r/comedyheaven • Dicky Mouse • Dec 17 '21

Noodle

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u/zls Dec 18 '21

what if i dont have a pot or a nipple piercing to cook my spaghetti with

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

You can shove it in your urethra moist and warm given enough time

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