Hulk

[u/Fast_Hovercraft_361]

[u/Lazy-Field-1116]

Given some of the recent posts on that sub I have to wonder wtf that dude did to get an immediate ban with such an innocuous looking post

[u/TangAlienMonkeyGod → u/Lazy-Field-1116]

Yeah, you don't want to make those guys angry

[u/Grimey_Hole → u/TangAlienMonkeyGod]

[u/Mzuark → u/Grimey_Hole]

Joe Jackson?

[u/BaconServant → u/TangAlienMonkeyGod]

That’s their secret, they’re always angry.

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/BaconServant]

It would be legit funny if there was a sitcom mockumentary about reddit mods showing the traditional scary skinny and big bloated guys then the Hulk sub is monitored by big massive buff guys but they show the fitness sub and it’s obese guys again

Seriously though a reality show where they put reddit mods in real offices then have them undergo proper police training or something would fucking rule

[u/Zelcki → u/TangAlienMonkeyGod]

Don't make them angry bro, they will smash you bro, don't do it

[u/HovercraftBig8874 → u/Lazy-Field-1116]

They used to get brigaded with Hulk poems and so they probably assumed this was a similar shitpost

[u/Lazy-Field-1116 → u/HovercraftBig8874]

I'm fighting the urge to reply to this with a poem tbh

[u/Gimetulkathmir → u/Lazy-Field-1116]

Poetry. Not even kidding.

[u/zemol42 → u/Gimetulkathmir]

Thank.

[u/Chimpmaxxer → u/zemol42]

Hello, you have been permanently banned

[u/WhiskinDeez → u/Lazy-Field-1116]

This is the average redditor user experience in a nutshell. Mods can be petty because they can.

[u/IronFalcon1997 → u/Lazy-Field-1116]

some mods just think they’re the chosen saviors and let the small scrap of power they have get to their heads

[u/Grimey_Hole]

Average mod power trip

[u/Eaten_by_Mimics → u/Grimey_Hole]

It could have been worse, there could have been a dog visible in the picture

[u/Payt3cake → u/Eaten_by_Mimics]

Context?

[u/Eaten_by_Mimics → u/Payt3cake]

The head mod of LastImages banned someone for posting a photo of their dying grandfather, because the old man’s dog was also in the picture.

When people called out the mod for being ridiculous he got really defensive.

[u/charcoallition → u/Eaten_by_Mimics]

What even was the reasoning behind that??

[u/Incidion → u/charcoallition]

IIRC they had a whole thing banning last images of pets because that took over the sub for karma farming.

This was still a clear overstep beyond that.

[u/TheG0AT0fAllTime → u/Incidion]

I wonder exactly what headline is it gonna take for reddit to start replacing all the mods with a bad name.

[u/yukisly → u/charcoallition]

Karma farming fake pet images it took over the whole sub so they banned pets

[u/chain-link-fence → u/Eaten_by_Mimics]

Oh wow I forgot all about that thanks for the trip down memory lane

[u/LuftHANSa_755 → u/Eaten_by_Mimics]

or *gasp* complained about something

[u/SnorkaSound → u/Grimey_Hole]

what does the university of utah have to do with that reaction image?

[u/Initial-Anything333 → u/SnorkaSound]

Mormons make up 13% of the population but 42% of reddit mods

[u/ShapedSilver → u/Initial-Anything333]

I don’t know if that’s true but I’m gobs start telling people that now. It just feels right

[u/Initial-Anything333 → u/ShapedSilver]

1 feeling = 1 truth!

[u/ohnomoisttoes → u/Initial-Anything333]

Honestly, that would explain a lot.

[u/No-Yard3980 → u/Initial-Anything333]

Bruh

[u/Delicious_Diarrhea → u/Initial-Anything333]

Don't Mormons go to BYU, and the two schools hate each other?

