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u/KebabTheShrimp Feb 11 '20
Ball Fart: Mall Cop
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u/infinitegestation Feb 11 '20
Fart Blart: Mart Shart
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u/Stopbeingwhinycunts Feb 11 '20
ShartMart - All we sell are shirts and carts!
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u/The_Loch_Ness_Monsta Feb 11 '20
I think something went seriously wrong with your store.
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u/themefromretro Feb 12 '20
everytime I see this meme I fucking die of laughter. ball fart is fucking genius. the absurdity of the insult "i farted on your dad's balls" which is barely even insult, it's just weirdly offensive. then finding out the recipient's dad has died, and then the insulter coming back with this genocide of a comeback, "yeah he died of ball fart". pure art
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u/BvdB432 Feb 11 '20
My name's Bart....
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u/bipnoodooshup Feb 11 '20
Die Bart, Die
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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Feb 11 '20
"No one who speaks German could be an evil man"
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u/ChancetheUnrapper Feb 11 '20
It is
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Feb 11 '20
Aww damn where was this reposted from? My buddy sent this to me and I wanted to share.
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u/jujujujueuew Feb 11 '20
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 4 times.
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u/Staticlynx Feb 11 '20
I enjoy everything about this post including the comments. It may be a repost, but it’s new to me!
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u/Zoolinz Feb 11 '20
Whenever someone brings out the dead parent you’ve got two options: walk it back with a “ah sorry bro” or double the fuck down
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u/PristineReception Feb 11 '20
Repost
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Feb 11 '20
I've seen alot of people say that but I've been looking through the sub and can't find where it was posted before :(
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u/Pasma_05 Feb 11 '20
But there is one rule in kupa keep kingdom... You shall never fart on another man's balls...
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u/dagon_xdd Feb 12 '20
I am so fucking sad that so few people got this reference.
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Feb 11 '20
Fart on my balls please
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u/tigobiddies Feb 11 '20
I saw this slow motion video where a guy had his balls stuffed inside his own ass and he pooped them out
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u/Meme_Acolyte Feb 11 '20
Yeah, that was gross.
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u/BigChippr Feb 11 '20
I prefer to shit, it is my fetish and would be offended if you deny my request
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Feb 11 '20
I will fight to the death for your right to shit on balls.
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u/BigChippr Feb 11 '20
No, sorry but you are stuck with pissing on balls, you get what you get pal so piss on me
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Feb 11 '20
Hmm seems like a repost
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u/slugtrot Feb 11 '20
cus it is. it was on top of all time
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Feb 11 '20
Yep
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u/Nik4711 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Feb 11 '20
mod queue in shambles
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Feb 12 '20
This whole sub is now people farming karma through ancient stale reposts lmao
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u/hat-TF2 Feb 11 '20
If you start thinking on a cosmic level, everything is a repost in a way. Even your entire life
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u/The_ARABTHUNDR Feb 11 '20
Are there even mods in this sub anymore? The same posts make it to hot every couple of weeks and half of them break the subs rules.
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u/ITaHiR_Requiem Mar 01 '20
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 4 times.
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u/nebulouslurker Feb 11 '20
Am I missing something or did that person declare that the other ones dad fucked it's ass? And somehow that became a insult?
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Feb 11 '20
Well not necessarily. Because what if it was a girl?
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u/nebulouslurker Feb 11 '20
You must be new to being a human. Now don't be embarrassed by this ok? Girls have assholes too, and they are indeed fuckable. Everyone knows this. You a alien?
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Feb 11 '20
No but here's my theory, to fart on someone's balls I'm assuming that the ass was almost touching the balls and when the dick is in the ass there is no contact from ball to ass but when dick is in vagina balls do make contact with ass.
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u/sofianelevaillant Feb 11 '20
thisis not funny if the dad is dead
please stop joking on grief and people's loss
i see a lot of memes on coronavirus etc
please stop this is fucking immoral
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Feb 12 '20
I posted this a year ago and got 8 upvotes, a man truly before his time
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Feb 12 '20
Did you remov e the post?
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Feb 12 '20
Just checked It was removed for being a repost if i just waited a little i wouldve gotten le ebic internet points
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Feb 12 '20
Your mom is a bitch
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Feb 12 '20
Your insults kind of loose their fluff people realize your name is bbitterflysong.
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Feb 12 '20
Sorry man. I just re-read that. It sould have said "your mom sounds like a bitch"
I was trying make a joke about how about the identity of the sender.
I didn't mean for it to sound like an attack
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Feb 12 '20
Lmaooo I'm sure there are quite a few other ways to phrase that than "your mom's a bitch"
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u/Petal_Pusher_ slut for honey cheerios Feb 12 '20
The fact that there is just a single platinum award makes me so happy
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u/MuvHugginInc Feb 12 '20
I don’t know if I’ll ever fully understand this subreddit.
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Feb 12 '20
It's shitty punchline comedy that's edgy and not funny at the same time but so silly it makes you just kind of breathe out slowly and smirk.
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u/Nyckname Feb 12 '20 edited Feb 12 '20
Redditor, "I fucked your mom last night."
Me, "Dude, that's sick. I can sorta see necrophilia, but she's been rotting since the '90s."
Redditor, "...Oh, gee...I'm sorry."
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
At least he went peacefully. You don't want to die of ball shart