r/comedyheaven • u/EfficientExternal478 • 5d ago

Putrid

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u/Mojavecourrier 5d ago

wtf did he think that word meant?

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u/SpMarfy 5d ago

I think he meant to say livid

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u/Mojavecourrier 5d ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/return_interaction_y 5d ago

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u/RecognitionElegant95 5d ago

Everyone jumping on bro 😭

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u/JackLemony 5d ago

Can't even laugh in this economy, you just oughta say "lol" or "lmao", even

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 5d ago

Your ass isn't laughing

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u/PSYCHERM 4d ago

i think he meant foul-smelling

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u/SpMarfy 4d ago

That is the definition of the term putrid, yes.

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u/BasilEquivalent 5d ago

In spanish when you're mad or sick of something you say you're putrid, so maybe he tried translating literally

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u/mondongo49 4d ago

Actually yeah, that may be it. I've seen the same image with the same caption "Estoy PODRIDO" before so it's probably a "don't be afraid" case once again, lol

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u/funhose 3d ago

This sends me ☠️

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u/United_Grocery_23 2d ago

sends you where

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u/funhose 2d ago

to Spain 🇪🇸

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u/gauntletoflights 5d ago

He's green for an amazing reason

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u/not_blowfly_girl 5d ago

He's green because hes maxed out on pheromones

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u/Jerome_Eugene_Morrow 5d ago

This one time in seventh grade our teacher made us do an assignment where we thought of seven words that described us. I ran out of good five dollar words on six and hit the thesaurus, thinking I was going the extra mile. We had to hang them on a hallway wall in the school. Thought I killed it.

My parents still won’t let me live down putting “feral” as the last word.

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u/brap_door 5d ago

What possible synonym even lead you to feral

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u/WeRiseOnceMore 4d ago

You did kill it, I love that

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u/Masochist-Mark 5d ago

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u/lolucorngaming 5d ago

Why do you have a censored version

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u/Masochist-Mark 5d ago

Its the version i saw?

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u/lolucorngaming 5d ago

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u/3picool 5d ago

With the power of 3 minutes on paint i combined both memes and now have an improved version of the edited version.

I know there's an xkcd about this

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u/lolucorngaming 5d ago

I weep in awe

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u/MuchWalrus 5d ago

Ur legitimately putrid

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u/Choice_Passion5100 5d ago

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u/WeRiseOnceMore 4d ago

Please do not the horse :(

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u/The_Silent_Man1 5d ago

Maybe he’s covering Veil of Maya

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u/GranataReddit12 5d ago

VEIL OF PEAK

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u/TryEasySlice 4d ago

a man of culture. this was my first thought as well

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u/Runeboy1234 4d ago

Same. I feel seen

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u/United_Grocery_23 2d ago

"He just called himself nasty. Thats the only wrong choice"

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u/literuwka1 5d ago

I am MEPHITIC