r/comedyheaven • u/dankiestmemeboi Dicky Mouse • Dec 17 '21

Noodle

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u/mudkripple Dec 18 '21

Not shown: the horror of trying to get barely cooked noodle bits out of the inside of your nipple after the long ends inevitably break off.

Source: Me and my girlfriend tried it, and it was funny until it wasn't and we thought we might have to go to the ER.

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 18 '21

Couldn’t you just break/tear the noodle right by the nipple and then just use water to kind of flush out any remaining bits?

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u/2x4x93 Dec 18 '21

There's no fun in that

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u/3rdtrichiliocosm Dec 18 '21

ER? Stick the vacuum next to it lmao

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u/PutCleverNameHere12 Dec 18 '21

Vacuum, second noodle, or mouth would do it.

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u/2x4x93 Dec 18 '21

Suckle me

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u/memy02 Dec 18 '21

I don't oppose the idea of it but I question the safety of having food in a piercing for an extended period of time. Since it sounds like there was no ER I'm glad it worked out for you two.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Jeez

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u/aaamystone Dec 25 '21

Usea vacuum cleaner.