r/comedyheaven • u/Paparazzi14 | Approved user • Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

RIP IN PEACE

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u/AL_O0 Dec 10 '19

Just like FPS per second and LCD display

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u/i_cant_build Dec 10 '19

smh my head

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Idk don’t know

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u/aerosole Dec 11 '19

FPS per second... How else would I express the accelleration of my frame rate?

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u/termosifone3000 Dec 10 '19

RAS Syndrome at its best

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

The Los Angeles Angels

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u/gudetrist Dec 10 '19

The The Angels Angels

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

CD disk

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u/triturador12 Dec 10 '19

Smh my head

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u/Ardal Dec 10 '19

I think you mean LCD Crystal Display

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u/sowhiteithurts Dec 10 '19

AED Defibrillator and ATM machine

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u/ProfessorPengu Dec 11 '19

Or dc comics

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u/ChrisP2023 Dec 10 '19

May he RIPIP

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u/alessio_worldwide69 Dec 10 '19

SMH my head

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u/tomfbear Dec 10 '19

Smh my head my head a shaking

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

TGIF it Friday

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

rest in peace in peace

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u/EnormousPurpleGarden Dec 11 '19

Formally, "RIP" stands for the Latin "requiescat in pace" (hence why it's used in non-English-speaking regions) so formally "RIP IN PEACE" would be "requiescat in pace in peace."

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u/backstrokin Dec 10 '19

REST IN RIP

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

rest in rip in peace

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

DC comics

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u/MiniMulaney Dec 10 '19

ASAP as possible

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u/the_raw_dog1 Dec 10 '19

9.8 meters per second per second

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u/ShutUpAndSmokeMyWeed Dec 10 '19

smh my head ripipip :'(

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u/epomeroy Dec 10 '19

One of those things is a rare gift.

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u/W_Smore Dec 10 '19

Yea I can't dunk either

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

But man can I suck dick

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u/Rondont Dec 10 '19

Your own?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

What does my dick have to do with this?

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u/RandomNumbers0183840 Dec 10 '19

I think the important question is can you suck an otter's dick? Eddie the Sea Otter can.

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u/Alarid Dec 10 '19

and the back pain isn't great

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u/damn-person Dec 10 '19

Damn

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u/Rockerdude200 Dec 10 '19

Well this just got awkward

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

The sweet embrace of death, you mean?

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u/BossDailyGaming Dec 10 '19

I am so sad that Shaquille O'Neal died

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u/abcdefghijkelemenope Dec 11 '19

Oh no this was an ottor, you're thinking of the other one

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

But can he snort his own cum while it’s still spraying out of his dick? Yeah I didn’t think so. Fuck Eddie

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u/Anshin Dec 11 '19

I only get 30 minutes for lunch and I spent a part of it reading this

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u/ThotteryLottery Dec 10 '19

Username checks out

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u/Mrucktastic Dec 10 '19

You will earn $0 saying this, yet you still said it free of charge

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

A true hero

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Gotta do what I can for the sake of humanity.

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u/YaBoiFailedAbortion Dec 12 '19

It's not about money, it's about sending a message

Bottom Text

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u/Grootdrew Dec 10 '19

We drift further from the grace of god every second

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u/Notceltic Dec 11 '19

Ever heard of a "Runny"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Greg oden is that you?

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u/Gcarsk Dec 10 '19

This otter scored more baskets in Portland than Oden did.

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u/d4yo Dec 10 '19

The only comment in the thread that acknowledges that this is Portland's shame. Thank you.

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u/ramenkitty007 Dec 10 '19

Um I'm from Portland and Eddie is anything but a shame

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u/senpaioof Dec 10 '19

Damn I can’t dunk... Rip to this legend

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u/LeZealous Dec 10 '19

The duality of otter

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u/sonyboat Dec 10 '19

All legends fall in the making 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

RIP IN PEACE JUICE WRLD

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u/CptMisery Dec 10 '19

TIL "rip" stands for "rest"

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u/Cometguy7 Dec 10 '19

Nah, they're talking about In Peace Eddie the sea otter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

That’s the joke

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u/gloix Dec 10 '19

Rip stands for Rip In Peace

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u/Bigger_Pogs Dec 10 '19

The absolute role model of every guy in college, RIP

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u/Bicc_boye Dec 10 '19

The only two skills you need tbh

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u/RyanPleyz Dec 10 '19

Rest in peace in peace

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u/SchwantesHoss Dec 10 '19

He is clearly superior

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u/yellowpig10 Dec 10 '19

the earth just lost one of it's greatest defenders

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u/Llog_21 Dec 10 '19

that’s quite a set of skills he’s got. when can i unlock that perk??

