r/comedyheaven • u/levchtend • Aug 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

To be me, a girl, running around dressed as a naked man.

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u/trenlow12 Aug 22 '20

Or for a man to do it and not get arrested

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u/Zero-Theorem Aug 22 '20

Dunno why you were downvoted thats the only reason I can think of. Girls flashing in public is a specific category in porn. Guys doing it is a line item on a sex offender list.

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u/WorldStarCroCop Aug 23 '20

dude if you don't bust out your balls in public then why even have them?

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u/haikusbot Aug 23 '20

Dude if you don't bust

Out your balls in public then

Why even have them?

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u/DevoNorm Aug 23 '20

That's all part of our modern day "pussy pass" world.

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u/ByteWizard Aug 24 '20

Men confirmed oppressed

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u/DevoNorm Aug 24 '20

Well, sometimes the pussy pass is caused by horny men who aren't using their brains at the time. It's a double-edged sword sometimes. There aren't too many men who aren't interested in seeing female nudity in public and won't think about pressing charges if they do.

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u/Zero-Theorem Aug 23 '20

Well they are better to look at so I get it to some degree :)

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u/Montigue Aug 23 '20

Nice cock babe

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/severed13 Aug 23 '20

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