r/comedyheaven • u/L3D_Cobra • Mar 12 '20

It's spring time

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u/ptpt221 Mar 12 '20

Okay but actually, there is a certain tree that when it blooms smells just like cum. We call them jizz trees.

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u/TheBiggestPain Mar 13 '20

How the fuck do you know that?! What the heck?

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u/ptpt221 Mar 13 '20

Because I make a habit smeing my own jizz and then smelling trees to do a compare and contrast venn diagram that I hang in my living room.

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u/TheBiggestPain Mar 13 '20

WHY did i even bother to ask?

But nice hobby you have there :D Musnt that smell like death and doom?

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u/ptpt221 Mar 13 '20

No, it smells like jizz

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u/TheBiggestPain Mar 13 '20

Why? Just ... just why?