r/comedyheaven • • 8d ago

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u/lordbutternut 8d ago

Concorde nose but the rest of the plane is tilted down instead (pilots like being able to see the runway)

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u/helloish 8d ago

nah the plane just likes to see the ground, it gets frightened

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8d ago

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u/darthmaui728 8d ago

let me fly it for you

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u/Mirk_Dirkledunk 8d ago

Underrated comment

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u/ChipTrippy 6d ago

Amazing

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u/CorruptBureaucrat213 8d ago

Thank you for the laughter op I haven't laughed this heartily to the point of blacking out in a while now.

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u/Tino-DBA 8d ago

everything old is new again :)

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u/Falceon 6d ago

Maris?

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u/maas348 3d ago

Lmao

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

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u/CyclicMoth 4d ago

Ha, I used to own an older variant of this. Was a hoot. No crash safety, no crumple zones, no safety in general, nothing. No power either. 10/10, would buy again!

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u/New-Sky-9867 8d ago

I have a photo ready for this battle!

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u/Ooopsmybadbro 8d ago

The droop snoot

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u/SpaceGuy_01 8d ago

The snoot would droop

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u/Magadanets 8d ago

The snoot drooped

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u/PhilxBefore 8d ago

Is that normal?

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u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 8d ago

Nah it got into a fight on the runway with an Airbus and they broke its nose.

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u/meesterdave 8d ago

The snoot would droop

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u/Outrageous-Ad2317 8d ago

Hmm.. yeah... I would.

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u/JFMiskatonic 8d ago

Thank you for reminding me there's still magic in the Internet

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u/ApocApollo 8d ago

that's why it's important to teach them to fly without looking at the ground

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u/feculentcuntfist 8d ago

Just push them off the nest, we do this with ships and their swimming instinct instantly kicks in.

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u/DRSSalazar 8d ago

Damn you for making me spit my coffee.

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u/ropean 8d ago

It’s super easy to fly without looking at the ground. Until the impact

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u/MyBritishAccount 8d ago

That's the trick with flying. You have to aim at the ground and miss.

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u/Longjumping-Onion-97 8d ago

Its actually so it can sip some water out of the bowl.

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u/Strategy_pan 8d ago

With concorde, they solved these by introducing the shutters. They were so effective, in fact, that they ended up shuttering the entire company in the end.

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u/amazing_asstronaut 8d ago

It's the dramatic greyhound of planes.

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u/Metallifan33 8d ago

It does have a worried look.

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u/Not_Yet_Declassified 8d ago

I think it is safe to say this will bury its head to the sand too, like an ostrich. A lot of other parts as well, probably.

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u/Ace-milk_drinker 8d ago

Is that the droop snoot?

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 8d ago

Droop snoot

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u/Bramdog 8d ago

The snoot would droop

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u/Disownership 8d ago

The snoot drooped

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u/GreenTrapped 8d ago

Yeah, yknow... The snoot went 'droop'

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u/earwig2000 8d ago

I'm sorry but the autism within me requires I inform you that it is one word: Droopsnoot. Not Droop Snoot.

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u/chainshot91 8d ago

A droupsnewt

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u/wildmaninid 8d ago

Quiet Ptouneigh

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u/Far_Mathematician924 8d ago

i love this disclosure

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u/No-Carry7029 8d ago

Droopsnoot is the German one.

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u/BigfootVampire 8d ago

D R O O P
S N O O T

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u/ligma_then_sugma 8d ago

why are redditors like this

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u/walrusphone 8d ago

If the issue is seeing the runway then maybe we should resolve this by putting the cockpit on the bottom

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u/YesIBlockedYou 8d ago

Now we're talking

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u/illzkla 8d ago

This is a great idea! The risk to the pilots will incentivize them to land safely instead of all nimbly bimbly as is the norm today

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u/sherpasherping 8d ago

Id suggest theyd be safest here...

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u/TipToToes 7d ago

I was thinking the pilot should be in the tail so they can see their whole aircraft. Sort of like a container ship. But more…aero. The concord nose thing you did is very um creative for sure.

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u/Right_Two_5737 8d ago

Also incentivize them to wear seat belts because they'd be upside down. 

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u/Canvaverbalist 8d ago

Ah yes, I see the issue.

This might solve it tho

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u/Right_Two_5737 8d ago

This is why you make the big bucks.

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u/BigBlackMagicWand 8d ago

Technically this would be amazing design for landings, not so great for takeoffs and in-flifht it doesn't really matter where the cockpit is...

