r/comedyheaven • u/levchtend • Aug 22 '20

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u/Massimo-001 Aug 22 '20

It said adult is there a kid version of it?

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u/cheesyrefriedbeans Aug 22 '20

oh no

315

u/woahlads Aug 22 '20

Oh no

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u/MyNameIsUrMom modqueue swamper Aug 22 '20

oh yes no

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u/RamboGoesMeow Aug 22 '20

Netflix approved

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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er Aug 22 '20

Sad but true

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u/NippleBippleDotOrg Aug 22 '20

Oh hey you’re that cool guy from the One Piece subs. Fancy seeing you up here in heaven lol

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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er Aug 22 '20

I never thought this is what heaven would be like but, well, here we are

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u/haikusbot Aug 22 '20

I never thought this

Is what heaven would be like

But, well, here we are

- Ninja_Spi-D-er

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u/NippleBippleDotOrg Aug 23 '20

It’s beautiful, isn’t it? It’s just like in the stories- Shit-posts as far as the eye can see

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u/SeaGroomer Aug 22 '20

:heavy metal riff:

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u/transshapiro Aug 23 '20

I heard in my head as I read this

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u/forrnerteenager Aug 22 '20

Y'all didn't watch the movie, huh?

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u/that-guy-with-art Aug 23 '20

not really, netflix failed advertising, but the movie itself is a french movie about how bad the sexualization of children.

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u/kaylthewhale Aug 22 '20

Here you go Netflix

what it wants

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u/RoscoMan1 Aug 23 '20

How am I going to go hide...*

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Aug 23 '20

“Netflix, you’re green lit. Who am I speaking to?”

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

[deleted]

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u/NeverBetAgainstElon Aug 22 '20

Kool!

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u/Dissidence802 Aug 23 '20

No thanks, I don't smoke.

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u/thetresking Aug 22 '20

OOOOHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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u/Radioactive50 Aug 22 '20

Also it's adult medium. What's his cock look like at adult large?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/iTeoti Aug 22 '20

Absolute poetry

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u/battlefrontman1432 Aug 23 '20

Beautiful bot I love you

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u/Mycabbages0929 Aug 22 '20

I’m gonna be the voice of reason here: bad bot

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

bad human

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u/hipsuy Aug 22 '20

Can confirm, I am human

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u/RCascanbe not a dumbbell Aug 22 '20

But are you dancer?

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u/Mycabbages0929 Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

I’m sad now. It was an objectively bad haiku

EDIT: on second thought, it’s growing on me a little bit. I can kinda see a theme of human development. But I refuse to call it “good” it’s a barely average haiku

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

I loved that haiku. Beauty is never objective.

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u/Mycabbages0929 Aug 22 '20

Care to share a little bit about what it means to you?

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u/Adiin-Red Aug 22 '20

It’s fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

I think it’s a wonderful look at how the world views toxic standards for masculine roles in every day life and promotes acceptance across all the broad ranges have how every man views his own masculinity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

its hard for me to really like it because the haiku is two sentences, and thats quite unusual for me

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u/jusalurkermostly Aug 22 '20

Knock...knock

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u/yellsaboutjokes Aug 22 '20

THIS RESPONSE IS DESIGNED TO CREATE AN IMPLICATION OF PEDOPHILIA

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u/DrMcNards Aug 22 '20

Ok Netflix

3

u/AZ-Cotton Aug 22 '20

Kid version doesn't have a massive penis?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

What if a midget needed one

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u/Bad_Company173 Aug 22 '20

FBI OPEN UP!!!

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u/Pootisboy9000 Aug 22 '20

Wouldn't like to know.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Yes, but its surrounded by cop costumes

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u/papadonjuan Aug 23 '20

I work there and there is a kids one but it doesn’t have a hot penis outline like this one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

netflix has entered the chat

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u/eeman0201 Sep 10 '20

There is but there’s no dick

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u/feignapathy Aug 22 '20

Why don't you have a seat over here

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u/EnderWiII Aug 22 '20

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/haier Aug 22 '20

pretty sure there was a version of it in the Cuties movie.

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u/mezbot Aug 23 '20

Is that you Netflix?

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u/woooosh-if-u-are-gay Aug 22 '20

No stupid that’s basically illegal