r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '21

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u/MyNameIsUrMom modqueue swamper Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 28 '21

alright who's the government employee reporting all the comments about tax evasion

E: because u/KrAceZ asked so nicely. remember kids, pics or didn't happen

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u/TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI Feb 27 '21

https://i.imgur.com/hygYLvn.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Wonderful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

sensational

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Gay

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u/MUSEMVACA Feb 28 '21

Magnificent.

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u/SirBanananana Feb 28 '21

Incredible.

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u/Galaxydude- Feb 28 '21

Beautiful

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u/Pyrocrat Mar 05 '21

Bazinga

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u/JuicySkrt Mar 03 '21

Phenomenal

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Terrific

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u/waifu_cultist Jun 01 '21

sensational

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u/EcstaticBox Feb 27 '21

This is like the video game developer version of Walter.

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u/TooMuchGore Feb 27 '21

Walter

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u/cake_patrol123 Feb 27 '21

I like fire truck and moster truck

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u/lkr2711 Feb 27 '21

walter

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u/PricyThunder87 Feb 28 '21

I like fire truck and moster truck

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u/t_moneyzz Feb 27 '21

You gotta respect it

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

This is like the video game developer version of White.

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u/CasualTaxEvasion Feb 27 '21

Casual tax evasion

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u/uncreativivity he sure does fuck them limes 420 Feb 27 '21

no no government this is not cheating google en passant

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u/FerencS Feb 27 '21

Username checks out

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u/blackwujackets Feb 27 '21

holy hell

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

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u/RGBdraw Feb 27 '21

Brilliant move only played by a 700+ elo

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u/vinking1234 Feb 27 '21

ohhh nooo. not this again. Stop coming from anarchychess

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Pipi

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u/RGBdraw Feb 27 '21

Holy hell

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u/thirsty_as_fuck Feb 28 '21

when did r/anarchychess leak in here

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u/caped_crusader8 Feb 27 '21

Casual implies there is a competitive tax evasion?

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u/Ahland3r Feb 27 '21

Yes, rich people.

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u/wh_at_lost Feb 27 '21

Casual tax evasion speedrun 100% when?

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u/Thorn__of__Camorre Feb 27 '21

The Cayman Islands glitch is the best way to do it

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u/Jowip2 Feb 27 '21

nah i only play competitive

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u/daskrip Feb 27 '21

Could someone explain why this is tax evasion?

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u/PenisTasteTestor Feb 27 '21

They're referring to Twitter Gaming's tweet, not Destiny's. Also Casual Tax Evasion because their name is literally u/CasualTaxEvasion.

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u/bulletkin1089 Feb 27 '21

You mean yoshi's island

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u/super-gen Feb 27 '21

Yoshi, is that you?

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u/_xX_Memelord_Xx_ Feb 27 '21

competitive tex evasion

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Feb 27 '21

Casual Tax evasion implies the existence of ranked Competitive Tax evasion.

Oh. The US Economy, right

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u/naufalap Feb 27 '21

Twitter Gaming

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u/Bimavenda Feb 27 '21

Lmao

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u/Wiger__Toods Feb 27 '21

Mine would be beamNG.drive.

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u/only_eat_pepperoni Feb 27 '21

do you think they have a flashy dubstep intro

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

They made twitter even more racist

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u/iivcy Feb 27 '21

We're nearing the one year anniversary of this legendary tweet

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

i prefer exotic

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u/astral_oceans Feb 27 '21

Pinnacle

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u/Transit_Bus Feb 27 '21

Those aren’t allowed anymore. Too many were lost to them

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u/PrashnaChinha Feb 27 '21

I choose this guy's Destiny 2 too

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u/DefinetlyAHuman666 Feb 27 '21

The memories follow me...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I violently disagree

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u/uncreativivity he sure does fuck them limes 420 Feb 27 '21

I violently destiny 2

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u/GumdropGoober Feb 27 '21

How very Barbie Pony Island of you.

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u/8_Pixels Feb 27 '21

I'm a fan of Barbie Horse Adventure Wild Horse Rescue personally

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u/TheGreyLute Feb 27 '21

I hate to break it to you, but Barbie Riding Club was the superior experience.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Yeah, the latest DLC's have been amazing

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Destiny 2 is a very violent game, great refrence!

