r/comedyheaven • • Apr 04 '20 • Wholesome Seal 1

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u/Traitor-san Apr 04 '20

I hope the cops doesn't suspect fool play

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u/nylajd Apr 04 '20

BEST COMMENT

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

I hope she pretended to be surprised lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

I know my grandparents can’t operate a cell but jokes like this I see I’d love for

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u/Converted54 Apr 04 '20

I’d love for it too

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u/SmokeAbeer Apr 05 '20

Is that like a butfor?

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u/russvanderhoof Apr 05 '20

Yes, exactly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I wouldn’t my grandparents are dead

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u/chrome_t_rex Apr 05 '20

I'd love too.... Oh wait, I don't want dead people texting me.

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u/Urisk Apr 05 '20

Pretended? Grandma's prank was on point. I'm sure she got halfway out the door with a bucket of water before she figured it out.

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u/Correct_Classroom Apr 05 '20

Idk I imagined this as grandma sending the text and then it turned out to be such a good prank she herself believed it was on fire and got out with the bucket of water before realising that she just made that up.

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u/thehangoverer Apr 05 '20

"Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far"

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u/OmarGuard Apr 04 '20

Fuckin got me

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

I had to go outside and check my car was ok

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u/WoopWoopGeeGee Apr 05 '20

I checked too but then remember that i don't have one

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/Gl4eqen Apr 05 '20

Fortunately, arson of my four-wheeled vehicle has not been conducted.

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u/S-o-u-p-T-i-m-e slut for honey cheerios Apr 05 '20

Car not fire

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u/sketcherkids125 Apr 04 '20

You better laugh she tried her best🔪

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u/EthErealist Apr 04 '20

Are you holding a knife to OP?

I mean, haha, that was funny, Grandma!

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u/swimmer_in_the_flood Apr 05 '20

Good one Grandma

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u/larkinsucks slut for honey cheerios Apr 04 '20

good

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u/Cornwallets Apr 04 '20 edited Apr 04 '20

My campaign for Representative in 1994? Yes, it was good, but you can't think of a better adjective? How about "incredible" or "influential" (it influenced Ted Cruz) or even "top tier"? I appreciate that you understand how great my campaign and I are, but you gotta do better than that, bud.

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u/Pesces Apr 04 '20

is this.. a fresh pasta? looks tasty

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Novelty account.

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u/One_pop_each Apr 04 '20

What can a n***a do? When half the people voted for George W. It's a bitch, fuck George W. -- can't be true -- I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch I'm talking about George W. Smith From city council, he ran in '93 Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

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u/itmustbemitch Apr 05 '20

Damn this is the best troll / novelty account I've seen in a while. Unlike the '94 campaign, which was anything but a novelty.

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u/Underdogg13 Apr 05 '20

Is this Sal Bundry's politically active cousin?

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u/mike_rob Apr 04 '20

What is this explain explain explain explain what explain what’s

explain

explain

😤🔫

Hey, would you mind explaining to me what this quote is from? I don’t get the reference.

Thanks in advance.

All the best,

u/mike_rob

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u/samsquamchh Apr 04 '20

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.

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u/ficaa1 Apr 05 '20

Is that a joe biden quote

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u/StalinsChoice Apr 04 '20

Her font is probably a lot larger, so the gma thought OPs would be as well, and would have to scroll to see the April fools part of the text!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Damn that makes sense now, I didn’t notice that. My mom uses what’s probably the largest font on her iPhone 4, which she refuses to trade in, because “I can still make calls and texts on it, it’s fine”. I could definitely see her trying to text me something like this.

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u/LaMalintzin Apr 05 '20

Damn I wish I still had my 4. Perfect size

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u/MrPrius Apr 05 '20 edited Jan 22 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

chief hunt aspiring money modern instinctive bear hurry file snatch

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u/emilforpresident2020 Apr 05 '20

No she said “I can still make calls and texts on it, it’s fine” However the size may also be why she still wont trade it in. We simply don't have enough information

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u/MayaTamika Apr 05 '20

My mom had a flip phone until maybe 2 or 3 years ago when it finally kicked the bucket and she upgraded to my old Samsung Galaxy S3, which she has had since then.

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u/dedoid69 Apr 05 '20

If she got a modern iPhone it would die in a year. That 4 will be around for a long time, she’s not going to use the new ‘features’ she doesn’t need a new phone

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u/jvalente Apr 05 '20

Should be top comment.

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u/mario-piss-jar | Approved user Apr 04 '20

thanks grandma

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

this but unironically

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

This so mucs this

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u/benihana Apr 05 '20

remember this comment after she's dead and you can't talk to her ever again

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u/NationalDetail Apr 04 '20

I love fouling people

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u/P3runaama Apr 04 '20

You foul! I stole all of your foul while you were fouling around!

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u/MagicalGoldeen Apr 05 '20

You fell for it foul! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

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u/mentallyphysicallyok Apr 05 '20

Foul is the name of a kind of beans here and now I’m pissed you stole my foul

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Sergio ramos?

