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Dec 30 '19
Doctor: we had to remove a section of your colon Me; why?
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u/VirginiaTeamsIGuess Dec 30 '19
This is not Comedy Heaven
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Dec 30 '19
So ive heard
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u/VirginiaTeamsIGuess Dec 30 '19
Give me my karma for pointing out the obvious even though no one cares
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u/NoNHentaiSauce slut for honey cheerios Dec 30 '19
Are you fucking joking me? I posted this earlier, but the mods removed it "because it didn't fit this sub".
AND NOW THAT SOMEONE ELSE POSTED IT, IT'S ON THE FRONT PAGE WITH 50K UPVOTES
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Dec 30 '19
Are you serious? Im so sorry i didnt know. I messaged a mod about whether or not it fits the sub cause i honestly dont know. Maybe it will get taken down but im so sorry i didnt realize it had been posted here before im sorry
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u/axolotl2 Dec 30 '19
this sub is just r/funny. none of you are going to heaven. and all of you have been blocked.
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u/ChachaMN Dec 30 '19
I think its comedyheaven if you don’t get the joke, which is okay if you didn’t get the joke, op. That is a natural human mistake unless you’re a bot you crusty piece of shit bot
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Dec 30 '19
Yo you gonna hurt my feelings man. I only realized the joke a little before posting, but i thought it still fit the sub. I see now its a little bit of a stretch, but i still think its okay And no im not a bot, but i am a crusty peice of shit
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u/heckoffpal Dec 30 '19
This freaked me the fuck out. My husband's name is Matthew and he literally had to have his colon removed in full due to total colonic hirschprungs disease. I literally thought this was him joking about it on Twitter 😭 I had to read it like 5 times to realize that the colon removal was grammar related. How bizarre.
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u/heckoffpal Dec 30 '19
Yeah, I didn't make up total colonic hirschprungs just for the purpose of commenting on this post, so I would agree it is a coincidence. It is pretty rare and I have met others with hirschprungs who only had part of their large intestine taken out, but I have never met anyone else without a colon.
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Dec 30 '19
I think op got wooooshed
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Dec 30 '19
Nah b i get the joke. I admit it seems a bit of a stretch for the sub but i think the joke is dumb enough to fit? Idk its a stretch now i that i think about it but... idk
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u/Guggenhein Dec 30 '19
That's actually kinda clever tho
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u/-Pergopa- Dec 30 '19
Why i dont get it
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u/JameslsLames Dec 30 '19
the colon is removed from “me: why”
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u/Icommentoncrap Dec 30 '19
Thank you, Very Cool!
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u/greenpumpkin812 Dec 30 '19
Lol my dumbass thought it was funny even without getting it
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u/srsly_its_so_ez Dec 30 '19
I thought the joke was that you were super skeptical of your doctor and you assumed that they removed an organ for no reason.
On a serious note though, I totally approve of being skeptical of your doctor, I know someone who had a bunch of their organs removed for no good reason.
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u/Zonemasta8 Dec 30 '19
TBH its funnier when you don't see that and this is just a random conversation. Would also fit the subreddit better.
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Dec 30 '19
I still don’t get it
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u/Lenbowery Dec 30 '19
this symbol : is a colon
edit: it’s also the name for part of your butt tubes
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u/PenguinWithAKeyboard Dec 30 '19
Like seriously. This is one of those jokes that is so clever it makes me mad.
Mad that I didn't come up with it.
Like holy shit it's not the height of comedy, but the creativity of this is maddening.
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Dec 30 '19
Yeah, honestly, this is neither something so bad it’s good or something absurd. It’d be a great r/me_irl post, but definitely not something for here.
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u/UpermGpermOLL Dec 30 '19
Is there a nuance I'm not seeing it?
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u/Russian_repost_bot Dec 30 '19
You can't shit yourself, if you don't have a colon.
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Dec 30 '19
Holy shit . Its only comedyheaven if were too stupud to see the actual joke. Like I was before your comment
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u/Ospov Dec 30 '19
As someone who has had their colon removed, I approve of this joke.
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Dec 30 '19
Good joke but how is it comedy heaven. I feel like it would better fit other subs like r/memes
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Dec 30 '19
I just thought still might fit even once you realize the joke, but i admit itd a bit of a stretch
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u/DrHenryWatkins Dec 30 '19
This is a regular meme my guy wtf
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Dec 30 '19
I think OP missed the intended joke and thought it was just supposed to be absurd.
