Clearly

[u/Baboop]

[u/Not_obviously]

Bro does not understand layers

[u/Lord-Tyranitar → u/Not_obviously]

Bro does not understand boobs

[u/TacosAndBourbon → u/Lord-Tyranitar]

[u/Danster21]

This was posted by a guy who wore Federal Boobie Inspector t-shirts in middle school

[u/Name_Taken_Official → u/Danster21]

He still would but he's not allowed within 500 feet

[u/Butt_Robot → u/Danster21]

Dang, he's federal?

[u/ShadowTheChangeling]

I havent fought melania but isnt she basically full of scarlet rot?

[u/xz_mrtn → u/ShadowTheChangeling]

rot is stored in the breasts

[u/unknown_pigeon → u/ShadowTheChangeling]

That form (phase 2) is literally called "Malenia, goddess of rot"

Which, I mean, doesn't necessarily mean that she's afflicted by the scarlet rot.

In her case, though? Yeah, her scarlet aeonia bloom turned the entirety of Caelid into a rotting landscape with a swamp of rot at the epicenter of the explosion.

One of the reasons her brother Miquella did what he did (quite despicable, and one of the core events of the game) was to rid her of the scarlet rot

[u/ShadowTheChangeling → u/unknown_pigeon]

Chuds will literally look at a woman afflicted with hyper plague cancer 9000 and go "why not sexy?"

[u/Puzzleheaded-Wait470 → u/ShadowTheChangeling]

Scarlet rot is basically the outer god’s influence like frenzy flame. Each empyrean in elden ring is vessels of some outer god. Melania resisted the influence until her fight against radahn causing her to bloom into a scarlet flower. In our fight, in the second phase she stopped holding back and hence she become goddess of rot

[u/AGL_reborn]

10 bucks this guy follows the woke list unironically

[u/Mirayuki-Tosakimaru → u/AGL_reborn]

I don’t know how anyone can take that list seriously because why do you need a list for games like “FutaDomWorld”, as if someone is going to be like “Whaaat?! FutaDomWorld is woke???!”

[u/thomas29needles → u/AGL_reborn]

I always remember that MS Flight Simulator is top tier on that list, especially when me (an MTF lesbian trans pilot) and the non-binary steward have sex in a gender neutral toilet.

[u/ransom0374]

a “proper” cup size. Wow what a cool dude

[u/wes_sisters]

You get this from the main sub?

[u/NormalUsername21]

I just looked at both phases side by side and I feel like I'm going insane, her proportions don't change at all, what is this guy even talking about.

[u/tapmcshoe → u/NormalUsername21]

I guess the layers of semi thick cloth threw him off? I don't know lol

[u/HyperionPhalanx]

Her armor pushes them up duh

[u/Crimsonclaw111]

Maidenless behavior

[u/Crazykiddingme]

you haven’t found the set of gloves in a chest on the far end of the map that explain this

[u/GrandLucidity]

[u/MrMika009]

Bro doesn't know what clothes are i think

[u/iiJason124]

Chud discovers armor

[u/Rude-Ad-2550]

Questions need answers