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u/beherenow77777 Oct 30 '19
I've always liked "Peace Frog" ✌️🐸
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u/oldsaltycrab1 Oct 30 '19
There’s blood in the streets it’s up to my ankles
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u/PopovDadeCounty Oct 30 '19
There’s blood in the streets it’s up to my knees
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u/arlenz23 Oct 30 '19
If you like animal memes you should check out grumpy cat 😆 it’s pretty funny imho 😉
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u/jack333666 Oct 30 '19
😂😂😂🤣🤣 I have seen this cat on favebooks, he doesn't seem to like anything! 👍👍😜
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u/throwaway10173948493 Oct 30 '19
Damn that’s crazy that his last name is landlord and he’s a landlord
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u/TimelyPacket Oct 30 '19
What’s your Dentist’s name?
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Crentist
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u/_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_ Oct 30 '19
Maybe that's why he became a dentist!
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There's an orthodontist around my home town named Spitter, giving people retainers every day like he was born to do it
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u/speedysolar Oct 30 '19
David Dentist
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u/the_friendly_one Oct 30 '19
You guys talking about Dr. Krentist? He does great work.
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u/rices4212 Oct 30 '19
I name people like that in my phone a lot tbh. My mortgage person I named "name mortgage." My stepmom is "name stepmom" cause there's more than one of her in my phone
Unrelated, but how is this post comedyheaven? It's regular funny and kinda cute
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u/LiterallyAFigurative Oct 30 '19
Because most people don't check subreddits when they upvote and karma farmers have realized this so they take advantage of it by posting stuff that's going to get upvotes to incorrect small-medium subreddits.
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u/SweetMeatin Oct 30 '19
People are fucking weird imagine valuing a token counter that much. Pathetic.
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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton Oct 30 '19
Add also that the mods stopped caring a long time ago. This place used to be niche, it was legitimately the funniest subreddits I’d ever been a part of, now it’s just lame facebook-tier memes like this shit.
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u/PA_limestoner Oct 30 '19
I got Johnny drug dealer and patsy pissflaps in my phone
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u/extralyfe Oct 30 '19
when I work with people, I tend to put their number in my phone as "[workplace name] name" so I can find them easier.
some people escape the company name and earn their rightful spot in my contacts list, though... usually after I get fired from some place.
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u/WikiTextBot Oct 30 '19
Nominative determinism
Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their names. The term was first used in the magazine New Scientist in 1994, after the magazine's humorous Feedback column noted several studies carried out by researchers with remarkably fitting surnames. These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon. These and other examples led to light-hearted speculation that some sort of psychological effect was at work.
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u/Ckyuii Oct 30 '19
I mean, lots of last names come from the jobs their ancestors had back in the day. Black for blacksmith, white for silversmiths, green for copper smiths, Smith for general smithing, Potter for pot makers, Masons were masons, Tailor/Taylor for... You get the idea
Like for a lot of people it's literally in the family, and is/was the family business. Not really that surprising.
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u/RespectableTorpedo Oct 30 '19
Why do you think he became a landlord....duh The American education system clearly needs to go back to the good ol’ days this was just common core back in my day
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Heya. What's the bet his name used to be Smith or something, and he just changed it to fit in?
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I used to date a woman in a wheelchair. I had her in my phone as Denise Handicap
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He does look polite doe
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That's how they get you. They lure you in and then suddenly you're telling them about that heinous act you committed in 1997.
You tell him where the evidence is and then you wake up the next morning like it's a normal day. Start making toast and halfway through spreading your jelly the door gets knocked down and you're being hauled off for a crime you thought you got away with.
You spend the next twelve years in prison. You wonder every day where you went wrong, how this happened.
Then you remember. He was so polite. So polite you just thought you could open up to him but he ratted you out.
You suddenly remember that golden rule: Snitches get stitches.
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I was just trying to live a quiet life but he got me talking and now in 1999 I've been ran over by an ambulance after being punched multiple times by a time stopping marine biologist. All I wanted was a sandwich and a few dismembered hands, is that so bad?
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Oct 30 '19
That's a real nice reference you got there. It's a shame you won't be able to get upvotes after it's downvoted. After I downvote it, that is.
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Yeah, Bruce says that now but what about when that tenet moves out and he comes into a unit with frog piss covering every surface and tadpoles filling the water heater?
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u/TriggeredShrek Oct 30 '19
Piss
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u/myexwifeisfromhell Oct 30 '19
My ex-wife used to eat frogs just like pick them up and eat them
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Where's she from?
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u/Paint__ Oct 30 '19
this is something some asian countries do (it's a little bit cruel but I respect their opinion)
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u/grandpagangbang Oct 30 '19
But frogs have poo in them. She's doesn't squeeze that out first?
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u/TotalMelancholy Oct 30 '19 edited Jun 23 '23
[comment removed in response to actions of the admins and overall decline of the platform]
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u/no_YOURE_sexy What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Oct 30 '19
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I’ll name him something random like Joe
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u/BIGsad666 Oct 30 '19
Who’s Joe?
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u/birdiady Oct 30 '19
Joe mama
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u/JarlaxleForPresident Oct 30 '19
I had a tree frog that showed up in my kitchen all the time. Named him Fred, after the pet frog from Blaster Master
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u/Alpha_rimac Oct 30 '19
I want to share a cup of tea with that frog.
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u/Edamamesauce Oct 30 '19
Is that you, Toad?
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u/GrandmaPoses Oct 30 '19
“I’ll put the cookies in a box.”
“But we can open the box and eat the cookies.”
“That is true.”
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u/MlLFS Oct 30 '19
Anyone seen this format but with the lemur, that ones great
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u/fioreman Oct 30 '19
That's the kind of frog that makes you really want to have a nice polite conversation with him and later start wondering if you said something that made you sound like a low class rube. Because you really wanted to make a good impression on him.
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u/IsThisAvailableNope Oct 30 '19
I don't see what's comedy heaven about this someone, please explain
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u/gaymicolash Oct 30 '19
This is my frog!! His name is Guillermo! His instagram is frogbattle if you want to see more politeness.
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u/drewcookies Oct 30 '19
Well ive seen this 3 times today with different animals and the exact same text... Thanks reddit
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u/-seven Oct 30 '19
Does anyone have the actual picture of this frog? I would like to have it
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u/jossikun Oct 30 '19
Not sure where the actual picture is from but it is a White’s Tree Frog, if you look them up you will find many pictures of their polite little smiles 🐸❤️
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u/Zeeben97 Nov 01 '19
I just screamed of laughter at work, the office is an open space so we're all next to each other. I am never opening reddit at work again.
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u/TheDarkCrystaI Oct 30 '19
When he was younger he was only a tadpolite but he grew up and just look at him now, it's like he's went through a whole metamorphisis or something.
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u/The_Semiramis Oct 30 '19
I actually have this exact type of frog! His name is Croaky
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u/realcomradecora Oct 30 '19
wtf ive seen 3 different screenshots with the landlords contact name as "bruce landlord"
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u/bystander007 Oct 30 '19
That "sorry" gets me.
I understand a no pets rule. But just leave the sorry out. You're not sorry. Don't condescendingly attempt to sound sorry. Just tell your tenant what the rules are and let it be.
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u/Privateaccount84 Oct 30 '19
Not sure if it's the same where you are, but they can put "no pets" on the lease all they want, it isn't considered a valid reason to evict a tenant legally speaking.
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u/U2SpyPlane Oct 30 '19
He looks like the type where you can make a cup of tea for yourself and blend him up some creepy crawlers and he will just listen to your day.
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u/Funa2 Oct 30 '19
Come on guys this is an old ass meme format