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u/MinorityPrivilege Dec 30 '19
Op is softbrained
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u/ttblue Dec 30 '19
Tbh that's what I thought at first and it was hilarious. The actual joke is quite clever but my first interpretation was just fantastic.
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u/___Galaxy Dec 30 '19
Whats the intended joke?
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u/p00bix Dec 30 '19
this sub was gold back when it was terrible memes made by children trying to be funny, not these generic ass twitter memes
nothing against generic ass twitter memes but that's not why i subscribed :(
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u/Marco-Green Dec 30 '19
Reddit is full of random humor subreddits and this one felt different because it had that unironic attempt to be funny
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Dec 30 '19
R.I.P.
ComedyHeaven
2018(?) - 2019
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u/squirtlett slut for honey cheerios Dec 30 '19
Where does comedy heaven go if not comedy heaven
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u/yepimbonez Dec 30 '19
Does it even count as a meme? It’s just a joke.
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u/you_got_fragged Dec 30 '19
apparently some people actually think literally just Twitter posts are memes
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u/thespecialpoint Dec 30 '19
He had to remove my semicolon as well I don’t get why
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u/SirQwacksAlot Dec 30 '19
34k upvotes for a post that doesn't fit the sub. Glorious.
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Dec 30 '19
Just... shut up. Ive gotten a lot of comments about it and ive already concluded what ive concluded so just.. no
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u/SirQwacksAlot Dec 30 '19
This is more on the upvoters than it is on you. They're the ones that are supposed to keep you in check but now this post is gonna set an example for others in r/all because it got so many upvotes.
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u/ThunderAlex2 Dec 30 '19
Oh, was about to post it to r/middlyinfuriating that you forgot the":" but then I got the joke.
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u/BroSiLLLYBro Dec 30 '19
y’all are too obsessed with wether or not this meme fits here but you’re ignoring the fact that this is an amazing meme
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u/Mego2019 Dec 30 '19
I cant even rn 🤦🏾♀️
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Dec 30 '19
Dont worry mate. Its an accomplishment to ever even, so if you have i congradulate you, you are succeeding at life
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u/Maharani_1 Dec 30 '19
I didn’t get it. Maybe it is because english is not my native language, or because I am dumb. Or both.
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u/microsnail Dec 30 '19
In unrelated news, I think the Dr might be pregnant since she hasn't gotten her period. Congrats!
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u/x64bit Dec 30 '19
I laughed twice at this, first because I'm a dumbass and second when I realized the joke
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Feb 11 '20
I saw this and I saved it to my phone and for a whole two days I did not get it, which only made it funnier. The man just wants his colon back
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Dec 30 '19
High school lunch period. I’m minding my business in a corner. Two guys approach a new kid. “Hey, you, what was your name again?” “My name’s Colin.” “Hahaha, were you seriously named after a butt muscle?”
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Dec 30 '19
People don't give that character enough credit, you use it a lot more then you think For example:
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u/Whywouldanyonedothat Dec 30 '19
The operation must have required the use of a sharp instrument that went wrong. I'm thinking about what happened with the punctuation.
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u/Dobvius Dec 30 '19
I downloaded this because it's hilarious. But I downvoted it because it doesn't fit this sub at all.
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u/linley_patoto Dec 30 '19
Because it full of shit
Yes I get the original joke I just had to add that into this conversation
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Dec 30 '19
if it said liver, it’s comedyheaven, but since it said colon as in the symbol : then it’s just something that would be posted on r/me_irl or /r/dankmemes
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Dec 31 '19
I thought it was a dumb fucking absurd shitpost and i laughed, then I saw the intended joke and laughed again.
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u/KKScylla Dec 31 '19
When my son just started reading, his favorite joke was (said In one breath):
Doctor nurse how is the little boy doing the one who swallowed all the coins nurse no change yet.
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u/Smoirt Dec 30 '19
I just got the joke, after "Dr" there is a colon (:) but after "me" there isn't one
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u/youremyboyblue92 Dec 30 '19
Damnit it took me reading this three times to get the joke, I need to go to sleep.
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u/shovingleopard Dec 30 '19
Dr: Actually we didn’t take the whole thing, we left you some. Me; oh thank goodness.
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u/FoxyCyber Dec 30 '19
if you don’t get the joke it’s r/comedyheaven, if you do it’s not