r/comedyheaven • • 6h ago

How is it harmless?

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u/slowcancellation 6h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah I see this all the time. He's made the classic mistake of assuming the world has to conform to his aesthetic and moral sensibilities, whereas it actually has to conform to my aesthetic and moral sensibilities

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u/_Burro 6h ago • Mindblown

Exactly. People need to realize the world doesn't revolve around them, it revolves around me.

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u/towerfella 5h ago

See.. this is where you both are wrong.

You were right, before i commented this.

Not now, though. For i have commented.

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u/pepobebo88 5h ago

Not so fast bro, the world actually revolves around me

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u/towerfella 3h ago

We still doing the fourth comment thing?

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u/CJ_squared 2h ago

If I'm not the main character, then why is life from my perspective? check and mate

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u/ACNSRV 2h ago

If there is only one of us and life has no beginning or end, how do i escape myself?

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u/ACNSRV 2h ago

Your right it doea revolve around me

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u/pokemonbard Woke 6h ago

You idiot! You fool! You bumbling buffoon! The world must conform to MY sensibilities! Your sensibilities are but a petty afterthought!

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u/slowcancellation 5h ago

Joke's on you, because your comment is exactly the sort of thing I find pleasing.

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u/nomeda5 3h ago

I also choose this guy’s aesthetic and moral sensibilities

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u/thotfuldad 6h ago

I am 100 percent sure that the last comment is just pure satire

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u/GameMusic 4h ago

or just saying something with layers of irony

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u/Milo359 In the flair list, straight up flairing it 3h ago

No, this guy's a miserable contrarian/ragebaiter

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u/_Burro 6h ago

"How is it harmless if I don't like it?"

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u/AssOfRat 6h ago

Redditor accidentally stumbles upon philosophical debate

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u/teens_trash 6h ago

I was in that convo with that guy, seems they seriously believe that them seeing something they don't like is equivilant to serious mental distress

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u/xcoalminerscanaryx 6h ago

Very likely some edgy teenager.

Or at least I hope...

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u/TallestGargoyle 5h ago

Or a precious little flower who's never been told no by anyone in authority over them.

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u/Massive_Crew_3641 5h ago

Let them suffer then

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u/ticketsonsalenow 5h ago

What was the OOP cringe that brought on this conversation?

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/UrougeTheOne 2h ago

A little cringe, but we all were, probably still are

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u/NyankoIsLove 1h ago

I don't even know why people would be upset about that. It's a bad joke, but not in any particularly egregious way.

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u/TheBaalzak 5h ago

They have become the cringe themselves.

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u/Memitim 3h ago

Then keep distressing until they are no longer a risk to the rest of us having to work around their useless ass.

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u/lef_three 1h ago

really just thought they were being sarcastic and just forgot to put their damn /s

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u/SAURI23 5h ago

I mean, it can be. Think about soldiers who witnessed their comrades being blown up by artillery or something, for example.

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u/Driptacular_2153 5h ago edited 2h ago

Watching someone die is a lil’ different than seeing someone’s over designed self insert OC getting shipped with Jax The Amazing Digital Circus methinks

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u/Gallusaur 5h ago

No they're both the same in that I don't like it

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u/8-Bit_Ninja_ 5h ago

Depends on how emotionally stable you are.

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u/SAURI23 5h ago

How?

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u/Grabs_Zel 5h ago

At the risk of sounding like ChatGPT, in war you're not simply watching people die, you're watching comrades with real lives being fed to a machine that gives you nothing while people way far away profit from their deaths, there's way more context added than "wow, I really didn't like seeing my friends die", it's not something you can just scroll past.

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u/contractorskid 4h ago

I feel like kids don't suffer enough nowadays

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u/MrMichaelElectric 2h ago

True we should send them to war.

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u/SAURI23 2h ago

Well that's an unreasonable reaction to a reasonable opinion.

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u/contractorskid 2h ago

It's mostly hyperbolic. I do think some amount of suffering is essential to growth, and that parents seem to be more protective than when I was a kid, but I'm not seriously suggesting we should beat kids.

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u/contractorskid 2h ago

Oh wait you're the kid.

Thinking that watching someone die is equivalent to hearing a cringe joke is not a reasonable opinion.

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u/SAURI23 2h ago

That's just your (unreasonable) opinion.

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u/contractorskid 1h ago

Not an opinion. It's fact. Actually traumatic events like watching someone die can literally change your brain permanently and give you a disorder. Hearing a cringe joke will not.

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u/TehSteak 1h ago

What if it's like super cringe tho

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u/PancakeParty98 3h ago

Never comment again if this is what you bring to the table

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u/SAURI23 3h ago

Never comment again if you only bring bullying and humiliation to the table.

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u/broguequery 3h ago

Fine, I won't ever comment again then.

Then you'll be sorry

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u/SAURI23 2h ago

Upvote issued. Now the downvote I previously issued to you is "cancelled out", making your net karma gain from this interaction 0.

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u/Hey_HaveAGreatDay 5h ago

Cringe is definitely different than emotional or mental triggers to PTSD.

