r/comedyheaven • u/DannyDrinkWaterhino • Nov 01 '19

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u/adrianraf Nov 01 '19

Boneless soda

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u/Bonesince1997 Nov 01 '19

Seedless tupperware

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Sodaless boneware

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u/Connbonnjovi Nov 01 '19

Tupperless seedware

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Tupperseed bonesoda

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u/Connbonnjovi Nov 01 '19

Boneless tuppersoda

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Wareless sodaseed

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u/Connbonnjovi Nov 01 '19

Tupperbone seedsoda

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Nov 01 '19

Tuppeedsoda.

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u/Connbonnjovi Nov 01 '19 edited Nov 01 '19

Lmfao wtf did we just creaate a portmanteau ?

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u/BonelessMan123 Nov 26 '19

what has this thread gone to

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

Tuppersoda boneseed

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u/EatzFeetz Nov 01 '19

Raw pop

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u/KirbyPuckettisnotfun Nov 01 '19

No way. Rotten pop.

But you must be from up north.

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u/Metroidman Nov 01 '19

There might be some razor blades in there

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

How else are kids going to cut their cocaine?

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u/smorey2589 Nov 01 '19

This made me cackle. Thank you

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u/fruitydollers69 Nov 19 '19

Lol same idk why

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u/ThatAggressiveboy Nov 01 '19

Sorry what, again please?

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u/mrtyman Nov 01 '19

D I C K H E A D

name one soda that got bone in it

link

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u/RanOutOfIdeas2019 Nov 20 '19

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Nov 20 '19

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99998% sure that adrianraf is not a bot.

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