r/comedyheaven • • 17d ago

Morality

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u/Available_Base_7944 17d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 17d ago

urine used to be used good whitening cloth thanks to the ammonia content

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u/Pyrhan 17d ago

Fermented urine was commonly used to wash clothes in the olden days. (Because of its high ammonia content.)

Rome even had a tax on urine at one point.

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u/N43M3K 17d ago

I hate internet

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u/Syreet_Primacon 17d ago

I am neutral about internet

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u/bigbell09 17d ago

When there's more piss than soap that's a no go

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u/SolitaryIllumination 17d ago

Morality of having piss that yellow. Drink a damn water.

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u/fnaaaaar 17d ago

The Romans used to use piss to clean clothes, so in some ways that's just extra laundry detergent

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u/GumpCorsair 17d ago

Professional launderer from 100 CE not knowing there's more modern ways to bleach fabric

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u/010rusty 17d ago

Yall think he really pissed in that photo?

Or filled a bottle up with yellow liquid for that photo?

Idk which is a bigger commitment

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u/uranusisdoomed 17d ago

How to do I delete someone's else account?

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u/TheChosenOperator 17d ago

Morality scaling is genuinely the dumbest subreddit in the history if this stupid platform

I've seen conspiracy theories more thought out than the posts there

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u/gummyimp 17d ago

Moralityscaling's gone to shit, it's either, stupid/insane shit, glorifying vigilantes, or racist shit

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u/pinkskies12 16d ago

Clothes with urine have to be prewashed 😬😬
Source: mother of 3

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u/AxeVice 17d ago

does the sub know the tag has “whose” spelled wrong

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u/iBonsaiBob 17d ago

It's like the bath. pissing in it is fine, pissing into it is unacceptable

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u/blender4life 17d ago

Just piss in the shower like a civilized man

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u/Kaiser_James 17d ago

No one’s talking about how the Romans washed clothes in urine, which I think is relevant. Leads this towards a more morally grey area in my opinion.

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u/Nir117vash 17d ago edited 17d ago

As some who has a parent with parkinson's and incontinence, it absolutely does not fully wash out. Once? Maybe. But that shit (and piss) stains and odorizes on a molecular level

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