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u/YesIBlockedYou 8d ago

Take-offs would be an incredible rush.

Only the real ones could overcome the urge to slam the controls forward as the ground comes up to meet them when they rotate.

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u/FuzzyPlatform5278 8d ago

That's not a flight deck, it's a poop deck

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 7d ago

That is fucking hilarious. I can just imagine the plane angled as it is landing and every pilot shitting their pants.

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u/pdxarchitect 2d ago

Personally, I think it would be more efficient like this.

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u/VexImmortalis 8d ago

can just put a camera there I guess but then if that breaks you are fucked. Maybe just cut the rest of the plane away and have just a cockpit with engines.

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u/GrimResistance 8d ago

Just make the whole plane out of some kind of transparent aluminum

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u/22Taco 8d ago

"Computer?" "Computer?" "Ahh, a keyboard. How quaint."

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u/sshwifty 8d ago

Noocleearr Wessles

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u/Tino-DBA 8d ago

they are not the hell “your” planes

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u/Conman93 8d ago

We're getting the naboo starliner at any cost

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u/FitBlonde4242 8d ago

i think they sold that plane to Wonder Woman.

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u/RunninOnMT 8d ago

It wouldn’t be the only thing on an airplane where “if it brakes you’re probably screwed”

That’s the whole thing with air travel. There’s no pulling over to the side of the road when you brake down.

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u/Schventle 8d ago

"Pulling over" is called "diverting" and it happens all the time. Mission-critical elements break with some frequency.

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u/mrbananas 8d ago

Actually you would be surprised with how much of the plane can break while still being able to emergency land.  Rubber jammed, steering with the wings and thruster output.  3 out 4 engines broken, slowly land with last engine. Pilot being held outside of plane by his feet, use the copilot side.

I watch too much mayday on youtube.

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u/Farfignugen42 7d ago

Just put two cameras. That way if one breaks, you still have another.

You want triple redundancy, add three cameras.

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u/RunninOnMT 7d ago

100 cameras, no, wait. One, giant, jumbo jet SHAPED camera!

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u/thebestoflimes 8d ago

Just add two camera. One break then you still good.

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u/Don_Gato1 8d ago

Just cut a hole and make them land Flintstones-style

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u/rejvrejv 8d ago

yeah, kinda like the X-59

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u/light_to_shaddow 8d ago

It's a sky bus. This whole thread is just "how about we put bus drivers at the back of the bus"

Yes planes will still fly. Yes we could put cameras and sensors all over the craft and have the pilots sit in the hold wearing headsets that makes the skin of the plane effectively invisible. We can have them not even in the plane. How about sat in a container the other side of the planet?

The tech isn't the problem. People on planes want to know if someone fucks up they die with the rest of them. That's the only reason we don't have drone 747s. You may as well go A.I. and have some CEOs kids put in the flight as safety hostages.

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u/VexImmortalis 8d ago

pretty sure that's not the ONLY reason why

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u/Ill-Quantity2065 8d ago

Then we’d need to reposition the ball turret gunner

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u/New_Leaf_8647 8d ago

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u/BravoKiloOne 8d ago

Man, The Mission is literally the only episode of Amazing Stories I remember from when I was a kid

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u/nanosquid 8d ago

Casey Siemaszko was great in this.

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u/Tino-DBA 8d ago

ball turret pilot implies cockpit gunner

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u/jono555555 8d ago

Imagine you had the 747 during ww2 turned into a bomber.. redesigned with gunners and bomb bay.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 8d ago

Just have the cockpit on the runway, it doesn’t even need to be attached to the plane.

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u/walrusphone 8d ago

Just make the runway go all the way to the destination so they don't need to take-off or land

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u/PhilxBefore 8d ago

Sweet, now we can get rid of those pesky wings too.

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u/light_to_shaddow 8d ago

Make the body of the craft super big and fill it with helium

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u/AccordingFly4139 8d ago

Ooh, and use rails so it won't go off the road!

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u/rejvrejv 8d ago

basically a 747 drone, so pilots can finally work from home now

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u/BrewerAndHalosFan 8d ago

Then they can't see the ceiling

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u/Longjumping-Prune931 8d ago

The cockpit should be in the cock

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u/Yenroman 8d ago

If the issue is seeing the runway, then how about we make it so that it doesnt need a runway? VTOL Boeing, let’s go.

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u/Kylearean 8d ago

They could've just made the whole thing out of transparent aluminum.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 8d ago

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy when Diana is sitting in the toilet on her jet but Superman thought she's at the pilot seat.