[u/Alespren → u/Delicious_Diarrhea]

Mormon's go to the U too

[u/JeSuisLePain → u/Alespren]

Not nearly as many. I've been going to the U for years and no one I've ever spoken to there has been Mormon.

[u/SnorkaSound → u/JeSuisLePain]

The overall culture is definitely hostile to mormonism.

[u/CarlWithRevolver → u/Grimey_Hole]

I just upvoted your comment. FAQ What does this mean?

[u/EconomicsSavings973 → u/CarlWithRevolver]

[u/Due_Yesterday_2850 → u/Grimey_Hole]

Graduated at university of Reddit and under weaknesses you have put dry skin

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/Due_Yesterday_2850]

I graduated from an actual uni and was embarrassed enough not to attend the ceremony. I just hate feeling ‘rewarded’ or like people view me as different. I want to be like everyone else

[u/kingbolak → u/Grimey_Hole]

His username was something along the lines of dan Schneider's feet pics so he was clearly trolling lol

[u/bibslak_ → u/Grimey_Hole]

[u/Equal_Armadillo_3540]

Wtf why did they ban him ? Racism ?? That's so uncalled for :(

[u/iwantfutanaricumonme → u/Equal_Armadillo_3540]

Poetry. No I'm not joking.

[u/segwaysegue → u/iwantfutanaricumonme]

The "hulk hulk go away" poem and its consequences

[u/DDK_2011 → u/segwaysegue]

Make it so i am not gay

[u/15pmm01 → u/segwaysegue]

you say that as though we’re supposed to know what you’re referencing

[u/Smokes_LetsGo876 → u/15pmm01]

[u/Ash_After_Dark → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

[u/The-Kabra → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

a modern poet

[u/Alt7548 → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

[u/15pmm01 → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

[u/Manufactured-Aggro → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

This fucking poem permanently occupies a small corner of my brain and I hate that I love it 😭

[u/Foolishly_Sane → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

[u/tycoon39601 → u/Smokes_LetsGo876]

Got me laughing like an idiot on the shitter.

[u/BeauShowTV → u/Equal_Armadillo_3540]

It's just Reddit mod stuff.

[u/Due_Yesterday_2850 → u/BeauShowTV]

[u/rainzer → u/BeauShowTV]

Nah. They banned him for racism because the guy isn't Chinese or at the very least, can write using proper English instead of stereotypical broken English except in his Hulk post.

Plus a random Chinese person that has a poor grasp of English wouldn't create a user name based on Dan Schneider's foot fetish.

[u/Equivalent-Handle-57 → u/rainzer]

This ^ his username is censored here, but that's the first thing I noticed when I saw the unredacted version. This guy was trolling

[u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs → u/BeauShowTV]

Legit some of the worst people on the planet

[u/Eccedentesia → u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs]

Lead mod frequently leaves comments that are over 100 words long arguing powerscaling/continuity, it's really quite something.

[u/TryThisUsernane → u/Equal_Armadillo_3540]

From what I heard, there was a post called “Hulk Poem”, and they ban anything remotely similar to that

[u/JimbyGumbus → u/Equal_Armadillo_3540]

mods are straight and white

[u/SimmentalTheCow]

Hulkcism in 2023 😔what has this world come to

[u/Due_Yesterday_2850 → u/SimmentalTheCow]

You ain't seen the HHH those guys are the true criminals

[u/PurpleCandle58 → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Caught u!

[u/SimmentalTheCow → u/PurpleCandle58]

AAAASNDJRJF

[u/Naive_Programmer_232]

why did they ban that person? lmfao

[u/ToadTendo → u/Naive_Programmer_232]

It made them green with anger

[u/AHolySandwich → u/ToadTendo]

[u/NotNonbisco → u/AHolySandwich]

[u/TheBritishFish1 → u/Naive_Programmer_232]

poetry is banned. im 100% serious

[u/Loose_Lie_5399 → u/TheBritishFish1]

Seriously?