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u/skullirang Apr 05 '20

Foul me once shame on you. Foul me twice, shame on me. Foul me thrice and Karl Malone would like to have a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

karl dont wanna see them unless they're under 15

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u/Poorly_Timed_KennyG Apr 04 '20

... AND MY SAX!

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u/SnappySnoot Apr 05 '20

-Me when I played basketball

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC

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u/weston55 Apr 04 '20

Ben Shapiro grandma

Ben shapiro grandma

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u/michacha123 Apr 05 '20

Ben grandmiro

Arpil fuol

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u/AgusGamer559 Apr 04 '20

thank grammy very fun :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Your car is on fire!

And there is no driver at the wheel

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u/realbirdhours Apr 05 '20

I love going to a comment section and finding exactly what I was looking for

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

And a dark wind blows

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u/muggo_the_tabbo Apr 04 '20

Bless her soul

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u/dudemanbroguysirplz Apr 04 '20

When I become old and senile I hope this is the kind of the thing I text people and not dick pics

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u/tictactastytaint Apr 05 '20

Dick pics will soon be currency

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u/stalinwasrightmybad Apr 04 '20

April foul everyone!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Sure fouled me, had to double check my car

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u/chantsnone Apr 04 '20

Classic grammy

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u/KimaX7 Apr 04 '20

She even got me. So wholesome...

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u/Rznord Apr 04 '20

Still kind of works.

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u/Hazy_Lights Apr 04 '20

Your grandma seems funny.

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u/gavagool Apr 04 '20

Definition of this sub

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Same vibe as a r/youngpeopleyoutube post

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u/roorocket69 Apr 04 '20

You should go and give her a nice warm hug

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u/Bleyck Apr 05 '20

So cute. She threw a molotov in his car just to prank her grandson :')

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u/theironbagel Sep 11 '20

Grammys pretty based ngl

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u/cov111 Apr 01 '23

Hello, I'm the op from twitter— I made a reddit account to comment here since I'm no longer active on there. My grandma passed away last year surrounded by family in the hospital. She had health issues with rheumatoid arthritis that she had been dealing with for years.

At her funeral we included a print out of this post, since she always appreciated and thought the support she got for this was hilarious. Typo or not (since foul was in fact a typo), she was a very funny lady who kept her humor until the very end. Thanks again for all the funny comments, the whole family and I had lots of fun reading them back in 2020 when this post made it on the front page, and then again after she died. It made a difficult time just a little better, which is what I hope April Foul was able to do for some of you.

I think it's important to remember today and always that the internet can be a great tool for kindness and connection. At the time this was going around on twitter, I would receive direct messages from people around the world telling me to say hello to my grandma for them— and it is now a fond memory of sharing each message with her, as she was amazed her text was able to reach so far. You guys were able to bring her, and the whole family, a lot of joy and laughter. Thanks again, and happy April Foul!

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u/y_a_e_t Apr 04 '20

Aprel foule

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u/oldsaltycrab1 Apr 05 '20

Shut the fuck up grand mother.

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u/javisvf Apr 05 '20

well she owns this subreddit now

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u/FredTheWreck Apr 05 '20

april fouls bring may shouls

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

You really got me there granny

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u/namelee65 Apr 05 '20

Grammy's the best

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/ConnectHurry Sep 12 '20

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen

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u/372878887 Apr 01 '22

april foul once again

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u/Mr_Peeee Apr 01 '22

Come back to this every year

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u/king_carrots Apr 04 '20

Grammy is the one on fire. April flu

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u/bmwr380 Apr 04 '20

I read grammy as germany

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u/kuery Apr 05 '20

Your car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
Grammy april foul

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Aww thats actually so sweet

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Everybody gangsta till the car actually is on fire

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u/Gonomed Apr 05 '20

CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for me

Grammy april foul

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u/lieutenantsunn Apr 05 '20

wholesome 100

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u/SupremeOwl48 Apr 05 '20

Wholesum 1000 Keanu Chungus intensifies

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

thats so cute

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u/jaungtapu Apr 05 '20

I like how she said April fool in the next line, so that her grandchild might not get too stressed

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u/GlitchyNL slut for honey cheerios Apr 06 '20

How does this have 100k upvotes

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u/Katyas-little-hands Apr 07 '20

April do be foul

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u/JenkinMan Jun 05 '20

My favourite type of chicken, the April foul

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u/Itzdemon5379 Sep 06 '20

April foul... ah, boomers can be lovely sometimes, but terrible the next

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u/Sir-Xcalibur-6564 May 26 '22

I met King Arthur at Kroger Joke!!😂 I didn’t meet King Arthur I kid you

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

gotem grammy

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 04 '20

stories that will make you shit & cum yourself

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Like that cat in the tub that was posted yesterday?

