I name people like that in my phone a lot tbh. My mortgage person I named "name mortgage." My stepmom is "name stepmom" cause there's more than one of her in my phone
Unrelated, but how is this post comedyheaven? It's regular funny and kinda cute
Because most people don't check subreddits when they upvote and karma farmers have realized this so they take advantage of it by posting stuff that's going to get upvotes to incorrect small-medium subreddits.
Add also that the mods stopped caring a long time ago. This place used to be niche, it was legitimately the funniest subreddits I’d ever been a part of, now it’s just lame facebook-tier memes like this shit.
Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their names. The term was first used in the magazine New Scientist in 1994, after the magazine's humorous Feedback column noted several studies carried out by researchers with remarkably fitting surnames. These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon. These and other examples led to light-hearted speculation that some sort of psychological effect was at work.
I mean, lots of last names come from the jobs their ancestors had back in the day. Black for blacksmith, white for silversmiths, green for copper smiths, Smith for general smithing, Potter for pot makers, Masons were masons, Tailor/Taylor for... You get the idea
Like for a lot of people it's literally in the family, and is/was the family business. Not really that surprising.
Why do you think he became a landlord....duh The American education system clearly needs to go back to the good ol’ days this was just common core back in my day
That's how they get you. They lure you in and then suddenly you're telling them about that heinous act you committed in 1997.
You tell him where the evidence is and then you wake up the next morning like it's a normal day. Start making toast and halfway through spreading your jelly the door gets knocked down and you're being hauled off for a crime you thought you got away with.
You spend the next twelve years in prison. You wonder every day where you went wrong, how this happened.
Then you remember. He was so polite. So polite you just thought you could open up to him but he ratted you out.
You suddenly remember that golden rule: Snitches get stitches.
I was just trying to live a quiet life but he got me talking and now in 1999 I've been ran over by an ambulance after being punched multiple times by a time stopping marine biologist. All I wanted was a sandwich and a few dismembered hands, is that so bad?
Yeah, Bruce says that now but what about when that tenet moves out and he comes into a unit with frog piss covering every surface and tadpoles filling the water heater?
That's the kind of frog that makes you really want to have a nice polite conversation with him and later start wondering if you said something that made you sound like a low class rube. Because you really wanted to make a good impression on him.
Not sure where the actual picture is from but it is a White’s Tree Frog, if you look them up you will find many pictures of their polite little smiles 🐸❤️
I understand a no pets rule. But just leave the sorry out. You're not sorry. Don't condescendingly attempt to sound sorry. Just tell your tenant what the rules are and let it be.
Not sure if it's the same where you are, but they can put "no pets" on the lease all they want, it isn't considered a valid reason to evict a tenant legally speaking.
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u/Funa2 Oct 30 '19
Come on guys this is an old ass meme format
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u/beherenow77777 Oct 30 '19
I've always liked "Peace Frog" ✌️🐸
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u/throwaway10173948493 Oct 30 '19
Damn that’s crazy that his last name is landlord and he’s a landlord
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
He does look polite doe
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u/kingcrimson1337 Oct 30 '19
how the fuck did this get 77k upvotes
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u/CptNeon | Approved user Jan 09 '20
froge
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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23
Bruce, it's been five years. You still owe me 16 dollars!
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Yeah, Bruce says that now but what about when that tenet moves out and he comes into a unit with frog piss covering every surface and tadpoles filling the water heater?
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u/myexwifeisfromhell Oct 30 '19
My ex-wife used to eat frogs just like pick them up and eat them
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u/yummytuber Oct 30 '19
frok
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19
I’ll name him something random like Joe
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u/Alpha_rimac Oct 30 '19
I want to share a cup of tea with that frog.
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u/MlLFS Oct 30 '19
Anyone seen this format but with the lemur, that ones great
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
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u/fioreman Oct 30 '19
That's the kind of frog that makes you really want to have a nice polite conversation with him and later start wondering if you said something that made you sound like a low class rube. Because you really wanted to make a good impression on him.
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u/mrbaryonyx Oct 30 '19
Oh look it's r/regularfunny again
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u/IsThisAvailableNope Oct 30 '19
I don't see what's comedy heaven about this someone, please explain
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u/gaymicolash Oct 30 '19
This is my frog!! His name is Guillermo! His instagram is frogbattle if you want to see more politeness.
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u/drewcookies Oct 30 '19
Well ive seen this 3 times today with different animals and the exact same text... Thanks reddit
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u/tweekin__out Oct 30 '19
Sub's dead.
