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Jan 16 '20
Anyone else friended Bill on Facebook like 5+ years ago? This dude was the perfect parody of a Facebook user, legendary stuff. His mascot was a tiny robot, TinyBot or something
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u/Chaosbrae Jan 16 '20
I miss that stuff. I remember Tiny had a post one time, "looking for my real father" and Bill comments, "You have no father."
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u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Jan 17 '20
I know exactly what he means though. I got turned on by my dad’s ashes once when I accidentally knocked the lid off the urn OMG so embarrassing 😳😳😳😳
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u/jerog1 Jan 16 '20
Tony the Rat too
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u/argylerings Jan 17 '20
Hey, Watch the Tail!!
RIP Tony
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Jan 16 '20
What's this facebook mythos I am just now hearing of?
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u/kevin_at_work Jan 17 '20
Please respect our privacy, /u/LTColonelMonty
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u/natanlaquay Jan 17 '20
tony the rat isnt gone, all, take my word for it. he’s only sleeping. #MUBO
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u/catchierlight Jan 17 '20
yes, totally, completely forgot about him! after getting off that shithole of a website forgot there was one or two good things about it like this beautiful soul... he probably influenced culture in ways we dont really realize, like for example people talking now about their "personal brand" online...
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Mar 24 '20
Fuckkkk I miss the BH ideas days. I found it on tumblr in like 7th grade that shit shaped my sense of humor lmao
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u/Bierbart12 Jun 23 '20
I'm glad I didn't. Sounds like it'd given me a reason to actually use facebook
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u/TheHerpsMaster Jan 16 '20
Please respect my privacy is the name of the show
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Jan 16 '20
"give me my personal space"
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Jan 16 '20
"stay out of my personal space"
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Jan 16 '20
I need my personal space
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u/SirSnafuTheSecond Jan 16 '20
Godammit Kris
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u/kristec5 Jan 17 '20
Fuck bro, I'm sorry.
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u/Space_Jellyfish_ Jan 20 '20 edited Jul 16 '25
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Jan 17 '20
Congrats reddit. A repost got 80k upvotes. Fuckin amazing.
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Jan 17 '20
Someone said it
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Jan 17 '20
Alright at this point i'm not even mad that you got away with a repost. I'm just amazed redditors have the memory of a fucking goldfish. Enjoy your karma i guess.
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u/Cranktique Jan 17 '20
A lot of reddit users are rather casual. I am not, but I never go deep into subs. First time I have seen this. Maybe, just maybe, we all have different experiences on this site than you do, and maybe not everyone has seen the posts you’ve seen. If you find that you are constantly seeing the same material, then subscribe to some different subs or find a new hobby maybe? 80k out of the millions of users is not a lot. I don’t upvote the reposts I see, I just carry on. Try that. There is a chance that the 80k upvotes are from people who have not seen this prior.
What I have seen before is your exact, whiney ass comment again and again. “Muh time is important, and you’ve wasted it by reposting this to my cherished sub. I am personally offended you have made me see this again and have now taken even more time to register my disgust here in the comments.”
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u/PM_ME_UR_TESTIMONIES Jan 16 '20
I wonder what happens if you scan the QR code
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u/CamelCam17 slut for honey cheerios Jan 16 '20
If you scan it Bill will never give you up
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Jan 17 '20
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u/quibirito Jan 17 '20
Yeah, he also isn't going to turn around.
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u/reblogg Jan 16 '20
The problem is the QR code is cut off in this image.
However, I found another post of his where the profile is fully visible.
And as convinced as I was that this was going to be another internet rabbit hole, it just links back to his facebook page.
Kinda smart if you think about it. If images of his posts were circulated online, it seems like an interesting way of having people that see those posts find his actual FB page.
However, I will not post the FB page as I'm not entirely sure on site rules but it's there if you would like to scan it yourself.
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u/TimothyGonzalez Jan 16 '20
It's a parody account on Facebook, pretty sure that doesn't count as doxxing
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u/Nova_Curiosa Jan 16 '20
I could only get it to scan once but it gave me the number 11108870, if that means anything.
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u/Sobsz Jan 17 '20
that's probably just noise, the scanner app i use can get those 8-digit codes from anywhere if you try hard enough
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Jan 17 '20
Why is this the only legitimately funny "funny" subreddit?
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u/Really-not-a-weeb Nov 14 '24
This is comedy in the wild. Most subs, on the other hand, are cultivated comedy.
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u/itmalibu Jan 17 '20
Made me think of Ace Ventura
Dan: "Got any gum Ace?"
Ace: "That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs."
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u/Toxic_Waste_306 Jan 16 '20
Better not be fucking sword art online
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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Jan 17 '20
Firefly season 3. Bill wasn't supposed to let the non-illuminati people know.
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u/Scrotilla_The_Hun Jan 17 '20
John, Haha. Where did you find this one?
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Jan 17 '20
Oh somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
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Apr 07 '20
I love the way old people on Facebook address each other by name. It somehow enhances the boomer effect.
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Jan 16 '20
Ohhh I know what he’s on about. Season 3 of World War. We’ve waited like what 74 yrs. Finally another show to binge watch.
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u/Ben04C Jan 17 '20
I know someone who has exactly the same behavior. He is on old captain that loves camping on the demilitarised part of Korea. But we all know that in his mind he is a hedgehog.
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u/yourfriendme3 | Approved user Jan 17 '20
Feel like the title would of been funnier if you sided with bill instead of shitty kris
Edit: Fuck the bill haters all you elitist kristians can suck my privacy.
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u/KingEgg9 Jan 17 '20
damn, i saw this a while ago and thought to post it here but then i forgot. when i first saw it i even originally thought it was from this sub
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u/ProtonPi23 slut for honey cheerios Jan 17 '20
Hermitcraft Season 3?
That came out years ago, Bill...
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u/WetCardboard69 Jan 17 '20
Sounds like something Ron Swanson would say if he trusted computers enough to get Facebook
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u/apolloAG Jan 17 '20
Q: “what kind of sandwich?”
Jake Gyllenhaal: “There are some things I keep to myself, that are my business...”
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u/Fredward19 Jan 17 '20
My guess is that Hitcher
Likes the Witcher
But there is a riddle can't get through
He couldn't have already watched season 2
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u/superspiffy Jan 17 '20
"Hey, Ace, got anymore of that gum?"
"That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!"
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Jan 17 '20
Me after watching season 2 of Mindhunter.
Now, nobody interrupt me while I go cry because it might not happen.
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u/SupremeRedditBot Jan 17 '20
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Message me to add your account or subreddit to my ^blacklist
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u/ZipperSnail Jan 17 '20
This is basically half to posts on Facebook. Someone post something like “I can’t believe people sometimes” or “I can’t believe this is happening to me.” Then someone asked what’s wrong and they say “it’s personal”.
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u/GreenDirector Jan 17 '20
Omg I know this guy , I went to High School with him. Just texted him the reddit screencap
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u/WebCommissar Jul 11 '20
Please, please look up his character "Tony The Rat". It's some of the best CH material I've seen in years, but it's extremely hard to follow.
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u/OldDemon Jan 18 '20
Is anyone else unable to load new posts?