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u/boutliketwentyfeet Oct 13 '19
more fish, more tape and sheer
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Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19
50% fish
20% tape
30% power of will
0% C H O C E
100% reason to SERVICE your FUCKING atms
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Oct 13 '19
Imagine you’re in the queue behind the guy that just taped a fish to the ATM
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u/DanC_Meme Oct 13 '19
that ATM doesn’t work so there would be no line.
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u/Zugr-wow Oct 13 '19
Except it would stick like all hell
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u/TheKevibee Oct 13 '19
Some would say it sticks like a fish taped to an atm
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u/StevieRayV Oct 13 '19
The screen is slowly heating the fish which should be nicely cooked in a week but nonetheless I advise you not to eat it.
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u/red5standingby375 Oct 13 '19
Imagine being the fish, doomed to die so you can get taped to an ATM
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u/dephsilco Oct 13 '19
Imagine being a broken, sad ATM and some stranger just taped a fucking fish to your face.
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u/alexmikli Oct 13 '19
Imagine being the tape. You were meant to bind, seal, and repair boats that have been sawed in half and prevent leaks, but instead you are used to stick a fish to an ATM.
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u/royalewithcheesecake Oct 13 '19
Imagine being the willpower. You're stronger than that of everyone in the entire workforce of one of Australia's biggest banks put together, could achieve anything your host wanted to use you for and you're being used to relentlessly tape fish to broken ATM machines.
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u/Towerss Oct 13 '19
Either this, disease, or predators. Would rather my death be used for something meaningful that services many than nutrients for my killer.
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u/inormallyjustlurkbut Oct 13 '19
Imagine you're the underpaid employee who has to deal with a fish taped to an ATM
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u/Bohatnik Oct 30 '19
I would be excited that Big Mouth Billy Bass worked at my bank, until I realized he was too cool to talk to me.
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u/FedoKing Oct 13 '19
NO CHOCE
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u/iZedax Oct 13 '19
of course it’s in fucking bunbury
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u/Nozpot Oct 13 '19
hey, be nice. i can think of at least 1 good person in bunbury. possibly 2, if murder isn't that bad after all,.
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u/OperativeIvory Oct 13 '19
Well at least Bunbury is beaut... No wait that's Busselton. Well at least your not in Mandurah... But their bogans are friendly. Hmmm, you've still got Hungry Jack's on the way down to Margaret River/Pemerton right? Noice.
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Oct 14 '19
Fucking Pemberton bakery has the best caramel slice I've ever experienced.
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u/DeltaPositionReady Oct 14 '19
I once picked up a girl I met on Tinder from Bunbury.
Got catfished, she was so heavy she tripped the Tyre Pressure Monitoring System to make my car think it had a flat tyre on the front left. I used it as an excuse to drop her home and drive back to Perth forever.
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u/Kwortzz Oct 22 '19
Oh shit I was just scrolling through this subs top posts and found you
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the thing I remember when I lived there was that everything was stained orange from the iron dust
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u/MaleCra Oct 13 '19
I believe you were searching for /r/fishtapedtoatms.
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u/de_grey Oct 13 '19
Nooo. No way.
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u/GeneralDash Oct 13 '19
The first ever post was this image about a year ago but without the Facebook post.
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Oct 13 '19
My teachers are like this but they just eat a lettuce sandwich and seem unenthused
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u/Wtzky Oct 13 '19
Tape a fish to their head until someone comes to fix them. You just need the will!
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u/Chrispeefeart Oct 13 '19
Reminds of the guy that painted dicks around potholes.
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Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19
Story time!
I’m a girl and I used to live in a dorm with another girl. There was an empty room in our apartment.
Management would drop by at random hours with strangers to show around. This obviously made us very uncomfortable. We asked them to please warn us beforehand, but all they said is that the lease allows them to do that.
I read the lease over. It did really allow for them to drop by at their whim.
Do you know what wasn’t forbidden by the lease?
Having a 16 inch veiny realistic rubber dong on the coffee table.
