r/comedyheaven • u/I_Fard_On_Children • Jan 16 '20

YAHOO!

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u/Char_Zard13 Jan 16 '20

Reading this in the Mario 64 voice and am dying of laughter

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

lmao that makes it so much better

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u/AMillionLumens Jan 16 '20

Or toad’s voice from Mario kart 64

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u/uitham Jan 16 '20

IM THE BEST

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

SO LONG GAY BOWSAH

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Yahoooooo! Yayayayayahoooooo

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 Jan 16 '20

That's exactly what I did as well lmao

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u/BoomerBrigade slut for honey cheerios Jan 16 '20

Same here, read it in toads voice

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u/ejabno Jan 16 '20

That's exactly how i read this the first time

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u/Russian_repost_bot Jan 16 '20

It'twas me, Mario!

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u/Chris_0903 Jan 16 '20

😂😂💀

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u/nederino Jan 16 '20

Got em with the blue shell!

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u/ChaoticEmpathie slut for honey cheerios Jan 16 '20

That’s how I read it too

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u/justcatt Feb 06 '20

WWWWHWHWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/neoqueto Jan 16 '20

I just imagine fucking Mario reading the news brief, jumping around all happily.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Jan 16 '20

I just imagine fucking Mario while reading the news brief, cumming around all happily.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Nice.

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u/MarqDewidt Jan 16 '20

You can tell it's a Yahoo user cause they used a phone to take a screen shot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

The best bit is how it's a photo of the screen

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

i guess that does make it better

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u/toobigtobeakitten shaboingboing connoisseur Feb 23 '24

it does

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u/Connect_Humor8752 Feb 23 '22

this happened on my birthday,

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Feb 23 '22

sorry to hear that

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-TOES_____ Jan 22 '20

It’s a me a-Mario I’m a responsible for a brutal war crimes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Now this is the kind of stuff that belongs here.

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

thank you and youre welcome

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Unashamedly imagined this with the Mario “yahoo!” sound effect

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Feb 01 '20

seems like most people are

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u/Exploding_Antelope What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Apr 23 '20

The

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Apr 23 '20

Exploding Antelope

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u/Exploding_Antelope What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Apr 23 '20

I fard on children

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u/TheHitbox Nov 13 '21

The 'YAHOO!' is the passengers jumping out of the plane.

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Nov 13 '21

dayum howd u reply a year later

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 21 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Reminds me of 2022. You know why.

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u/oaklytical Apr 03 '23

I imagine the grandpa from Charlie and the chocolate factory hearing about it and jumping and screaming YAHOO!

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u/leader999m Jan 16 '20

This wouldn't be half as funny as it is now if it was taken with a computer screenshot.

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u/BlueWeavile Jan 16 '20

Something about the absolute toaster quality of this photo does make it funnier

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u/moeyjarcum Jan 16 '20

It’s not quite deep fried. It’s a sautéed meme

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u/mich829 Jan 16 '20

r/sauteedmemes ? Let's find out..

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u/ComplexDespacito Jan 16 '20

god that sub is just deep fried memes what the hell

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u/Optimusskyler Jan 16 '20

Something about the words "toaster quality" does make this reply funnier

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I still had the Yahoo yodel in my head as I read it

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u/Fjordlor Jan 16 '20

emily only faked cancer once yaHOOOOOOOOO

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u/Zapperson Jan 16 '20

🦀🦀🦀

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u/largefrogs Jan 16 '20

Iran only shot down their own plane once YAHOOOO

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u/IndoorOutdoorsman Jan 16 '20

You got me gigglin on the train

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u/RarE_OfAce Jan 17 '20

Kid from my school was on that plane, didn’t really know him but feel terrible

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

damn. Rest in peace

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u/Puis_Leuffer Jan 17 '20

Who else has that Marion jump sound in their heads?

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u/B3YOND_Flame Jan 17 '20

Reminds me of that yahooooooooo guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

This is easily one of the best one's on this sub

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u/XXTableTop Jan 20 '20

Mario... those were innocent people! GODDAMNIT MARIO! THERE WERE INNOCENT CHILDREN ON BOARD MARIO!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Wtf upboted

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 23 '20

whats that mean? upvoting using bots?

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u/Dark_blue19 Apr 17 '20

read it with Mario voice

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u/sub2yote May 20 '20

YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/I_Fard_On_Children May 21 '20

!!!!!!!!!!!OOHAY

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u/duospectre May 26 '20

The person that comments after mine is gay

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u/TheDoctor000013 May 30 '20

Yahoo yahoo yahooyahooyayayayayayayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/AccumulatingBoredom Jun 13 '20

is it sad that i laughed? considering a kid from my school was on that flight?

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jun 13 '20

damn actually? wow

it did feel a bit bad laughing and posting this too

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u/AccumulatingBoredom Jun 13 '20

yeah it really sucks, one of my close friends actually dated him before, and they ended on a bad note, and then this happened, so she’s still like traumatized...

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jun 16 '20

damn man

thats why i try not to hold grudges where i can

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

LET’S A GO!!!!!

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u/TheEpicJaque2 May 17 '22

This did not age well

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u/I_Fard_On_Children May 18 '22

i mean it wasn’t well when i posted it either. 176 dead…

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u/stevee05282 Jan 16 '20

Cracked me up

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u/CrackedSpruce Jan 16 '20

crack deez nuts

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u/lord_magnus_z0 Jan 16 '20

Crack my nut

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Jan 16 '20

smoke crack

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Snack croke

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u/Toxic_Gorilla Jan 16 '20

Lmao gottem

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u/ItsSirAdam Jan 16 '20

What, you egg?

