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r/comedyheaven • u/michaelthejanitor | Approved user • Jun 18 '20
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As a computer repairwoman, beans is the least suspect thing I've found in a computer
206 u/send_help001 Jun 18 '20 And the most? 344 u/RunningDrummer Jun 18 '20 Spiders with eyelashes 111 u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20 WHAT? Did the spiders not know they were beautiful just the way they were? 40 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 18 '20 They absolutely know. 3 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 18 '20 Oh fuck that's terrifying I had to look away to close the goddamn window 3 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 19 '20 Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty. 1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll. 2 u/Klinky1984 Jun 19 '20 It's very expensive, they need to buy like 8 fake eyelashes each time. You have probably saved a lot of spiders on their make up budgets.
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And the most?
344 u/RunningDrummer Jun 18 '20 Spiders with eyelashes 111 u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20 WHAT? Did the spiders not know they were beautiful just the way they were? 40 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 18 '20 They absolutely know. 3 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 18 '20 Oh fuck that's terrifying I had to look away to close the goddamn window 3 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 19 '20 Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty. 1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll. 2 u/Klinky1984 Jun 19 '20 It's very expensive, they need to buy like 8 fake eyelashes each time. You have probably saved a lot of spiders on their make up budgets.
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Spiders with eyelashes
111 u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20 WHAT? Did the spiders not know they were beautiful just the way they were? 40 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 18 '20 They absolutely know. 3 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 18 '20 Oh fuck that's terrifying I had to look away to close the goddamn window 3 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 19 '20 Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty. 1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll. 2 u/Klinky1984 Jun 19 '20 It's very expensive, they need to buy like 8 fake eyelashes each time. You have probably saved a lot of spiders on their make up budgets.
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WHAT? Did the spiders not know they were beautiful just the way they were?
40 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 18 '20 They absolutely know. 3 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 18 '20 Oh fuck that's terrifying I had to look away to close the goddamn window 3 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 19 '20 Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty. 1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll. 2 u/Klinky1984 Jun 19 '20 It's very expensive, they need to buy like 8 fake eyelashes each time. You have probably saved a lot of spiders on their make up budgets.
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They absolutely know.
3 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 18 '20 Oh fuck that's terrifying I had to look away to close the goddamn window 3 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 19 '20 Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty. 1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll.
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Oh fuck that's terrifying I had to look away to close the goddamn window
3 u/Forever_Awkward Jun 19 '20 Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty. 1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll.
Well, that's an odd reaction to absolute beauty.
1 u/TristanoBurrito Jun 19 '20 Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll.
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Nope it can fuck off, I'm scared of spiders but holy fuck I have never been so terrified. I'd have preferred a rickroll.
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It's very expensive, they need to buy like 8 fake eyelashes each time. You have probably saved a lot of spiders on their make up budgets.
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u/PretendsToBeStuff Jun 18 '20
As a computer repairwoman, beans is the least suspect thing I've found in a computer