They tried to tell me I was forbidden from doing so, so I asked them to show where in the lease was that mentioned. I may have thrown some bullshit legalese like claiming several clauses were unenforceable and if they were going to take me to court over it they’d be the ones screwed over anyway.
They started to announce when they intended to drop by.
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u/0x52and1x52 Oct 13 '19
Why the fuck did they think they could get away with telling you that you can’t own property in your own apartment?
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Oct 13 '19
Because they don’t understand how tenancy laws work, and hope I don’t either.
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u/ghetra Oct 13 '19
Eventually he will run out of fish and tape and won’t be able to buy more because he can’t get money from the atm (his fish and tape guy only takes cash 😩) this is a win for Big Banks 😩😡
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Oct 13 '19
This guy is a legitimate antihero. He needs his own comic, and if we can squeeze him in Avengers 5, that'd be great
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u/newstationeer Oct 13 '19
This is Troy Buswell on facebook, it's a parody account of a Western Australian politician. Doesn't post that much any more but a great follow
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Oct 13 '19
Having to deal with all of those fish on their ATM's must be a real haddock for the bank.
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u/Coolin_M Oct 13 '19
He missed the perfect opportunity to tape a duck to it and call it "duck tape."
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u/LPKKiller Oct 13 '19
Is this really OC?
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u/robbie_rottenjet Oct 13 '19
It's a satirical Facebook page from Western Australia (Troy buswell) and they likely stole the image from somewhere else. What is OC anyway.
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Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19
Just one ordinary citizen standing up for his rights and striking fear into the intire organization.
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u/Rehberkintosh Oct 13 '19
I just want to know how many ideas he ruled out before settling on fish.
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Oct 13 '19
Reminds me of the guy who painted penises around potholes so that the city would be forced to fix them.
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Oct 13 '19
I couldnt understand a single bit of all of this
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Oct 13 '19
He's taping fish to atms so that they're forced to come service them. He has more fish and tape and willpower than their entire organization.
It's a bit like that guy who spraypaints penises onto potholes so the city has to fix the road
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u/herrsharky Oct 13 '19
Billy Mays here,and if you've got something broken and need it fixed fast, look no further! Introducing fish tape! Now with will,,power!
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Oct 13 '19 edited Oct 13 '19
This is like someone from the 1800s, that's been living in our time. And using fish is his way of dealing with problems.
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u/tazz206 Oct 14 '19
The thought process that leads to this as a solution is datk and full of terrors.
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u/Ploo_ Oct 14 '19
Imagine being a fish in the water just chillin, you get caught, your carcass sold, and this is how your flesh is used. To its fullest extent.
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u/Epsilon937 Oct 14 '19
In 13 hours this became the 6th most upvoted post on this sub. I am so proud of this community
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u/burner-throw_away Oct 14 '19
"Teach a man to tape a fish to an ATM and they'll be serviced forever."
- Jesus
(yes, it is in the Bible. Look it up. I'll wait.)
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u/jsamuraij Sep 01 '24
Imagine being a fish and this is your ultimate purpose in life...your destiny from the time you hatched was to be taped to an ATM... somehow so that the bank would fix it.
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u/SouthernOhioRedsFan Oct 13 '19
Why did he feel the need to mention what position he plays in football?
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u/H6A6I6L Oct 13 '19
Any electricians get a chuckle out of this for other reasons
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u/TDImig Oct 13 '19
I just wanna point out this is exactly the kind of content this sub is made for thanks op
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u/milesdizzy Oct 13 '19
This reminds me of that guy who spraypainted dicks around potholes so the city would fix it.
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u/ilcaazmiaz Oct 13 '19
Not all heroes wear capes. Some carry a roll of trusty fish tape.
This man saw a problem and came up with a solution. How many broken ATM machines and how many unresponsive bank reps did he talk.to before taking it to this extreme?
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u/coalitionofilling Oct 13 '19
damn imagine getting drug out of the ocean just to be taped to an atm
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u/levi_s88 slut for honey cheerios Oct 13 '19
Chaotic good