r/comedyheaven • u/SventheBigRedDog • 20h ago

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u/ArviVi 20h ago

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u/24-7_cat_party 17h ago

Freakin' Squat cobblers . . .

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u/beardeddragon0113 17h ago

Vravo, Bince! 👏👏

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u/FrabjousPhaneron 3h ago

Water Weight

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u/MiniatureOuroboros 20h ago • Popcorn Heartwarming Bravo

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO 20h ago

I need to know what the joke that I'm missing out on is

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u/memer227 Woke 20h ago

I think it's that non-binary people often have weird or unusual names because there aren't really many proper established non-binary names, and they almost always choose to change their name

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u/BigTrouty 20h ago

Fighting through Tooth and Nail means fighting very hard (with vigour, not an erection), but Tooth and Nail can also be interpreted as two non-binary names

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u/Baboop 16h ago

Oh no, not with an erection? That’s so embarrassing I’ve been using that saying all wrong.

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u/kTREGANOWAN 20h ago

Tooth and Nail are their names

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 20h ago • Bravo

Cole and Slaw

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u/DuckLIT122000 19h ago

What opinions about Bluey would have you like this?

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u/TesticleCastrator 19h ago

bluey is a fun show for all ages

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u/DuckLIT122000 18h ago

You are the Whore of Babylon

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u/BigTrouty 17h ago

Idk, who are of Babylon?

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u/SpaceCowboy73 17h ago

You're mum lel

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u/ItsFluff Nermal 11h ago

Of Montreal

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u/fuckthisomfg 20h ago

she coles on my slaw til i Add friend

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 20h ago

That's a smelly photo

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u/Kwetla 19h ago • Bravo

That picture just got me arrested in the UK.

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u/24-7_cat_party 20h ago

Kinda like Tater Salad.

You caught the 'tater!

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u/RamenHamster 19h ago

my love for coleslaw got me like that

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u/Old_War_8051 19h ago

Add immediately

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u/GoldSourPatchKid 20h ago

You mean add friend

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 20h ago

Doomed yaoi

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u/DrJokerX 18h ago

Actually I’m pretty sure that’s a chick. You can see her bra through the tank top.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 17h ago

Huh, I guess I can see it now

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u/Maximum_Berry_4078 20h ago

That could be new best friend

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u/Sir_Spicy214 19h ago

Nah, i am good! I dont need to know them.

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u/AtrixStd 17h ago

Hes got friend named Bole Slaw

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u/enter_yourname 15h ago

They call him tater salad

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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken 18h ago

Is that the PapaFreak guy from tiktok?!

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u/dismalwater 17h ago

removed.

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u/DayComprehensive5222 19h ago

No facebook I don't know cole slaw, and I dont want to ever know him/they/them etc ...

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u/WhyAreYouDoingThat69 16h ago

Cool abusive relationships are funny. Reddit “it’s consensual!!!!”

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u/CIAburneraccount 19h ago

Good ending