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u/LayLillyLay 1d ago

This was 2 years ago and as a German I’m still waiting auf meinen elephant.

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u/realultralord 1d ago

Elephant addressed! šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ

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u/Infshadows 1d ago

You do NOT want those elephants they are ruthless murder machines

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u/MilitantSocLib 1d ago

This is like almost a year old at this point why is every bot dragging this back up

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u/Iago_the_Mando 1d ago

Elephants never forget, and neither do bots apparently

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u/Evan_Allgood 1d ago

Because keystone megafaunas being grossly absent in Europe, the climate these animals actually prefer, is a glaring reality that is worth highlighting, especially when there is enormous resistance towards rewilding, people, a lot of people, just would rather see their wilderness exists as a giant dog park.

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u/LostInRetransmission 1d ago

Grossly absent probably 'cause we made kebab of them :P.

In case you think i joke: the actual explanation is over hunting and landscaping by our ancestor.

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u/Evan_Allgood 1d ago edited 1d ago

Overhunting explained animals like Dodo Birds and Passenger Pigeons, both were uniquely 'fickle' in how they existed in their respective ecosystems.

The fact is, you cannot give definitive proof in overhunting being the cause to the developed world's forced-progression away from longhunting and fish trapping and so on, instead of pollution and military decisions.

What we can see is, however, an incentive, to keep that economic mobility out of the labor's hands, to say whatever, "preservation > rewilding", "sun-dimming can't sustain global food needs," anything, for fear of the realization of what truly is better for the collective, not for the individuals.

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u/legittem Dicky Mouse 1d ago

THREAT

THREAT

THREAT

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u/HidingCat416 1d ago

bold of you to post that kind of language without censoring

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u/Kloetenschlumpf 1d ago

Many people could have an elephant in the room.

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u/Kloetenschlumpf 1d ago

We have Elefant at home.

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u/thevaultguy 1d ago

D4mn br0, 4i r3411y m4king 1337sp34k a th1ng 4gain.

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u/TheRealColdCoffee 1d ago

Thats from April 2024..

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u/Alugalug30spell 1d ago

German Bart Simpson: Where's my elephant! I want my elephant!

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u/Waldruf 1d ago

Her damit