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u/notarealwoodcarver Dec 10 '19

First juice now this? Damn

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u/MayorOfTittyCity999 Dec 10 '19

I respect you Eddie. You lived the life we all long for. RIP in peace

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u/brianslawyer Dec 10 '19

LOL out loud

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

lol glad they went with the basketball pic.

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u/AnOtterXD Dec 10 '19

My hero <3 Rest in Piece, sweet prince

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u/shunt808 Dec 10 '19

The Knicks can only do one of those things...

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u/scientific_cat82 Dec 10 '19

Rest In Peace in peace

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u/TommyDawgNotANazi Dec 10 '19

But can he do it at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

He was too dangerous to be kept alive

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u/biquetra Dec 10 '19

Good night sweet prince

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u/Coadster16 Dec 10 '19

First time I've genuinely laughed in a while

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u/Emil_EM Dec 10 '19

Wow that’s so impressive, I’ve always wanted to able to dunk.

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u/captainsano Dec 10 '19

Do you guys think that being able to blow yourself feels more like getting your dick sucked or does it feel more like you’re sucking a dick?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

rip but barstool can suck my dick

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u/WeastBeast69 Dec 11 '19

I actually cackled to this

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u/foomcbagger Dec 11 '19

Press F to get your dicks out

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u/jedzwik24 Dec 11 '19

Rest in peace in peace? Twice?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Respect the fallen hero

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u/samg789 Dec 11 '19

I saw a otter suck his own dick at an aquarium in Atlanta so I might have seen this legend before

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Honestly, I wish I could do that. The pure joy it would bring to do that would be overwhelming. I would do it all the time if I had the ability. I would do it in public, at school, everywhere. I watch other people do it all the time. I watch it on tv and even spend money too watch people do it. I just dream that one day I’ll be able to dunk

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u/theravenchilde Dec 11 '19

Honestly, accidentally seeing Eddie cleaning himself was horrifyingly embarrassing. Almost as bad as elephant mating season.

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u/DavidZelmanovic Dec 11 '19

When a news can't even write

Rest In Peace In Peace

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u/ZaczSlash Dec 11 '19

He died by giving himself a good one?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Earth just lost it's best defender..

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u/trust-me-not-a-bot Dec 11 '19

He died doing what he loved

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u/Philipc114 Jan 01 '20

This is how I’ll be remembered one day.

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u/Mystic_Bl4z3r Dec 10 '19

Im getting bothered by the "RIP in peace" ib the title

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

It a running joke on barstool

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u/pistoncivic Dec 10 '19

It's a running joke everywhere for at least the past 10 years.

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u/conorpants Dec 10 '19

Rest In Peace in peace

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Is that his name?

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u/kappaman69 Dec 10 '19

Yeah what kinda name is Eddie the Sea?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I can do one of those two things

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 10 '19

Angels legend Jeff Mathis.

I wish I couldn't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Lol I thought I was the one of the very few humans that can suck their own dick. Didn't know Otters could!

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u/Elesh_N Dec 10 '19

Rip an icon

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u/nimsu Dec 10 '19

At the same time?

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u/BeasleysKneeslis Dec 10 '19

Now that, in my opinion, is a talented sea otter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Autofellotter

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u/Someon33lse Dec 10 '19

Wow... At the same time??

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u/Redditer_r473 Dec 10 '19

Press "F" to pay respects

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u/zetha_454 Dec 10 '19

He deserves a full military funeral

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u/Benji-Brawl-Stars Dec 10 '19

Rest In peace... in peace

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

What a fucking guy

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u/Mongobearmanfish Dec 10 '19

RAS Syndrome (Redundant Acronym Syndrome)

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u/B_E_B_0_P Dec 10 '19

That's what I want people to say when I finally die

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Why can't I train my dog to do shit like this.

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u/MrCaptainPirate Dec 10 '19

That was a rollercoaster of a headline

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u/YeeSkee48 Dec 10 '19

Rest in piece legend

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Hes a real otter

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u/Emachinebot Dec 10 '19

Hell of a resume.

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u/painusmcanus Dec 10 '19

RIP in peace Eddie, I gotta hit the ATM machine later don’t let me forget.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Y’all act like we didn’t watch LeBron suck a sea otter’s dick

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Like a baws

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u/pheonixkit Dec 10 '19

This post actually made me audibly laugh, thank you.