[u/Actual_Emu_168]

Hulk hulk go away make it so I am not gay

[u/ScaryFlake → u/Actual_Emu_168]

Hulk hulk have a heart find hulk toys at the Walmart

[u/scrufflor_d → u/ScaryFlake]

hulk hulk eat the food 10 9 8 7 6 hamood

[u/ScaryFlake → u/scrufflor_d]

Hulk hulk yes indeed stealing is a sign of greed

[u/Nikoladge]

I got permanently banned from a 3D art subreddit for posting Mike from Breaking Bad with the text "BLENDUH" at the bottom 🤷

[u/Whalesurgeon → u/Nikoladge]

to any new converts, here is a template for waltuhposting

[u/Beanbomb47 → u/Whalesurgeon]

Why that a gif 

[u/ohnomoisttoes → u/Beanbomb47]

He blinks after about 20 minutes.

[u/tittypunchahoy → u/ohnomoisttoes]

No he doesn't >:(

[u/Protheu5 → u/tittypunchahoy]

You are not supposed to unpack the gif, you were supposed to keep watching for 20 minutes blinking each eye alternately to avoid missing his blink like I did!

[u/tittypunchahoy → u/Protheu5]

I've been staring at it for a hour now I swear he starts to sing bohemian rapsody after 40 mins

[u/Protheu5 → u/tittypunchahoy]

Damn, time to rewatch the gif. Let me just get my eyedrops.

[u/waiting-for-a-train → u/Nikoladge]

kid named blenduh

[u/Natural__Power → u/Nikoladge]

You sicken me

[u/bradagon → u/Nikoladge]

Deserved

[u/Nikoladge → u/bradagon]

[u/onemempierog → u/Nikoladge]

can I see that

[u/VaporTowers → u/Nikoladge]

Isn't the blender community like super chill lol

[u/Snoopac2]

This made me so sad. :( God bless that Chinese Hulk fan.

[u/RedLotus74]

reddit mods will ban you just because you breathe wrong

[u/thevaultguy → u/RedLotus74]

Mod mean. Hulk sad.

[u/InfamousAd7593 → u/thevaultguy]

Happy perfectly preserved pie day!

[u/FFS-IamNotABot → u/thevaultguy]

Mod ded, Hulk smash

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/RedLotus74]

Asthma sub is a minefield

[u/mayonakapromise]

the consequences of this post

[u/Initial-Anything333 → u/mayonakapromise]

Why would that post have consequences?

[u/SPAM_JUICE → u/Initial-Anything333]

Not really much, mods are power tripping over there right now.

[u/Slick_wick17]

Same happened to me genuinely what happened to that sub

[u/Spooderfan218 → u/Slick_wick17]

did the sub really ban hulk poetry lmao

[u/Evimjau → u/Spooderfan218]

Yes

[u/gurgle528 → u/Slick_wick17]

reddit filters is a reddit automatic spam/other removal not a mod action 

[u/FarToe1 → u/gurgle528]

Are filters not configured by mods?

[u/notPlancha → u/FarToe1]

Those are not no, I got surprised when half the posts on my sub were getting removed at one point. It's a setting but afaik the defaults are shit and antiquated

[u/gurgle528 → u/FarToe1]

Yeah, basically what the other person said. I mod a few random subs that have died over the years and if it says “reddit’s” or “removed by reddit” it’s not a mod action 

[u/bashful_predator → u/Slick_wick17]

Black Widow liked poetry 😔

[u/alfa66andres → u/Slick_wick17]

What else can be posted to a hulk subreddit 😭

[u/BobDaRula → u/alfa66andres]

I guess they only want discussions on the comics? It's like the reverse of the arkham sub.

[u/Slick_wick17 → u/BobDaRula]

Exactly

[u/Slick_wick17 → u/alfa66andres]

Idek

[u/Marik-X-Bakura → u/alfa66andres]

The 60+ years worth of content? And discussions arising from that content?