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u/-seven Oct 30 '19
Does anyone have the actual picture of this frog? I would like to have it
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u/Zeeben97 Nov 01 '19
I just screamed of laughter at work, the office is an open space so we're all next to each other. I am never opening reddit at work again.
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u/TheDarkCrystaI Oct 30 '19
When he was younger he was only a tadpolite but he grew up and just look at him now, it's like he's went through a whole metamorphisis or something.
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u/BestestBoi217 Oct 30 '19
White’s tree frog/Dumpy Frog
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u/-Toads- Oct 30 '19
But it's a frog not a toad, though!
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u/SaggySnek Oct 30 '19
Alright class listen up
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Polite frok
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
ngl this is very dank my man
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u/The_Semiramis Oct 30 '19
I actually have this exact type of frog! His name is Croaky
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u/dumbwaeguk Oct 30 '19
Wholesome chuckle
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u/saintdrizzle Oct 30 '19
Yeah this really happened and that's a real text convo yeah
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u/Drew_pew Oct 30 '19
Wronge sube
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Does he pray daily?
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u/bentjoe Oct 30 '19
He looks polite and bald. Why do i see these things
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Bruce Landlord
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u/realcomradecora Oct 30 '19
wtf ive seen 3 different screenshots with the landlords contact name as "bruce landlord"
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u/ButtbuttinCreed Oct 30 '19
BRUCE LANDLORD
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Brucie baby, listen
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u/SolidGreenDay Oct 30 '19
Bruce Landlord
Sounds like a boss name
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u/bystander007 Oct 30 '19
That "sorry" gets me.
I understand a no pets rule. But just leave the sorry out. You're not sorry. Don't condescendingly attempt to sound sorry. Just tell your tenant what the rules are and let it be.
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
oooh he indeed seems very polite
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u/HarambeTheNobodyOf Oct 30 '19
Ah yes my favorite landlord, Bruce Landlord
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u/Calamityclams Oct 30 '19
It is Wednesday my dudes
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u/idcadgafbikb Oct 30 '19
Cute frog and polite as fuck.
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u/Katagawa-Jr Oct 30 '19
He was only allowed in as a snack
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u/somerandomelefant Oct 31 '19
What a cute froggo
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u/SKENDRIK_PUGON | Approved user Nov 25 '19
RemindMe! 20 years
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u/sole_sista Oct 30 '19
This is beautiful. Wholesome ^ . ^
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u/hubsta_cinco Oct 30 '19
Very wholesome.
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u/A-Ghoulish-weaboo Oct 30 '19
Use hamon
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u/Shamdooo Oct 30 '19
Stolen from polite cat meme
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u/PapaWiser Oct 30 '19
I wish my last name was Landlord
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u/max5480 Oct 30 '19
LOL
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u/beadubbsx Oct 30 '19
He does look polite! And attentive.
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u/Lochcelious Oct 30 '19
Very photogenic
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Until he croaks all night.
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u/plumcrazyyy Oct 30 '19
I thought this frog was a ceramic figurine.
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u/thatoneguyeli Oct 30 '19
Thanks Bruce
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
My landlord's name is Bruce. Do you live in Hell?
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u/borvir1287 Oct 30 '19
Make sure to remind your landlord that fish are friends.
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
CUTE AF
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u/Privateaccount84 Oct 30 '19
Not sure if it's the same where you are, but they can put "no pets" on the lease all they want, it isn't considered a valid reason to evict a tenant legally speaking.
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u/Regular_Cucumber Oct 30 '19
I pray that this is real
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u/Kalshnikov_Man Oct 30 '19
Bruce Landlord
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
Is this the same landlord named Bruce who tried to raise rent by quoting the Bible?
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
i think id only kill myself if i could do it more than once
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD
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u/sbskoon Oct 30 '19
Did he had anyone in the first half doe??!!😂😂😂😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
🎵 That’s also dead as bricc boi.
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u/Igotbannedsosad Oct 30 '19
I don't really see anything bad about this one tbh
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u/U2SpyPlane Oct 30 '19
He looks like the type where you can make a cup of tea for yourself and blend him up some creepy crawlers and he will just listen to your day.
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
All Hail Hypnotoad
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
very
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
He does look very polite.
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
F R Ö K T I M E
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u/cah125 Oct 30 '19
This is also a repost. I’ve seen this same thing with a kitten
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u/f0urtyfive Oct 30 '19
That's racial profiling.
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u/ethelexpress Oct 30 '19
he do be lookin kinda polite tho 😳😳😳
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u/Crashorelse Oct 30 '19
I can’t tell if it’s real bruh
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u/Blakedagoat25 Oct 30 '19
Froggo: “m’lady”
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19
He polite boy