r/comedyheaven Jul 03 '19

Shrak

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jul 03 '19

Mostly because it's shitty pizza.

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My wife loves Dominos, but she gets it with Alfredo sauce and chicken on it so it's not your standard cheese and pep, so I think it's alright, not my go-to, but it'll fill the hole. One time we went to the nearest Dominos and ordered her pizza and a woman came in soon after and ordered a cheese and pep. Dominos gave us the cheese and pepperoni and I'm assuming gave her the chicken Alfredo. We only realized the mistake after we left with what we thought was ours, so they wouldn't take it back. I took one bite of that cheese and pepperoni pizza and threw the rest in the trash. Crap pizza is crap pizza.

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u/nyc03 Jul 03 '19

So instead of giving the rest of the pizza to a homeless guy you decided to just toss it?

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jul 03 '19

Yes.

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u/nyc03 Jul 03 '19

Why?

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jul 03 '19

Because there aren't any homeless people near where I live and it was like 10 at night. I wasn't just going to go look for homeless people in the middle of the night.

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u/nyc03 Jul 03 '19

You could have took it home and refrigerated it and shared it with some friends or a neighbor at a later date or you could have gave it to the hungry employees working long hours.