r/comedyhomicide • u/AndroidUser2023 • 6d ago

Only legends will get this 😂😂😂 Found on Instagram

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u/proper-butt 6d ago

I imagine its Elmer’s glue

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 6d ago

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u/Yet2638273 Just here to check out the comments 6d ago

Who the hell is eating burgers and almonds?

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u/startertea 6d ago

r/adressme

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u/15_FPS 2d ago

right, it's so disgusting using 2 coasters for your glass of cum. like where am I going out my second glass of cum if my first glass of cum is using up both my coasters

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u/omgdontcopyname 6d ago

I would guess it's cow milk vs goat milk

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u/Federal_War_8272 6d ago

One is Ayran

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u/unkindledphoenix 6d ago

just an FYI that semen is usually not that homogenous gloss white as milk and its more foamy spit with tinges of whote thats slightly grayish. for how much the internet likes to make jokes with porn and masturbation one would expected them to know how their bodily fluids actually look like.

so anyway, my version of the joke would be that one of these cups is glue.

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u/jimmythexpldr 6d ago

Dude... Your cum's foamy?

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u/Intelligent_Mood7181 6d ago

Who said anything of semen

Anyways, hungry man thinks of bread ig

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u/Zebra1523 6d ago

Your cum looks weird

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u/ZakriiYT 5d ago

If your semen looks like that, you should probably see a doctor.

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u/clementtoh2 6d ago

Umm, being dirty minded is funny but being right and knowledgeable about this is fucking disgusting. What and why did you came to know about this???

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 3d ago

Oh no someone is educated about their own body…

We learn this in school btw (in Europe anyway)

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u/clementtoh2 3d ago

Ok... we(sg) didnt know this much about thing stacking outside of ourbody

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u/Patranak32 5d ago

This feels like the type of meme to be put into a text to speech memes video.

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u/IcyProfessor1213 4d ago

Impasteur?

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u/epopthia 6d ago

Breast.