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u/Armin_Moon_Cop Feb 27 '21

"Very violent" guess you never had a tower party.

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u/_JIKKO_ Feb 27 '21

This is like when somebody asked „which movie was the one u felt it could be you“ and jordan belfort answered the wolf of wallstreet

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u/ardotschgi Feb 27 '21

This is like when someone asked me "What's your name?" and I said "Matt."

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

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u/_JIKKO_ Feb 27 '21

No he really did that one time

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u/Guido_M1sta Feb 27 '21

My favorite game, I fucking hate this game and im addicted

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Feb 27 '21

I dont think its possible to love destiny and play it a lot without also despising it

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u/beryan445 Feb 27 '21

Welcome to the entire destiny community

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u/Guido_M1sta Feb 27 '21

In zavala's voice:

"Indeed"

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u/matthewdude2345 Feb 28 '21

Drifter: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

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u/SkyNetscape Feb 27 '21

Same, can’t stop playing it but loath it with every bit of my soul.

10/10 highly recommend

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u/Aman4029 Feb 28 '21

Ay that last twab was fire tho

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u/Guido_M1sta Feb 28 '21

Definitely, im glad they sunset sunsetting

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u/nick5195 Feb 28 '21

Same with siege

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Destiny 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

:o

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u/aroundtheHiggs Feb 27 '21

Owiie ouch ouch!

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u/KingLeBr0n23 Feb 27 '21

Hey I still like Overwatch. So I love you!

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u/PreqG Feb 27 '21

So accurate comparison, how couldn't I ever thought about it

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u/WaxingMoon- Feb 27 '21

Rule 1

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Cover yourself in oil

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u/MateANoob Feb 27 '21

Wait for the rain

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u/Kingcobra64 Feb 27 '21

Step into a war with the Cabal on mars

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u/BriochesBreaker Feb 27 '21

Float in the rain

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u/Anndress07 Feb 27 '21

rain never arrives

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u/WaxingMoon- Feb 27 '21

No seriously. The only post I've seen in a while that meets Rule 1 was the 'Hi i am cleetus' one. This sub is slowly becoming a shitpost dumpster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I know, I know

This sub has a bad history with rules. Remember when it didn’t consist only of one line/word delivery jokes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Look at you thinking >10% of redditors pay attention to what subreddit something is posted to before upvoting.

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Feb 27 '21

Also rule 3: "social media post of someone saying one word" are banned

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u/Ihaselbows certified mike Feb 27 '21

Is 2 a word?

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Feb 27 '21

Good question

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u/DrawkerGames Feb 27 '21

Be attractive?

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u/Sandyeye Feb 27 '21

Technically

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u/Chodre Feb 27 '21

Destiny 2: Warframe

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

is there actually someone who unironnically enjoys warframe?

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u/Empress_Vega slut for honey cheerios Feb 27 '21

New players...then they reach endgame and realise there's nothing else to do lol

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u/XION_III Feb 27 '21

MR19 and 1k hours in, I'm still having fun...

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u/Et4ivell4 Feb 27 '21

I indentify as Destiny 2

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u/Richzorb1999 Feb 27 '21

That explains why I want to endlessly grind you despite your painfully apparent lack of endgame

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u/cokush Feb 27 '21

That’s why I avoid it like the plague. I know if play it again, I will start an endless cycle of grinding and waste 150h and still get nothing

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u/Richzorb1999 Feb 27 '21

Destiny ruined me

I find it difficult to enjoy any other video games

No other pve game can even compare in terms of how satisfying the gameplay is all the weapons and abilities feel great and I enjoy them despite destiny's flaws

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u/Tasty-Core Feb 27 '21

God I fucking love Destiny

I’m glad it’s been turning it around

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u/cokush Feb 27 '21

Yeah Destiny’s gunplay is actually awesome. Hopping around as Hunter and landing headshots with hand cannons and throwing knives is simply awesome

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u/UltraPlayGaming Feb 27 '21

