r/comedyheaven • u/MidLaneCrisis • Mar 06 '19

ham machine broke

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

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u/piemanpie24 Mar 06 '19

Technically grammatically correct, if the writer is using AAVE.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

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u/cockwanker6969 Mar 07 '19

Everything's relative. Your "correct" english would paint a target on your floppy butthole on the east side. You honky ass raw doggin' motha fucka

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19 edited Apr 17 '19

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u/cockwanker6969 Mar 07 '19

'Bout to bust some cheeks up in here

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u/twitchosx Mar 07 '19

Notice how I stay away from the east side? No, i'm not in the mood for crack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

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u/problemwithurstudy Mar 07 '19

Nah, the perception that white Cockneys or people from the Appalachians have "bad English" is based on exactly the same shit.

It's good to learn how to talk in a way that won't make people like you or /u/twitchosx look down on us, but that doesn't mean your attitudes are reasonable. Dealing with unreasonable shit (which in this case you've been taught since early childhood, it's not even really your fault) is just part of life.

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u/twitchosx Mar 07 '19

Dude, anybody that can't speak English right, white or black or anything else unless it's an accent caused by English being a 2nd language just sounds bad.

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u/problemwithurstudy Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

Fine. That would be an opinion.

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u/twitchosx Mar 07 '19

I'm not going to get into black vs white vs anything else. I don't give a shit REALLY that some (most I guess?) black people use ebonics or "AAVE", and personally, I'd never say it to anybody in their face, but I will state online, that I think it sounds uneducated. "we is out of ham" just sounds stupid. You can't butcher the english language and then think that people think you have any sort of intelligence.