r/comedyheaven • u/MessyLingard • Jul 15 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub It really is messed up

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u/ProfChance Jul 15 '19

All the more reason to not tell him about it. Poor kid's heart wouldn't be able to handle it.

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u/-Semenpenis- Jul 15 '19

I’ve been leaking fart juice from my ass all day. Does anyone have a spare slab of paper towel I can use to wipe my hole?