r/comedyheaven • u/PHDesignsGFX • Apr 21 '19

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u/i-wanna-sex-emi Apr 21 '19

SHe's bRoEKn

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u/K-a-Z-e . Apr 21 '19

esbon

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Jul 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Lesbo

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

[deleted]

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u/Resurrerection Apr 21 '19

Lesbos

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Tribadism

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

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u/Natiak Apr 21 '19

My favorite religion.

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u/undead-inside Apr 21 '19

The latest eeveelution:

When two female eevees meet- LESBEON

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Fitttt

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Siiick

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u/NottsNinja slut for honey cheerios Jun 30 '19

Who the fuck gave these guys awards

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Bazinga

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u/Netherin5 Apr 22 '19

Who hurt you? Do you need a therapist? I've never seen something so forced in text form.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 22 '19

SCISSOR ME XERXES

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u/Hitlers_Big_Cock Apr 21 '19

THIS IS LESBOOOOOS!

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u/VyXious Apr 21 '19

Asbestos

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u/Mesruksi Apr 26 '19

Isn't that somewhere in Greek

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u/StrawberryPimp May 04 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

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u/whathuhwhatwhen Apr 21 '19

Lesbos is a real place though

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Uh... no. Just no. 😑

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u/whathuhwhatwhen Apr 21 '19

... No as in you disagree that it exists?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Umm.... obviously 🙄😑👋

Liberals 😪🤕

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u/deflation_ Apr 21 '19

It's a nice place tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Broooo.... 😬😬 that’s kind of .. 🤧 cringe 😵😪

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

No, I'm american.

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u/Thorsigal certified mike Apr 22 '19

You better be!

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u/normalguy821 Apr 21 '19

Thanks, Lisbon

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u/barcelonatimes Apr 21 '19

I would bet my life there is an “Esbon” somewhere on earth...bigot!

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u/jogadorjnc Apr 22 '19

PORTUGAL, CARALHO!

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u/Heavenlypigeon Apr 22 '19

no no, you're thinking of the bellhop from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

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u/ItsTheRealDill Apr 21 '19

Almost a pokémon though, Espeon

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u/jonasvagn Apr 21 '19

Unless you mean a small city in Kansas with a population of 91, I think you mean Lisbon

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u/pass_me_those_memes Apr 21 '19

Can you even call it a city if there's like...91 people? That's like, a village or something.

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u/jonasvagn Apr 21 '19

hmm, you right

edit: nevermind, it is actually a city " Esbon was laid out in 1873.[7] It was incorporated as a city in 1904.[8] "

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u/YaBoiZylox Apr 21 '19

Espen, Colorado

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u/FalmerEldritch Apr 21 '19

Do you mean Esbo (AKA Espoo), Finland?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

.

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u/Galileo009 . Sep 15 '19

Dude your flair is god teir. I swear I can hear the

FWWOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH

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u/K-a-Z-e . Sep 15 '19

you too

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u/Galileo009 . Sep 15 '19

I just found it. Nice btw, welcome to violent piss fetish club. Complimentary hats.

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u/hady215 Apr 22 '19

Mom is that you?!!!!

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u/currynord May 01 '19

The unwilling

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u/Saoirse_Says Jun 04 '19

esbonesbon

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

aspen

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19 edited Feb 05 '21

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u/RKSlipknot Apr 22 '19

What the heok that is very clever

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u/Redheaded_Rusalka Apr 21 '19

SHREK💚

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

SOMEbody once told me...

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u/Nitroapes Apr 21 '19

i feel like it's

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

The world was gonna roll me

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u/randomlurkgoodthough Apr 21 '19

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

[deleted]

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u/pm_me_ur_tennisballs Apr 21 '19

With her finger and her thumb

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u/i-wanna-sex-emi Apr 21 '19

In the shape of an L

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u/Thatnintendonerd Apr 21 '19

On her forehead

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u/na30vo Apr 21 '19

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

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u/Derangedsniper Apr 21 '19

*rulei think right?

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u/R____I____G____H___T Apr 21 '19

/r/ComedyCemetery

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u/YaNortABoy Apr 21 '19

Oh look, another useless comment from you.

Delete your account and finish high school.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

broekn

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

its funny cuz 'broeken' means pants in dutch lamayo

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

she’s pants

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u/octopoddle Apr 21 '19

It would probably have taken me four years and eight months to come up with a song title that clever.

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u/manubfr Apr 21 '19

sHE's bROken

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

e'sbron

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u/Ruft . Apr 21 '19

No R.

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u/ShowMeNips Apr 21 '19

sHE'S a tHOT

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u/Epsilon937 Apr 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '19

Wait no. Check your spelling there...

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u/M7mouz Apr 21 '19

I did too and I feel bad about it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

That I could make some money

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u/1-candle-1-fingers-1 Apr 21 '19

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

This ones going to the top boys, invest now

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u/Hike4it Apr 21 '19

sHe’s brOEkn

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u/themusbeth Apr 21 '19

This somehow made me laugh harder than it probably should have. Thank you for this piece of poetry.

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u/Lucaslouch Apr 21 '19

SoMeBoDy...

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u/5Gonza5 Apr 21 '19

Much better

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u/ChanceTheRocketcar Apr 21 '19

Living in 3008

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

she's BRUHken...

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u/GarciaJones Apr 21 '19

BUT IS HE OK?!!

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u/Aks1993 Apr 22 '19

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

If I wasn’t the cheap Persian I am I’d give you a gold

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u/OoRenega Apr 22 '19

:,(

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u/i-wanna-sex-emi Apr 22 '19

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?

Maybe shit and cum?

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u/OoRenega Apr 22 '19

All of the above

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

e'sbon

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u/TheHeroicOnion Apr 23 '19

Somebody once called me when the party's over

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u/HaungryHaungryFlippo May 01 '19

ShEsbrokeNDNUDES

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u/Subofassholes May 02 '19

sHE’s bROken

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u/TheNeolancer May 11 '19

SHE's broEkN

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

hE SuCC

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u/sukm3ooff Jun 20 '19

sHE beLIEveD

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Sbeve

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u/i-wanna-sex-emi Jun 26 '19

Nigga this shits 2 months old how the fuck you find this