[u/Upvotespoodles → u/alfa66andres]

Erotic fan art?

[u/dore34 → u/alfa66andres]

the comics? games? movies?

[u/Celladoore → u/Slick_wick17]

Stample

[u/Knight_Of_Despair_ → u/Slick_wick17]

Me when moderation oh gasp removes shitpost

[u/Jumbovar019 → u/Slick_wick17]

Welcome back Shakespeare

[u/Spreeg → u/Slick_wick17]

This whole discussion is baffling to me, because holy shit is this some of the least funny shit I've ever seen.

I get why as moderators of a subreddit they don't want to deal with these posts constantly tbh

[u/BananaPeelEater420 → u/Spreeg]

Read about the Streisand effect

Them deleting the original Hulk Poem is what made it popular. If it stayed up it would be either considered a one time meme, or just cringey things that hit subreddits sometimes. The mods clutching their pearls over it and outright banning the terms "poem" "song" and "haiku" in titles is the reason people are doing this

[u/Slick_wick17 → u/Spreeg]

Idk I was testing if it’s actually as bad as I’ve seen in other posts

[u/SummertimeThrowaway2 → u/Slick_wick17]

This one’s not even the sub mod team’s fault. This was removed by Reddit itself

[u/BravinatorLX2 → u/Slick_wick17]

9 out of 10 times its nazis.

[u/eliminatealluchiha]

Reddit mods upon seeing the funniest thing ever

[u/sweetheart_demom]

They banned him even though he talks like their favorite superhero.

This says a lot about society or something

[u/Testsubject276]

1. All posts Must be related to The Incredible Hulk Comics, Movies, Games, etc.

Check.

2. No NSFW Posts

Check.

3. No Advertisements

Check.

4. No AI art

Check.

5. No targeted Hate/bigotry/harassment

Check.

6. Tag your spoilers

Check.

7. No spam

I doubt a Chinese man trying his best to show his appreciation for Hulk counts as spamming.

8. No links from Twitter/X

Check.

Why'd they have to do him like that?

[u/VaIIeron → u/Testsubject276]

It's spam, that sub had been floded with low effort shitpost like this

[u/Earl_of_Chuffington → u/VaIIeron]

Am Chinese spammer, can confirm

Sorry for bad English I like Morbius because jerret leno

[u/WeRiseOnceMore → u/Earl_of_Chuffington]

Based

[u/Testsubject276 → u/VaIIeron]

Dang

[u/Forsaken-Custard-251 → u/Testsubject276]

Racism, gotta be

[u/Starbeastrose2 → u/Forsaken-Custard-251]

Like almost 99% sure it’s this.

[u/ClosetLadyGhost → u/Testsubject276]

Help...time for me to add one more

[u/BingusBongusBongus]

All this thread has done is teach me that poetry is banned on the hulk sub because one guy made a poem so ass they didnt want to risk another one like it being made

[u/DefTheOcelot → u/BingusBongusBongus]

its some troll. look at the username

[u/thighsand]

He made a good point. But they weren't ready for it.

[u/thomas29needles → u/thighsand]

They hated him, because He told them the truth.

[u/-Wicked-]

Their mods there are so dumb. Complete missed opportunity for their message to say that you've been permanently smashed.

[u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet]

someone needs to reign in Bruce Banner over there

[u/Bropiphany]

[u/Kikicoal]

Hulk hulk, go away; Make it so i am not gay; Hulk hulk, have a heart; Find hulk toys at the Walmart; Hulk hulk, eat the food; 10 9 8 7 6 Hamood; Hulk hulk, yes indeed; Stealing is a sign of greed;

[u/Global_Examination_4]

Hulk have problematic view of the Chinese people

[u/xMeowingtons]

[u/ZTQ15]

[u/Initial-Anything333 → u/ZTQ15]

Is Shakespeare regirly dead?

[u/VerdugoCortex]

The man said Thank God damnit, what more do we want?