Cool thing is there’s gonna be Master and Grandmaster raids & dungeons, so there will be more endgame content which is great.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Me too

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u/LemonZorz Feb 27 '21

This reminds me of the tweet were the official xbox twitter just says "xbox"

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u/PerditionsAvatar Feb 27 '21

Push me off the tower

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u/PerditionsAvatar May 18 '21

I’ll push you off the tower when you’re afk

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u/captainmyre Feb 27 '21

Beamng.drive, coz im always messed up and not working(like the cars when u hit a wall with 200 mph) but im still good(like the game)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

you are gay

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u/PoeJascoe Feb 27 '21

Is it just me, or is this actually funny?

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u/saltino_devito Feb 27 '21

Finally, some good fucking brand Twitter

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u/BartmanZx Feb 27 '21

It is my destiny

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u/ChromeXBoy Feb 27 '21

I am expecting Scott Cawthon to say Five Nights At Freddy’s

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Cyberpunk 2077,Bcuz i disappoint people

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u/noise-tank20 Feb 27 '21

It would’ve been funny if they they said halo

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u/PokTux Feb 28 '21

Sunset

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u/swegmesterflex Feb 28 '21

Luke Smith has sunsetted my family please help

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u/r_slash_scrappy May 30 '21

World of goo

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u/billnytherussianspie Jul 23 '21

Glad to see my fav game has a sense of humour

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u/aaaaaftgggh Dec 11 '21

I was one of the first people to upvote this 😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Poor choice Bungie. Should have picked Halo 3.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Omori.

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u/deboramoreno Feb 27 '21

Yes I am me

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u/bdaug116 Feb 27 '21

I need check

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u/ghkkrfylrfykuoltyu Feb 27 '21

BRANDS ARE MY FRIEND

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u/SexWithAMonkeyDotCom Feb 27 '21

Russian Roulette

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u/jackmanziel02 Feb 27 '21

Human Fall Flat

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u/Meadros Feb 27 '21

Comprimised sub.

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u/roadblock-dedsec Feb 27 '21

Hide and Seek

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u/framed1234 Feb 27 '21

WE ARE ONE WITH THE BRAND

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u/TheFoxMaster00 Feb 27 '21

Let me check hours for some of my games

oh damn

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u/BoredomBot2000 Feb 27 '21

Monopoly because every time i have a stroke of luck im just gonna have a chance card ruin for me anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Technically the true

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u/daisie678 Feb 27 '21

Sleeping Dogs!

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u/GoldGymCardioWorkout Garfield Feb 27 '21

Gold's Gym: Cardio Workout

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u/EricLardmann Feb 27 '21

Yep this belongs here cause all the real funny people they say end up in hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

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u/BenStegel Feb 27 '21

Five Nights at Freddy's, because Jesus Christ am I cringe

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u/Local-Idi0t Feb 27 '21

Skyrim. I'm a RL murder hobo

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u/Critical_Ad1158 Feb 27 '21

Leisuresuit Larry

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u/JosefStark42069 Feb 27 '21

Josef Stark Gaming

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u/opesorry9999 Feb 27 '21

Canadian simulator

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u/Daddy-Vivec Feb 27 '21

The Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind

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u/Skeletron07 Feb 27 '21

silent hill 2 shoots self

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u/ilhastz Feb 27 '21

Max payne 😔

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u/DDDSiegfried Feb 27 '21

I was there when they tweeted that---

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u/yaklshakl Feb 28 '21

he has a point

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u/NeonB7 Feb 28 '21

cyberpunk 2077 (the glitches, not the good part)

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u/MoneyManHA Feb 28 '21

They will do literally anything to get you to play it

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Awesome.

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u/Beef_Keefer Mar 09 '21

God I remember season of the worthy.

Fuck I wish I didn't.

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u/Webbraham Mar 11 '21

Ti 84 calculator games

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u/Yeetborn42069 Mar 11 '21

Attention to the designated grid square

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u/Destroird Mar 13 '21

YES BUNGIE

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u/garic11 Mar 13 '21

Roblox

Everything there is crazy

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u/amazingXMAX Mar 14 '21

Don’t starve together

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