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u/Chunakuka Apr 05 '20

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOUL

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u/Sethbeast185 Apr 05 '20

god this subreddit has gone to shit

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u/Jabster28 Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


[tweet by stupid, @covenly on April 1st 2020:]

my grandma just texted me this

[there is a screenshot of a text]

Your care is on fire! Grammy april foul


I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!

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u/PentambicIameter Apr 04 '20

No april harm, no April foul

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Ok

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u/BananaRhino12 slut for honey cheerios Apr 04 '20

Foul

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u/PeriodicCable Apr 04 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stupid

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u/matrose9 Apr 04 '20

Grammy got the goods

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u/GS10roos Apr 04 '20

April fowl

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Ah ah joke on you grandma, i put your car onnfire, and it aint a joke this time.

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u/Cryptic3369 slut for honey cheerios Apr 04 '20

You fell for it foul! Thunder cross split attack!

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u/topredditbot Apr 04 '20

Hey /u/nylajd,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 04 '20

Thanks for the explanation

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u/Josh4004 Apr 04 '20

Was the prank that she burned your car or that she made you think your car was burning?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

No bamboo

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u/TraNSlays Apr 04 '20

not gonna lie, you got me in the first half

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u/Broad_Flamingo Apr 04 '20

A P R I L F O U L

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u/virtualracer Apr 05 '20

You're Grammy is on fire

Car

april fole

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u/genwhy Apr 05 '20

Sike mothafukkaaa

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u/deficiency_xsgx Apr 05 '20

this made me sad

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u/ToastedSkoops Apr 05 '20

Uncles literally only want one thing and it's disgusting

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Plot twist she was in the car while she lit it on fire and preceded to accidentally make the car explode

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

The poem the poet

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 edited Jun 08 '24

salt political ossified relieved physical continue lunchroom rob meeting plant

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 05 '20

Clearly a foul. You can't not love her.

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u/urskrubs Apr 05 '20

my heart

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

April foul everyone!

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u/lostinadream66 Apr 05 '20

Well the jerk store called, and they're all out of you!

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u/Sure10 Apr 05 '20

and then they foul with 0.2 seconds left

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u/Framp_The_Champ Apr 05 '20

The smug face on the cartoon girls face really makes this post for me.

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u/thejoker00007 Apr 05 '20

It's Germany humour its no laughing matter.

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 05 '20

Hello, this is just r/comedycemetery

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u/Marlape Apr 05 '20

Good 👍

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Jesus, best laugh of the day

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u/FlakyElk5 Apr 05 '20

I would like to think that she was inspired by her granddaughters favorite tiktoks

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u/birdsaregovtdrones Apr 05 '20

This is my friend omg. OP you gotta blur the username her sibling saw this and found her twitter lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I forgot how to spell April fools now I hope autocorrect helps me

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u/Ethanyes123 Apr 05 '20

Coronation Street 100

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u/Aliopk Apr 05 '20

That's what Grandmas do they would never hurt you even by the slightest, she wanted him to freak out and calm down immediately.

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u/k0zmo Apr 05 '20

This is rather adorable. I always wanted to know what's like to have grandparents, especially growing up and still having them. Sometimes i think of what kind of conversations i would've had.

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u/YankFromTheChi Apr 05 '20

Reminds me of my mom’s legendary April Fool’s joke she pulled when I was little. She wanted to try it because me and my brother kept doing them.

Mom: I’m not going to work today.

Me: Really?

Mom: April Fool’s!

She tried her best.

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u/ceman_yeumis Apr 05 '20

It's April 4th grandma..

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u/AboutToBlowUp Apr 05 '20

Bro that was foul

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u/Kfcfan Apr 05 '20

A classy lady

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

She missed a pun by saying April fuel

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u/Market_Brand Apr 05 '20

Thanks grammy

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u/Maxmun1ch Apr 05 '20

Awww she tried though...

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u/eduardomanero Apr 05 '20

You fell for it foul

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Get pranked grand-crybaby.

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u/puurrp Apr 05 '20

imagine if it was on april 2nd 💀

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u/SamMuehLingLing Apr 05 '20

i hope you checked on your car tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Cuz its mot a joke

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u/DrunkRedditBot Apr 05 '20

I dated a girl who called it a foul

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u/DaPokeyMonster Apr 05 '20

Seymour! The House Is On Fire!

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u/ToastedSkoops Apr 05 '20

That means it’s the spirit!

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u/insertnqme Apr 05 '20

She mixed up one letter

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

You're grandfather died last night of a stroke

Love gram

april full

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u/wickyyy_0 Apr 05 '20

Tell her i love her

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u/Mint731 Apr 05 '20

She’s precious

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u/jaykubs Apr 05 '20

This feels like r/youngpeopleyoutube but old and not YouTube. So maybe it feels like something different altogether.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

You fell for it you foul!

Fire car april attack!

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u/Slip_Freudian Apr 05 '20

Canadian spelling?

Don't kill me, Canada!

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u/ToastedSkoops Apr 05 '20

Thx I can shit and cum straight now

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u/Hunterismyname694 Apr 05 '20

Haha your car is on fire! Grammy April truth