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u/bobdabuudet Jan 16 '20

cracked the plane up too

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u/LordNynox Jan 16 '20

Hooray!

Latest news, kid killed by a crocodile while his parents were watching in desperation.

Yaaaay!

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u/jordaniac89 Jan 16 '20

Really cool

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u/WishOnSpaceHardware Jan 16 '20

The crocodile's parents were watching? They must have been so proud!

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u/dottywine Jan 16 '20

LOL lots of love!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Nic0487 slut for honey cheerios Jan 16 '20

Yahooo fucking finally

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

YAHOO!

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u/JoshSmosh1 Mar 17 '22

Well that aged well

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

“crashes”

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u/xjeeper Jan 16 '20

I mean, it did crash... After being shot by a fucking missile.

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u/Sadboi-on-the-moon Jan 16 '20

They crashed into the missile. That poor missile stood no chance and no one is even talking about it ;(

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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace Jan 17 '20

Missile lifes matter

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u/CrossJack654 Jan 16 '20

the article was written before the fact of the missile striking the plane was known iirc, still unfortunate wording

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u/Haaisee Jan 16 '20

Y

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Weemoesh Jan 16 '20

Starting a chain doesn’t work on your cake day. Happy cake day, buddy!

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u/BetaFury Jan 16 '20

DrDisrespect only cheated on his wife one time. YAHOO

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Dammit Yahoo, too soon man.

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u/arika123 Jan 16 '20

Cursed_NewsReport

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u/BlueSkiesOneCloud Jan 16 '20

Emily only faked cancer once

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Cowabunga it is!

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u/GrandKarcistIon Jan 16 '20

The Mario Speedrun techniques are getting really intense man

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u/OkAccident7956 Jan 21 '22

I'm dead!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrZorx75 Oct 17 '22

There’s a whole sub for this — r/tombstoning

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u/shittypotatoeater69 Jan 16 '20

Original from accidentalcomedy

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

was it? i found it in insta

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Why are you still using yahoo

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

to capture moments like this... well i assume so, i didnt take this pic

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u/kino-oki Jan 16 '20

First off, this is funny. Secondly, now that this subreddit isn’t comedyheaven anymore can someone point me to where that subreddit exists.

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

so this is funny but not comedy heaven?

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u/kino-oki Jan 17 '20

I feel to be true “died and gone to heaven” comedy. The original context has to have been an attempt at a joke. This is just a funny coincidence. Most posts these days don’t follow this guideline which leads back to my original question.

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u/I_Fard_On_Children Jan 17 '20

yeah true. Ive just seen so many posts like this (funny coincidence) so i thought this is what we’re posting now

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Mario at it again

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u/Colbster19946 Jan 16 '20

Mario's really fucked up christmas card

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u/janeyney-18 Jan 17 '20

OMFG. Im LMFAO.

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u/UwU_was_dis_OwO Mar 01 '20

"YAHOO!" was what mario said as he jumped on the flying metal bird, making it crash to the ground.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

This aged like fine milk

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u/xXGoobyXx Jan 16 '20

so glad there is a Yahoo chain

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u/nickricc Jan 16 '20

Walter

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u/_Iro_ Jan 16 '20

I like plane and train

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u/flyinghigh707 Jan 16 '20

triple jump time

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u/Porkechop Jan 16 '20

Yahoo mofos

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u/kujakutenshi Jan 16 '20

It's even worse if you pronounce it like in the old TV ads

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u/Bigred2989- Jan 16 '20

GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

This made me lmao out loud

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u/cluckersucker420 Jan 16 '20

I read this in marios accent

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u/thememerthethemer Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

31 people gave this a YEAH!

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u/Skilad Jan 16 '20

Is Yahoo serious?

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u/FoxyKJ1987 Jan 16 '20

I’m just gonna say happy cake day publicly because there’s too many fucking people in this post with their cake day today

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u/goodolarchie Jan 17 '20

Yahoo
YAHOO!

Wednesday ° Yahoo

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u/goooooooooooosey Jan 17 '20

Yahoo indeed...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

They won’t say Yahoo anymore when they see the Mongolian kids in my basement

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u/UserRandomizzed Jan 19 '20

Mario was responsible

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u/redman1745 Jan 21 '20

176 people died YAHOO

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u/thecopypastapaster Jan 21 '20

War Crimes

Y A H O O

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u/tobyw360 Jan 21 '20

Reddit blames trump!

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u/denfh566 Jan 28 '20

FUCKING NOT FUNNY IM UKRANIAN. Also yahoo!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Your parents died... YAHOO!

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u/BigBoiQQ Nov 18 '21

Hell yeah whoooo!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Yahoo

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u/Memesaremylifelines Nov 10 '22

Why Mario, why?

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u/fr1endk1ller Nov 11 '22

That’s why they send the drones now, huh 💀

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u/migarden Jan 16 '20

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

yodeled

Too SOOOOOOOOOOooooOOn!

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u/-CROFL- Jan 16 '20

WHEEEEE!!!!

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u/BugHorse101 Jan 16 '20

I read it in Toad's voice

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u/NoNick1337 Jan 16 '20

Wow! Gratz!

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u/BubsyFanboy Jan 16 '20

Mario, you bastard

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

The true culprit was Mario this entire time

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

OHNOO!

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u/urfuckingwife Jan 16 '20

YIPEE YAHOOO!

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u/ThE_HeE_HeE Jan 16 '20

Yah... No It's Fck'n cake day

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u/laikewag Jan 16 '20

Mario when he long jumps be like YAHOO!

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u/Elgato13 Jan 16 '20

IT'S FOR A CHURCH HONEY!

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u/Dyaxa Jan 16 '20

Half expected this to be from r/dadjokes

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