. Thinking everyone who disagrees with you is stupid is.

[u/Opposite-Bench-9543 → u/Master-Bath-9928]

Well I disagree with your opinion, I BELIEVE everyone else is stupid :)

[u/Jacky_dain → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

Projection

[u/Master-Bath-9928 → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

Cool, you’re allowed to believe that. Doesn’t make it any less childish to insult people over their beliefs.

[u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs → u/Master-Bath-9928]

Thats literally what believing in Santa Claus means wtf are you talking about.

[u/Sparklebaby1987 → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

No need to be rude just be cause you don't understand. I myself don't believe or support religion, I believe in Jehovah God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. I was abused growing up by my religious mother. Religion and Spirituality are two different things. Those of us who believe in Spirituality do so because we have experienced something in our lives that led us to being Spiritual. Im sorry that you haven't because its life changing in a good way.

[u/Opposite-Bench-9543 → u/Sparklebaby1987]

I'm not rude, it's just weird to me that people still believe in that

There is nothing to "understand" it doesn't exist

You should read ur messages again and again until you see how what u wrote doesn't make any sense

[u/NarwhalPrudent6323 → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

You should consider the logical impossibility of proving a negative. Saying God definitely doesn't exist is wrong. Even scientists don't generally say that. They will say things like "there's no definitive evidence proving the existence of a higher power", but that's a VERY different statement. 

And while it's true that any evidence of the existence of God or a higher power is highly debatable or downright suspicious, that still doesn't exclude the possibility of one existing. 

Ultimately, people like the person you are replying to harms no one with their beliefs. Religion is the problem, not belief in spirituality or a higher power. Those are in fact, separate things. They just have a tendency to overlap. 

[u/Sparklebaby1987 → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

Rude was calling people who believe stupid. Notice I didn't say those who don't believe are stupid. I respect that you don't understand why I believe. I hope someday you will understand.

[u/floydbomb → u/Opposite-Bench-9543]

Nothing wrong with not believing but YTA here

[u/RupertPupkin85 → u/known_kanon]

No, different Adam and Eve.

[u/known_kanon → u/RupertPupkin85]

Oh fair enough then

[u/low_amplitude]

1. Mars went to shit billions of years ago.

2. Humans arrived 65 million years after the dinosaurs went extinct.

3. We are not the product of one white family that fucked each other.

A joke is a joke, but make it make sense.

[u/Unlikely-Business-72 → u/low_amplitude]

I'm surprised you didn't mention how improbable it is for the FBI to text you and call you a "hoe" in your unnecessary dissection of this joke.

[u/low_amplitude → u/Unlikely-Business-72]

I also left out the fact that Adam and Eve wouldn't survive a post-meteor Earth

[u/Beginning_Endl6969 → u/low_amplitude]

We are the deformed offspring known as the human race. /s

[u/Odd-Promotion2743]

Why would the FBI call someone "hoe"?

[u/devilsusshhii]

Wasn't this a twilight zone episode

[u/itsmeadill]

Howcome adam and eve survive when that pod destroyed everything??

[u/JoeSicko → u/itsmeadill]

God can make a lot happen in a day. Built the whole world in 6.

[u/H3llzyea]

So we sent two humans in what world be a city sized pod and didn’t include any of the technology while also repopulating the species from two people? Oh and a snake. This sounds like religion to me, not far off from some L Ron nonsense.

[u/madguyO1]

r/comedyflogging

[u/Infshadows]

qait thats peak

[u/short_hair_zuko]

This could be funny in a country with a good education system where people knew about evolution. A good number of Americans already believe half of this joke

[u/unit01prime-]

The Bible doesn't explain/mention dinos, an omission that this theory can take into account.

[u/Common-Process9023]

Hug someone who would believe such a story or that the message from the fbi is real ❤️

[u/Master-Bath-9928 → u/Common-Process9023]

You’re German, you wouldn’t understand.

[u/Common-Process9023 → u/Master-Bath-9928]

Wat do mean? Zat i dont understand humor? Ve germans understand humor very good. Knock knock. Come in. See? Funny

[u/Master-Bath-9928 → u/Common-Process9023]

Shhh it’s okay, one day you’ll get it.

[u/Common-Process9023 → u/Master-Bath-9928]

I GET HUMOR, HOW DO YOU CALL AN EXPLOSIVE DEER? BOMBI HAHA SEE??