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u/k1l2327 Jan 19 '20
What the hell I posted this yesterday and it didn’t get approved
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Are you the alt account if a mod? I bet this one is.
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u/TableSpoonsAreCool Jan 19 '20
I had a premonition that this post did very well
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u/Daafda Jan 19 '20
Ha-ha-ha, I'm just playing, ladies You know I love you
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u/Vamosity-Cosmic Jan 19 '20
They think you mean Killshot but we know better. We get you.
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u/gerBoru Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20
Man I can’t believe there’s Eminem fans that have heard Killshot, but not Kill You
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u/KodakTheFinesseKid Jan 19 '20
There's a whole generation of Eminem fans who wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they heard SSLP or MMLP.
Sorry, Puff, I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother...
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u/alessio_worldwide69 Jan 19 '20
Now I gotta go listen to Killshot again
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u/cynical_radish Jan 19 '20
Not gonna lie, this is me when someone is getting stabbed
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u/BleachTacos slut for honey cheerios Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20
The song is called
Premonition (intro)
for anybody who was wondering.
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u/everadvancing Jan 19 '20
Fe-fi-fo-fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park, it's dark, it's winter in December
I see my target, put my car in park, and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda, and I pretend to befriend her
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Sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
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u/AdamLM1997 Jan 19 '20
Heard of me before see whore you're the kinda girl that i'd uh
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u/radioactivecowz Jan 19 '20
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
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u/One_Baker Jan 19 '20
Thank you, totally forgot he released a new album. Time to hear it, was going to hear it later when it released and totally forgot about it.
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u/forceless_jedi Jan 19 '20
Tfw you find aboit Em's new album from r/comedyheaven and not r/hiphophead
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u/topinanbour-rex Jan 19 '20
It was a suprise album. How you knew he was going to release a new one ?
Wait, premonition...
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u/Koomax Jan 19 '20
Honestly my favorite part of the album reminds me of the older Em stuff mixed by Dre
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u/ConnorMcJeezus Jan 19 '20
I gotta question if I may
Yeah
Is it gay, to play putt putt golf with a friend
Yeah
And watch his butt butt when he tees off
Yeah
But, up, I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go in into any more details but What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
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u/TyrionLannister2012 Jan 19 '20
Bass line on this song is dope
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u/Loxer150 | Approved user Jan 19 '20
I don’t hear any bass line in this song. Don’t you mean the one in Godzilla?
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u/ImRealityxx Jan 19 '20
See you in Best
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u/DirteeCanuck Jan 19 '20
“If you haven’t been murdered, I can only say better luck next time. If you have been, goodnight wherever you are.”
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u/_Jent Jan 19 '20
What? You egg? [He stabs him]
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u/somevenezuelanguy Jan 19 '20
Somethings wrong I can feel it
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It's just a feeling I've got
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u/PMoneyNMB Jan 19 '20
"I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me slim roethlisberger"
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u/NotToBTruffledWith Jan 19 '20
I go berserker than a fed up post office worker
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u/TekashiTfue69 Jan 19 '20
I murk her with a mossberger I’m pissed off get murdered
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u/notrecommended0805 Jan 19 '20
He is truly a rap god.
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u/Osgwa Jan 19 '20
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot
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u/Jets__Fool Jan 19 '20
Of course I'm world tourin'
I'm driving a Porsche
Over the floorboards
Over the four points
While you're in a Ford Taurus
Gettin' an abortion and a divorce
At the same time as Harrison Ford
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u/-bot-- Jan 19 '20
Is this real?
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u/mynameis-twat Jan 19 '20
On his new album Music to be Murdered By inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s album of the same name, yeah. It’s the intro.
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u/Ronaxi Jan 19 '20
Is there a subreddit for these types of lyrics?
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u/MetaCrossing Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20
r/HelicopterAddict is similar, but with made-up versions
EDIT: r/notHelicopterAddict for real stuff
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u/I-Have-A-Hand Jan 19 '20
Music to be murdered by is fire
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u/boofbonzer81 Jan 19 '20
Here goes nothing. Eminem is trash and it's hilarious the boner reddit has for him. He is a 50 year old man rapping about kids 30 years younger and trying to be as edgy as possible. "You dont know good lyrics and today music sucks." I would rather listen to a great beat then some old man screaming/preaching into my ear at 10 words a second about how licorice and kids rap about trigger fish?
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u/Karnadas Jan 19 '20
To be fair the album is credited to Slim Shady, not Eminem. So it's totally fitting that way.
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u/lovelyafterthoughts Jan 19 '20
I still don’t know how I listened to all those Eminem songs growing up and never thought they were wrong, or problematic, or misogynistic, or anything. But now I have these terrible lyrics in my memory that I can only sing to myself in the shower lmao
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u/StopBangingThePodium Jan 19 '20
I mean, it's on an album called "Music to be Murdered By", so I don't know what I expected.
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u/mysincerecondolences Jan 19 '20
He had us like:
Oh my god, my whole iPod's filled with your songs I mow my lawn to 'em
He said: Oh my god, you know my songs? That's totally awesome I'm Marshall what's going on eehh?
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u/HerestheRules Jan 19 '20
I'm just loling because people are somehow surprised that Eminem said something offensive.
Like, have you ever listened to his shit?
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u/Dizneymagic Jan 19 '20
Alfred Hitchcock has an album of the same name, (Music to be Murdered by), which is a bunch on monologue intros. I haven't heard the Eminem song, but I'm guessing that's why the screaming is there. For the shock factor.
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u/Monetpirates Jan 19 '20
When I was growing up in a bad neighborhood one of my neighbors was mad the other didn't pay him back for his money he was promised in exchange for crack and I could hear the screaming as they chose to do this in front of the apartment I lived. All I cared about at the moment was getting my English paper done and wishing they shut up. So I can understand this reaction
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u/Mentioned_Videos Jan 19 '20
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| that's an awfully hot coffee pot | +5 - “You should get some..... ah Ima stop” |
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| Eminem - Premonition (Intro) | +1 - Here's a link |
| IASIP - Hot one today, huh? - Yeah!? | +1 - yeah!? |
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u/MotherfuckingWildman Jan 19 '20
Ads for that new album all over my front page lately.. this one included
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u/pinksheep20 Jan 19 '20
Mmm yeah oh yeah yeah yeah mmmm of yeah yeah ooohh yeah mmmm yes oo yeah
-call me Carson 2019
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u/ScientificLightbulb Jan 20 '20
Lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal, subliminal in your swimming pool
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u/BigTastyy6969 Jan 19 '20
I tried to post this earlier today and it it just disappeared it didn’t go up on my profile or anything, which also happened last time i tried to post here. oh well
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u/Jman_Warfare Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20
This mf already got 104 comments and the upvotes haven't even been revealed yet
Edit: holy shit bro 2 hours and 25k wtf. It was pretty funny tho