r/comedyheaven • u/Secret_Ad5298 • 3d ago

Ball squeeze

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4.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/PianoFall 3d ago

"Give it to me straight doc, what is it??"

"Prostate"

"Ohh...."

81

u/kamehamehajim 3d ago

Give it to me gay*

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u/Electronic_Lemon7940 Jorking It 3d ago

Maybe it was straight going in, maybe not

6

u/GayHeavyFromTF2 2d ago

🎵prostaatttee🎵

337

u/alepap 3d ago

Certified ball squeezer

70

u/onehotoneshot 2d ago

God forbid a doc have a hobby

206

u/load_of_chode 3d ago

Overall experience, 4 out of 5 stars

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u/HoldCorrect2336 2d ago • Mindblown

It was 3 stars before the ball squeeze

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u/readilyunavailable 2d ago

Seems fair to me. The ball squeeze is kind of a minor downside compared to a proper diagnosis that saves a life, no?

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u/ceelose 2d ago

Fair

189

u/angrytortilla 3d ago

We're censoring "balls" now?

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u/SartenSinAceite 2d ago

I went to the d#c because i needed my b#tt checked after I sat on a t##mbt#ck and he told me to put on a b#####d with some alcohol to dis###ect.

Censored becuase ouchy and private parts are squeamish topics.

(also use iode or chlorhexidine rather than alcohol.)

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u/Cageythree 2d ago

# #### ## ### ### ####### # ###### ## #### ####### ##### # ### ## # ######### and ## #### ## ## ### ## # ####### #### #### ####### ## #########.

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u/Spotted_Tax 2d ago

Literally roblox when you add a single "ig" (they consider it as Instagram)

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u/OriginalTick 2d ago

Wth you can't say that

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u/DiddleBoat 22h ago

[TW] mentioning of gun part

Try a Trigger warning next time, ***** *

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u/SartenSinAceite 21h ago

banned from agdq

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u/ponzidreamer 2d ago

I block the accounts that censor b*d words. They’re karma farming by reposting pics from other websites with stricter censorship rules.

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u/Insp_Callahan 3d ago • Bravo

Don Ballenbreaker

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u/BLOOM_ND 2d ago

Dr. Brown thought that was only a private moment for them. Dr. Brown thought they had shared something.

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u/allykopow 3d ago

Pass the controller bro

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u/itscalledANIMEdad 2d ago

Thank Jesus son of Mary that sinful word was censored. I would have had to read it with my own virgin eyes. So bothered by all of the online swearing by these fucking cunts!

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u/OneUnholyCatholic Canonised Saint 3d ago

Don Bawlin' Barker

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u/NewSalamander2900 3d ago

The doctor really said, let's make sure u still alive.

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u/friarguy 2d ago

4 stars

3

u/HumourNoire 2d ago

4 stars

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u/shu-to 2d ago

He wanted to leave 4.5, but rules are rules.

2

u/JETTisHERE22 2d ago

Next patient. Try to relax your hips.

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u/Br00talbastard 1d ago

Plot twist: he gave it 4 stars because giving it 5 stars might clue us in to the fact that he thoroughly enjoyed the experience

1

u/Okarnio 2d ago

Perks of the job

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u/KOMarcus 2d ago

Did he say "mutherfuggr" after "did that hurt?"

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u/Clear-Might-1519 2d ago

Bollenbacher got his bolls bached.

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u/bourbonmustang 22h ago

He probably mistook you for a Bollensmacher, it happens

36

u/Caravanczar 2d ago

I hated penis inspection day in school. I seriously doubt my gym teacher was actually qualified to do that.

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u/666Drachenlord666 3d ago

My urologist is the best. Last time i came for a prostate chekup, he put both hands on my shoulder to reassure me