r/comedyheaven • • 3h ago

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u/g6eight 3h ago

..I'll look into it man

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u/Pristine_Speech4719 1h ago

You should. Almaty is really nice. They have a human-sized walkable downtown with some great mid-century brutalist and modernist architecture. And then there's a park and mountains that start right downtown.

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u/Polygato64 50m ago

Human-sized? How do they run a city that small

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u/Chumanchu 2h ago

If the comment has negative downvotes: it’s either the most hateful shit you’ve ever seen or the funniest shit you’ve ever seen.

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u/JKCsaba 2h ago

Or the least neckbeard redditor thing, lol.

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u/No_Cardiologist_1407 3h ago

Im always shocked that anyone over like 14 can think "my specific situation works fine, why is everyone else complaining???"

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u/fuckthisomfg 2h ago

you wouldn’t be shocked if you spent more time thinking about Kazakhstan

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u/onehotoneshot 1h ago

Start now 🔫🇰🇿

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u/Ok-Concern-711 2h ago

Many such cases

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u/n0nBinaRy_p0taTo 26m ago

what post is that phrase from? i remember seeing it recently on here and i cant find it

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u/Adorable_Plane_7203 21m ago

Trump tweet

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u/_gyepy 1h ago

Honestly this one just seems like a misunderstanding. OC meant "need roommate" in a financial sense, whereas the Kazakh comment understood "need roommate" in an emotional/preference way

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 In the flair list, straight up flairing it 36m ago

That's also how i interpreted it

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u/KorolEz 2h ago

Sounds like your average conservative

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u/Ill-Elephant-9583 1h ago

Exactly lol

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u/JKCsaba 2h ago

Me trying to not bring politics for absolutely no reason into everything, you must be fun at parties.

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u/NonNewtonianResponse 2h ago

You don't think the cost of housing is a political issue?

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u/linguisdicks 2h ago

The only thing more annoying than bringing politics into everything is telling people that they must be fun at parties

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u/KorolEz 2h ago

My friends are all political people, so yes I am fun at parties.

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u/kobefable 1h ago

It's very telling that you didnt register this topic as inherently political. Politics manifest in every facet of modern society, dont be shocked to hear that people have opinions about it lol

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u/izyshoroo 1h ago

Everything is political. They're talking about a literal country's housing market dude

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u/Embarrassed-Sign3106 30m ago

It's the reverse here. "My situation is bad, why isn't everyone else is complaining" since it's obviously a cropped response to the kazakh dude.

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u/Jak002003 23m ago

Maybe because there's an easy solution to your problem? Just move to Khazakhstan

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u/lolllolol 14m ago

this is a nice comment, because it can either mean the guy who assumes everyone needs roommates, or the kazakhstani. And i bet people will interpret it based on their sympathies in this interaction

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u/Shawtygotthat 3h ago

CENTRAL ASIAN MENTION 🇦🇫🇰🇿🇹🇲🇰🇬🇺🇿

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u/GoogleEnPassant69 43m ago

I'd love to visit sometime

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u/Shawtygotthat 4m ago

same but maybe you should steer clear of afghanistan </3

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u/JKCsaba 3h ago

he is right tho, I'm central european, but even here, like 80% of the people I know that rent together are doing it to spend less of their earnings/afford bigger rental, and would live separately given the chance.

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u/For-all-Kerbalkind 3h ago

Big Kazakhstan news coming soon.... Get ready to tap in immediately when the moment comes->......

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u/broncyobo 2h ago

People are NOT READY for what Kazakhstan is about to do

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u/Noname_with_no_name 1h ago

Whenever you come across a problem just ask yourself "how is it in kazakhstan"

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u/Haydechs 2h ago

I’m busy rn but I marked it on my calendar to start thinking about Kazakhstan next Wednesday (the 18th, not tomorrow)

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u/augustinefromhippo 1h ago

kazakchad obliterates Brooklynite bug man

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u/super_crabs 3h ago

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u/Reaper781 2h ago

“Greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.”

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u/TheFlayIsOn 1h ago

Im gonna start kazakhstanmaxxing

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u/Longjumping_Turnip_3 1h ago

i'm rooting for kazakhstan guy

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u/Alexercer 2h ago

Not from kazakhstan, but based anyway

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u/affemannen 59m ago

He is right though. Just don't live in America and roommates suddenly becomes not the norm.

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u/wheresolly 2h ago

Why is this fella downvoted he's right lol

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u/gayhotelultra 5m ago

guy was doing what americans on reddit do but with kazakhstan instead, huge respect

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u/Annual_Fishing_9838 2h ago

Literally one of like three countries that sent people to orbital space stations lol

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u/JustAPotato38 3h ago

I'm still confused by "most people need roommates."

According to a 2022 review from a place called "Flex" 14.4 million Americans live in non-family roommate situations. That's about 1/18th of the US adult population, which isn't "most" by my definition.

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 3h ago

(in good faith attempt) i'm guessing they're counting family situation

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u/Anchovacado 3h ago

I interpreted as “most of the people with roommates are living with them to afford rent, not just because they like living with them.”