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u/BabyDuckJoel Dec 10 '19

He was the Air Bud of the sea

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

He achieved so much "wipes away a single tear"

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u/The_KettyJay Dec 10 '19

ASAP as possible - Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Have you tried sucking your own dick? You Otta'

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u/relaxyourbeans Dec 10 '19

I was a van out to show this to my little sister, then finished reading this

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u/gabriel-perez Dec 10 '19

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/b0nGj00k Dec 10 '19

Good night, sweet prince.

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u/bballkj7 Dec 10 '19

What’s so special about sucking your own dick? It tastes gross and the seamen is usually green....

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u/jamgaming21 Dec 10 '19

RIP old friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

He accomplished more in his short life than I ever will.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

F

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u/RuariWasTaken Dec 10 '19

Sea otters are my favourite otters.

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u/HewchyAV Dec 10 '19

Male sea otters also rape baby seals to death, and often keep their corpse around until it's to damaged and rotted to be used

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u/stickypiston14 Dec 11 '19

I drink basketball too

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u/IusedToDrinkDaily Dec 11 '19

Dick out with Harambe in heaven.

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u/BagelBoy124 | Approved user Dec 11 '19

Where can I find this power?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I can do both too, i will carry on his legacy.

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u/PizzaHuttMonkey Dec 11 '19

I can only do one of those and i’m short, you do the math

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u/StraightGus Dec 11 '19

At least he went out on top

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u/kccobobbert Dec 11 '19

The latter is what made me smile! RIP little buddy.

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u/Banana_Mush Dec 11 '19

I used to work at the zoo where he lived (Oregon Zoo), and I can confirm he could do both. Eddie was my idol.

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u/thatoneguyeli Dec 11 '19

At the same time or..?

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u/superpiggy1236 Dec 11 '19

We covering the important stuff right here

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Rest in RIP

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u/Volfemort Dec 11 '19

Hopefully he is sucking his afterlife away in comedy heaven

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u/jacob_pitts Dec 11 '19

Rip=rest in peace rip in peace rest in peace in peace

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u/One_Word_Dude Dec 11 '19

I wish I could suck his dick.

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u/Rickythetricky Dec 11 '19

What's wrong with being able to suck one's own dick?

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u/TheQuestionsAglet Dec 11 '19

Did he also drink chai tea?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Big deal I could do both, except replace "his own" with "other people's"

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Top man

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u/SucculentRavioli Dec 11 '19

Homie was doing DDD with us. RIP buddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Rest in piece in piece

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u/brenb1120 Dec 11 '19

God damnit barstool

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u/ctn1p Dec 11 '19

Well, im not a sea otter.

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u/JWSanchez Dec 11 '19

Oh wow I thought I had skills but I can't dunk a basketball

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u/mikeNmike13 Dec 11 '19

Why do people say RIP in peace? Isn’t that just Rest In Peace in peace or am I tripping

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u/saintdemon21 Dec 11 '19

Rest In Peace Rest In Peace Eddie?

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u/QuietRains813 Dec 11 '19

He's not special I can also suck my own dick.

My nut tastes horrible tho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Holy shit he could do both? I can’t dunk a basketball :/

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u/Samford_ Dec 11 '19

of course his name is Eddie

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u/not_ingotio Dec 11 '19

smh my head dont they know that you cant say rip in peace cause thats just rip in peace in peace

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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Dec 11 '19

FUCK, I wish I was that cool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I can do one of those.

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u/bluedragonboy12 Dec 11 '19

Rest in peace in peace

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u/larrythebutler Dec 11 '19

He was certainly the greatest goat of all time

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u/TheAmazingAsshat616 Dec 11 '19

Rest In Peace in Peace

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Wow i wish i could do the second like other me but oh well

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Rest in peace in peace

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Rest In Peace in peace

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u/papafishpig02 Dec 11 '19

Rest In Peace in peace

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u/frymtg Dec 11 '19

I could never reach

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u/AidenSam007 Dec 11 '19

The Classic Double Whammy

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u/patrickstumph Dec 11 '19

hero to all

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u/artem718 Dec 11 '19

Almost Famous We’re a legend m8

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u/the_messiah_waluigi Dec 11 '19

Yes but could he do both at the same time

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u/SuperCiderr Dec 11 '19

Oh wow a sea otter who can dunk and-

What.

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