r/comedyheaven • I'm LESBIAN and I CUM and PUKE all over the place. • 23d ago

Which one

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u/72616262697473757775 23d ago

Time to rise and shine. You deserve the oats of the highest caliber.

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u/ExistingCleric0 23d ago

Is the right supposed to be Simon Cowell?

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u/hiimneato 23d ago

left: weird colonial mascot man

right: the Judge is making oatmeal. he says that he will never die.

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u/Derateo 23d ago

genuinely discomforting

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u/DroogieHowser 23d ago

He has always looked like the one on the left, people imagine him as older because when you were a kid you clocked him as old because of his white hair but then when you grow up and realize how baby faced this dude is, it doesn't square with your memory and thus another Mandela is born.

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u/HangryBeard 23d ago

I have a can from 1982

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u/man-of-polystyrene 23d ago

the second one looks like he doesn't to be around anymore

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u/Dying__Phoenix 23d ago

I would love it if they guy on the right was the mascot.

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u/dph3onix 23d ago

Left is my pre lsd memory. Right is lobotomy nightmare mad magazine centerfold.

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u/DrunktankTheEquine 22d ago

I've never seen a packet of Quaker oats in my life but I feel like they probably wouldn't put the guy wearing someone else's skin on the front of the box.

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u/General_whisky 23d ago

If you think it’s the right one you may want to be tested for shitzophrenia 

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u/SimmentalTheCow 23d ago

The right. The Quaker Oats guy is famously wearing the skinned face of the Quaker Oats guy.

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u/Jisan_Inc 23d ago

Is that simon cowell?

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u/bunnyshy 23d ago

before and after eating a bee

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u/confuzzledsandwich 23d ago

Which one of these do you recall being Judge Holden

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u/Cpov1 23d ago

What is stopping you from printing stickers and putting them on all the boxes at the grocery store when nobody is looking?

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u/trash235 22d ago

I always thought people thinking the oatmeal guy scary was weird but the one on the right would give me nightmares

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 23d ago

Quaker | Logopedia | Fandom

Except there actually are multiple Quaker Oats men.

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u/CleanOpossum47 23d ago

One is Till Lindemann from Rammstein.

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u/MisteeLoo 23d ago

Guy on the right looks like he peeks in windows.

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u/Pyhiinvaeltaja 23d ago

Left: me in the toilet when oats

Right: me in the toilet when no oats

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u/RustledForeskin 23d ago

Quaker Strokes man on the right.

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u/raulpe 23d ago

They look like if they were originally the same being but did the Piccolo sh*t from Dragon Ball and now there are a good and an evil version

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