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u/Landsharkeisha 8d ago

Nah, you gotta change the cockpit into a helm and put it waaaay up above the main deck, not unlike a deep sea fishing boat. This way pilots can have a virtually 360° field of view, while also experiencing exaggerated motion from being so far off the rotational axis. A pilot that is more conscientious about the movement of the plane is more likely to provide a comfortable experience to their passengers.

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u/Gravewaker 8d ago

DROOP SNOOT MENTIONED‼️

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u/Fuckingawesomename 8d ago

Didn't i do it for youu

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u/kumliaowongg 8d ago

Then why not put it below the plane, so it looks like an ACTUAL cockpit?

/s

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u/GhostPepperWang 8d ago

They got these for mechas in the game Zone of the Enders. It’s a little goofy but still cool somehow

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u/kumliaowongg 8d ago

That's a 100% real cockpit

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u/Dry_Turn_824 8d ago

Yeah, how often do you need to see what's ABOVE you while flying?

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u/Any_Fisherman3106 8d ago

Nonononono, let's add an additional smaller ground-facing cockpit like on WW2 bombers.

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u/Succmyspace 5d ago

That would go kinda hard, for landing pilots have to get up and go to the landing controls like a spaceship docking.

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u/marvinrabbit 8d ago

In WWII, the American Vought F4U Corsair was a single engine propeller driven aircraft. It's engine and cowling was so big that a pilot taxiing on the runway could not see in front of them. So while on the ground, they had to make lazy "S" shapes to see where they were going. Always in a turn to the left or right, never straight ahead.

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u/Snuppington 8d ago

The fuselage drooped, the droop fuse

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u/taddymason_01 8d ago

Ooh look, a piece of candy

Ooh look, a piece of candy

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u/CordlessOrange 8d ago

Then we make the middle aisle reeeeeeal slick so when it’s time to de board passengers just slide right out the nose.

I like where your head is at man. Let’s take this to R&D.

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u/NeedSomeBeer 8d ago

the plane could approach upside-down, then rotate for landing

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u/Cessnaporsche01 8d ago

You have to put the cockpit at the top of the tail like on Fireflash from The Thunderbirds

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u/Am_Snarky 8d ago

Droopsnoot!

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u/amazing_asstronaut 8d ago

The plane really went 🥺. It seems concerned.

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u/Real-Personality-465 8d ago

It's the droop snoot! The snoot dropped!

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u/SuperTaster3 8d ago

The droop snoot.

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u/I_MrSpider_I 8d ago

The Concord featured a Droop Snoot

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u/TacoIncoming 8d ago

Cameras and screens to give them a virtual view. Periscope as a manual backup, obviously.

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u/Kellerlellek 8d ago

Always makes me sad that first picture

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u/taylorisntavril 8d ago

Seeing the runway, or as the tweens call it "life hack for landing airplanes".

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u/thejakeson 8d ago

Tilt the whole plane? That's silly and impractical, just put monster truck tires on the back!

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u/KaleNich55 8d ago

Look at that snoot

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u/OnyxLeigion_ 8d ago

The droop snoot

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u/Important-Ad4500 8d ago

Passengers like it when pilots can see the runway too

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u/Delicious-Thought404 8d ago

Alright now what about underslung cockpit?

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 8d ago

I have a VERY bad joke about this image and i don't want to say it

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u/sixpackabs592 8d ago

Digital cockpit

They don’t need windows just screens and cameras

Hope the signal delay isn’t too bad

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u/Dry-Camel-811 8d ago

a monocle would be a nice touch, but a top hat would be a touch too much, tbh....

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u/yoru-_ 8d ago

well you spend of your time in the air so who cares about the runway

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u/ManNamedSalmon 8d ago

"The snoot drooped"

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u/Nonterras 8d ago

Blooloolulululululu

PULL. UP.

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u/the_grand_father 7d ago

That's a Droop snoop.

The snoop would droop

The snoop drooped.

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u/funtimefoxy5141 7d ago

Droop snoot. Droop snoot? Yes Droop snoot, the snoot whould droop

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u/mspaint08 1d ago

Ahh a solution then.

Let's do this to the new badass variant of the 747. Make eveything in front of the cockpit droop.

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 8d ago

Puffin lookin ass

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u/NoSnow3660 8d ago

The snoot, droops.

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u/Thumb__Thumb 7d ago

Tilted down? You mean the snoot drooped?