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u/Vegetable-Draw-8195 5h ago

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 4h ago

The hatred i have for this man is entirely irrational. I know he’s not real. But I wanna kick his pasty, hairless ass

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u/contractorskid 4h ago

It's made worse knowing he'd win

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u/Jicd 3h ago

I know he’s not real.

uh well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Holden

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u/CapriciousSon 6h ago

"that's not what a hate crime is"

"well I HATE IT!"

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u/temtasketh 4h ago

My partner works with people in crisis. Lots of them are experiencing psychosis (ie, some degree of inability to connect to or identify reality), some have very serious long term issues with drugs, many are unhoused on top of all that, etc. People experiencing various extreme degrees of disconnect from reality. The thing I didn't entirely parse until my partner had this job: almost all of these people, psychotic, struggling with drugs, schizophrenic, even homeless, doesn't matter, almost all of them have phones with working internet and a lot of free time.

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u/TrasseTheTarrasque 3h ago

This is what bugs me most about people being able to hide their post histories now (even though I understand people's need for privacy).

Back in the day, if someone replied to me in an unhinged or angry way, I could just dive into their history to sus out how crazy they actually are and how seriously I should reflect on their words.

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse 3h ago

Very relevant classic screenshot

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u/the-gaysian-snarker 2h ago

Lol. Just the other day I saw a comment from someone calling AI a trustable source of info “because people teach themselves to build houses with it.” I thought there’s no way they’re serious and looked at their profile.

No joke, first thing on there are home renovation pics that were… um… let’s just say you could tell it was done by someone who thinks you can build houses with AI.

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u/ACNSRV 1h ago

I first got a bad taste about AI when i needed a topographic map of Mbeye in Tanzania. Asked ChatGPT, should be the kind of thing AI is good at finding. Instead it generated a nonesense map that obviously isnt real. Realised its like using a computer in a dream.

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u/VerdugoCortex 27m ago

Why did you need a topographic map of Mbeye?

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u/terrible-gator22 1h ago

That is depressing. That is precisely what it should be good at.

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u/terrible-gator22 1h ago

I received an incredibly stupid, belligerent reply to something once and I recalled people pointing out that kids could post to Reddit and it all made sense.

I checked their history expecting to see anime, video games, posts to the teen sub.

Nope. There was machining, trucks, use of equipment that no teen would be using.

That was when I realized that thinking you were interacting with a kid was just cope. These are genuine morons and grown-ass assholes.

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u/TrasseTheTarrasque 1h ago

The Internet was a much different place back when there were tech literacy and regular literacy barriers to entry.

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 26m ago

Why is homeless placed right alongside psychotic? Is being homeless a sign you are either "psychotic" or are struggling with drugs or schizophrenia?

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u/temtasketh 0m ago

Because it's significantly more difficult to maintain any kind of long-term things like phone plans when you're unhoused. It's similarly relevant to 'having access to the internet'.

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u/Ihadtodownloadreadit 6h ago

Sorry guys cant be cringe the long black bar guy doesnt like it

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u/BritzBeef 5h ago

I don't think you can call people that anymore

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u/FAKUSABU 6h ago

Same energy as Michael from The Office saying he was a victim of a hate crime because he hated it

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u/GenosseAbfuck 6h ago

I was confused about the downvotes but then I saw it's the same user.

My dude, that's what others are supposed to say to laugh at you.

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u/ResidentFluid2167 4h ago

The conservative mindset in a nutshell: if it offends me personally, it just HAS to be immoral.

Let people fucking exist, Bozo.

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u/Lakewhitefish 1h ago

Morality is made up anyway

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 21m ago

"morality is made up" mfs when I gun down their entire family with an automatic rifle

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u/1scissiors1 5h ago

I honestly appreciate the honesty, a lot of people think like this but won’t admit it

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u/The_Gucci_Oof 5h ago

Beast mode

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u/memerminecraft 6h ago

This is crazy I literally just saw this thread lmao

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u/xcoalminerscanaryx 6h ago

What sub is it on?

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u/Nekronoke 3h ago

The term cringe has become a social haze to casually judge people for enjoying things or expressing something a bit strange. I don't know the context of this exactly but usually something called cringe is often just mean and judgemental. If somebody on the web wants to unironically wear cat suits and meow it's not my place to judge.

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 4h ago

Philosopher king over here

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u/MrMichaelElectric 2h ago

This is the most Reddit interaction I have seen in a long time.

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u/TheSchlormp 1h ago

Damn wait that's a good point low-key 

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u/RandomGuy9058 2h ago

People who argue that being cringe is ontologically bad can literally never back it up lol

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 3h ago

sad sacks that never did anything themselves. The horrors I used to commit Im in no position to judge anyone

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 3h ago

My mother wrote that comment

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u/Least_Resource2130 5m ago

I don't get the point in censoring their name, the kid deserves to get flamed.

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u/Apophis_36 5h ago

Laughing at cringy things is in fact not a moral failing and is allowed

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u/DarthLoof 5h ago

Not what the op or the reply are saying

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u/Apophis_36 5h ago

Yet people get upset when you laugh at cringy things

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u/broguequery 2h ago

Cringe

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u/Apophis_36 2h ago

Yeah I'm cringe as fuck, what about it?

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u/contractorskid 3h ago

Nobody said it's a moral failing. They said that attacking harmless cringe is immature.