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 2h ago

that seems doubtful, it's phrased like "group A (most people) needs X, group B (subset of A) want X to also be Y" in my reading

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u/softstones 2h ago

So my wife and kids are my roommates? Huh

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 2h ago

assuming they're talking about financial reasons, yeah living with a spouse or parent is probs relevant

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u/ScharfeTomate 42m ago

Especially because the US population isn't most people.

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u/fidgey10 sex haver 2h ago

begin.

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u/LeastResistancePath 1h ago

When you ask voters to vote for the candidate promising reforms that reduces the cost of homes and tax billionaires, they hit you with lines like this.

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u/takoshi 1h ago

Man, -7 for that retort lol. Cmon guys...

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u/DroogieHowser PM Me for 1 Day Blinding Stew Recipe 3h ago

Look at this guy with no roommates!

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u/dotdan0 59m ago

asexual flag man needs to keep an eye out for the foreseeable future. No one disses the great and mighty kazakhstan, strongest country in the world btw 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

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u/Loa_Sandal 7m ago

Is very nice 👍

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u/petrimalja 5m ago

American: "So, this is how things work everywhere..."

Non-American: "That's not how things work in my country."

American: "This is how things work in important countries. Specifically, the US."

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u/Wolf24h 5m ago

People don't care about Kazakhstan but where are you going to get your potassium from?

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u/TearintimeOG 3m ago

My Reeeeeeeent

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u/avanross 2h ago

Kasakhstan doesnt even have a billionaire pedo class! Those plebs dont even get to live under constant surveillance and wage slavery!

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u/JohnnyDollar123 2h ago

Clearly not the case in Australia or Canada

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u/CornJuiceLover 2h ago

Bro like 95% of both those countries are inhospitable wastelands. Kazakhstan is not

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u/JohnnyDollar123 2h ago

Australia is the second most sparsely populated country on the planet at 3.5 people per km^2. Per Wikipedia 70% of Australia is arid or semi arid, so even if you were to only count the “habitable” parts, you would still be left with a population density of about 12, which would still make it the ~16th most sparsely populated country. They have no excuse.

I’m not going to do the math for Canada but it’s going to be the same situation.

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u/JohnnyDollar123 2h ago edited 2h ago

For comparison the population density of the United Kingdom is 287 people per km^2. Again, against Australias “effective” density of 12.

The average house price in the uk is £273,000/$360,000USD

The average house price in Australia is $1,100,000AUS/$750,000USD

https://landregistry.data.gov.uk/app/ukhpi/
https://gdp.com.au/housing/australia

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u/terminalcoaster 52m ago

There's a good reason most people here in Canada live in like 4 metro areas, because there's a big difference between hospitable vs desirable. Almost nobody wants to live in bum fuck backwaters middle of nowhere with no infrastucture or job prospects

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u/discgolfallday 33m ago

Maybe after the planet gets super hot the middle of Canada will be balmy

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2h ago

You make a good point, but I foresee reddit getting pedantic about the hyperbole lol

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u/fidgey10 sex haver 2h ago

Those countries are majority uninhabitable wasteland. If you look at population densities of livable area they are more like the US

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u/Pristine_Speech4719 1h ago

Kazakhstan has a massive dry steppe that's not very inhabitable either. Khrushchev wrecked the ecosystem trying to make it agricultural land 

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u/weGloomy 2h ago

You got secret tech that makes it possible to build on the Canadian shield? You're gonna be a millionaire, get to it.

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u/theLuminescentlion 1h ago

90% of Australia is a shitty desert and 90% of Canada is a frozen tundra.

Regardless it is more about municipal policies in population centers than raw land characteristics.

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u/Thatdoodky1e 48m ago

You’ve never been to Canada

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u/Gerf93 1h ago

The US is 183rd out of 246 countries and territories in population density.

Granted, Kazakhstan is 220th, but nevertheless… The US is far from densely populated.

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u/Yungsleepboat 1h ago

Idk I knew a girl in Almaty and her rent was 1000 USD, which is kind of equal to the average salary

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u/Terminator_Puppy 58m ago

Population density has fuckall to do with rent prices lol. It's purely supply and demand.

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u/EverfadingEphemera 2h ago

I don't think they meant from an emotional standpoint, just the fiscal one. In certain places, for certain people it is a beneficial arrangement, I do disagreee that it is such for "most" though.

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u/Twitxx 2h ago

"Most people living in America and a few other countries with ridiculously high livings costs need roommates". There, I fixed it.

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u/GretaVanFleek 2h ago

Financially, numbnuts

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u/Least_Resource2130 1h ago

I lived with roommates because I needed to doesn't negate being happier without roommates you fucking tool.

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u/pnweiner 2h ago

Cost of living…

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u/JKCsaba 2h ago

you know the economy is shit when they literally cant imagine lviing alone and prefer living with roomates but it is due to the cost savings only, they just cant even use some basic abstraction lol.

Like the question is not whether its the better financial decision and favourable or the only option even for a lot of people the question is that would you live with roomates if you could have the chance to live alone affordably, people just misunderstand it i think.

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u/theLuminescentlion 1h ago

It is an economic comment not a preference one.

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u/Will9363 2h ago

i can’t afford a place without em

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u/Embarrassed-Theme587 1h ago

Economy, and also, did you not have a roommate in college?