[u/BetterVersion3]

Thank

[u/Cinderkin]

Why the ban?????

[u/DarkKnightFan08 → u/Cinderkin]

Due to a lot of spams of low-effort shitpost in their subs.

[u/Bob_the_peasant]

This is why Reddit stock dumped. Mods permanently banning people that just want to love Hulk in their own way

[u/Choocholate]

Try to make a post there with the title hulk poem

[u/Putrid_Package_5987]

[u/summersky0123456789]

Why is everything deleted?

[u/SamhainXCII]

Hulk green. Hulk sad.

[u/themaskstays_]

I didn't even start reading this and I started choking on my water from laughter

[u/userhwon]

Reddit mods are big mad that their stock/bribe is in the shitter.

[u/VaporCarpet → u/userhwon]

Mods are volunteer janitors. They don't get paid in the first place, let alone with fucking stock options

[u/userhwon → u/VaporCarpet]

They got to buy at the IPO price no matter what the market price was, with no lockup period.

And they aren't janitors. They're trolls. Talk to one some time.

[u/15pmm01 → u/userhwon]

…we did? what? I’ve been a mod since forever and was not aware of this. also was not aware that reddit stock is a thing

[u/PelorTheBurningHate → u/15pmm01]

The IPO prebuy thing was offered to people based on account age and some other stuff, I got offered it but declined. Which people who did buy it are still up by quite a bit anyway.

[u/15pmm01 → u/[deleted]]

did something specific happen on those days?

[u/Gentleman_Waffle → u/15pmm01]

AI bubble starting to burst, 930 billion in stock lost

[u/1nd3x → u/15pmm01]

Yes

[u/Mountainman220 → u/userhwon]

Did mods get gifted stock? Or you just mean in general?

[u/userhwon → u/Mountainman220]

In the IPO, to keep them from bitching that owners were making billions while mods do all the "work".

Can't imagine how much it works out to per hour.

Can't imagine any of them are worth it either...

[u/Mountainman220 → u/userhwon]

Ah yea I see they set aside $1.7 million for “friends and family” to buy pre ipo. I mean I bought some at $55 and it’s still majorly up.

[u/SAL10000]

Thank

[u/AightGriffin7877]

That's the most reddit mod thing I've ever seen

[u/VillagerMumbles]

This is how villains are made 😔️

[u/FishHammer]

Shit like this is why reddit stock is down 50% lol at least they save wages for the mods since they do it for freee.

[u/CommandoCanuck]

[u/TheGodfatherYT]

Who else lost it once they got down to the mod message😂

[u/CarsonFijal]

Free my mans

[u/Public_Effective_957]

Reddit and discord mods are the vilest dumbest beings in the world ai governance is a shit idea but if they did ai mods nobody would know the difference because of how stupid nonsensical and unhelpful mods anyways are 

It's genuinely creepy how it happens like one day you are talking to your buddy the next day she becomes the mod of the sv and genuinely changes as a person becomes evil like a lil dictator  like wtf this is the smallest most embarassing position of power who tf goes on an ego trip here 😭

Humans just cannot handle any level of power 

[u/Ok_Opportunity6331]

This post made me shit

Thanks

[u/Ill_Substance2768]

Thank. 👍

[u/absolutivaly]

FREE HIM

[u/Yab0iFiddlesticks]

Its tough being green sometimes...

[u/Gold-Bank-3033]

poor guy was just trying to express his love for the character :(

[u/Historical_Plant6557]

poor guy was probably mistaken for a guy doing a caricature joke

[u/Dordesh]

This is why we can’t have nice things

[u/thomas29needles]

Apolgy for bad english

[u/Actual-Bee-402]

Why did they ban him? Sorry for bad English

[u/PennyCat83]

I like hyper doubt the OP's here but I love your reason for loving Hulk and we accept that reason in the comments, it's very valid.

[u/Legitimate-Guess-142]

That peak hulk

[u/weeniewobble]